>Start talking to an old friend again
>Immediately remember why I stopped talking to him
>>38409472
>meet guy i used to know randomly in street
>legit first think he asks me is if i'm still a virgin
>lie and try to change the subject
>There are alternate timeless/universes where the Internet flopped commercially and was shut down back in the 1990's
>>38409472
funny how the brain only remembers the good, eh?
>>38409604
in that parallel universe, I am either miserable or doing much better than I am now.