Frodo >fucking manlet >can't fight >useless >couldn't

Frodo
>Decent face

Sam
>Was fat

>T. Roastie logic

>>38408687
Frodo is a faggot.

Why the fuck frodo became ring-bearer and not sam?

>>38408687
>he doesn't realise sam was actually the main character of the books

>>38408833
because he inherited the ring from bilbo. sam only joined the fellowship because he was eavesdropping and gandalf was worried if he was left behind he would be captured by sauron. and everyone thought of sam as a nobody, just a dumb gardener

>>38409369
Frodo
>Quick witted
>Risks life by throwing gollum+ring into heart of Volcano
>Has cool sword

Sam
>Whines and bitch at Frodo every 5 minutes.
>Special weapon is rope and bread
>fat

>>38408687

Tolkien did say Sam is the true hero of the series

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>>38408687
Sam returned to the shire got his dream girl and gave her the deepest dicking of her life FOUR times. While Frodo is walking around his little hobbit hole walking around with PTSD.

frodo = robot, sam = normie

>>38409409
>quick witted
>stands like a retard in front of a nazgul

>risked life destroying ring
He didn't wanted to destroy it. It was an accident because gollum fought with him

>>38409496
>Frodo is walking around his little hobbit hole walking around with PTSD.
no he didn't, he went to middle earth version of paradise

Also Frodo was a pussy. He was always symapthethic towards gollum, while sam wanted to kill him from start

Bump for frodo hate thread

Why are we even talking about Hobbits when Gandalf could literally just swing his staff and nuke the shire? Comparing Hobbits is like comparing fleas when you have the option of a Tiger.

>>38409558
ironically that would have doomed everyone, because frodo would have fallen to ring and sam wouldn't have the heart to kill him

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Gollum is qt

>>38408687
Frodo was a rich boy and Sam was the strongest for being the hardest working hobbit of the bunch, a gardener of Frodo's.

Also, Frodo was the brains of the bunch in the story, knew elvish and such. Everyone of the other hobbits, and even he gave Gandalf a clue, were dumb as bricks.

And the ring tries to make you mutate into smegol, and it new he wanted to destroy it so it was trying to control his will to protect itself from being destroyed.