Who /mischief/ here? >go to mcdonalds >order something

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>get hold of a normie's cell phone number
>keep making fake craigslist ads for ridiculously cheap popular consumer electronics with their number until they change it

He literally don`t.

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>a few years back
>see a classmate steal a Nintendo DS
>straight up opening someone else's backpack and taking it
>It's the Chad's DS
>turn a blind eye
>Didn't get it back until the Thief put it back in his backpack a whole year later

just a few hours ago
>in elevator
>woman is jogging toward the door
>press close door quickly
>smile at her
>call her a whore just as the doors close on her

>go through drivethrough
>order and pay
>drive off before they hand me my food
>those wageslaves just dedicated moments of their life they will never get back to making trashfood

>be me
>work with some compulsive lying Chad
>won't stop bragging about he's got 2000+ cp Pokemon
>leaves room to go to work
>sees phone lying on the table
>mischief.jpeg
>powers up phone and loads Pokemon go
>goes to Pokemon
>sees his highest is 1600cp
>FuckThisFaggot.mp4
>I transfer his 3 highest Pokemon which are 1600, 1400 and 1300 cp
>then proceed to delete his ultra balls and razz berries
>turn off phone and put back
>walks in and turns on and loads Pokemon go
>looks at his Pokemon and I see the look of despair on his face
>then he turns off his phone and checks again
>horror across his face
>he then logged off, logged back on and got nothing
>at this point I'm trying so hard not to laugh
>I look over his shoulder and see he's googling "Pokemon disappeard" and emailing the makers.
Top kek

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>>38407954
>>38407810
you idiots, it just goes under the food warmer until the next dumbass comes in to buy it, or the wagies get to eat the food.

You just got the wagies a free meal. You're a piece of shit for helping the trash you sad losers. You even fail at inconveniencing people, you actually helped them instead.

>>38407945

that is so funny and did not happen

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>>38408043
>>won't stop bragging about he's got 2000+ cp

>>38407828
I will use that thanks

>>38407810
>go to uni
>dont study
>become neet and default on loan
Take that federal budget lmao

>>38408175
>literally causing the next financial bubble collapse

Great mischief anon

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reply /r/obots

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>Act like I drew a cool pepe in draw pepe threads
>Get applause

>Leave job
>Employees allowed free meal
>We do food exchange with near by store and give free food
>Freefastfood.gif
>Faggot manager dislikes this
>Almost got caught a couple times
>We do food exchange when he is not around
>I'm no longer aloud free meals because no longer an employee
>Other coworkers will give me food anytime I want even if not working there