>tfw some normie called me out >said i smell HOW CAN

>>38410807
Shower every day, with body wash and shampoo. Deoderant and colonge as well.

>>38410807
Spaghetti will go bad in your pockets if kept too long. Make sure you're refrigerating it at home.

>>38410807
Just use OldSpice products; if you sweat, use sports deoderant

and wash your body, you fucking mongrole

Lose your virginity.

Atleast you aren't me
>be math tutor for a 14 year old
>be nice and helpful
>her classes are almost over and this is the last time I'm tutoring her
>get a present from her and her mom
>I'm happy and I thank them thinking it's chocolate (I only glanced at the box and put it in my backpack as soon as possible)
>come home put present on the table
>mome comes and asks me where I got that perfume from?
>"Perfume?"
>mom is laughing and says I should take a shower every once in a while

This was a humiliating experience

>>38411171
How would losing your virginity magically make you smell any better? You should honestly neck yourself, underage

>>38411281
Because he smells like a virgin and girls are good at guessing your virginity status.
And you're a summerfag for not getting the joke.

>>38411312
I think you're a summerfag for assuming that joke was even set up in a manner such that anyone with half a brain would recognize it. Underage.

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dont use body wash, seriously, use curd soap instead
once tried to get rid for bad body odor for 3 years showering every day, had a lesser effect than a daily thorough curd soap wash after a few weeks

>>38410807
wash yourself you fucking animal

Boys, what you need to do is seal your balls in a plastic bag, go workout, and then use the "essence of testes" mixed in with your cologne. Girls love this shit, so I've heard

>>38411171
Thought this was gonna be a greentext about how you lost your virginity to a 14 year old girl, dissappointed desu.

>>38411810
This. You can even use it to wash your hair if you are hardcore, but I don't. Also daily = in the morning, don't sleep after showering.

>>38411810
>>38411942
i always thought this was just a hipster thing? why would it work better? can anyone else confirm?

>>38412247
hippie thing*