>Be me.
>Khv.
>Never had friends.
>Meet girl.
>Becomes my first ever friend.
>She's the only non-relation whose ever cared about me.
>Not an orbiter. Actual best friends.
>Fall for her after a year of hanging out.
>Confess my feelings to her face to face.
>No texting bullshit. I was doing this in person like a man.
>Laughed off and rejected.
>She apologises later on. Was surprised and taken off guard.
>Things continue on.
>It's still really easy to be friends with her.
>Maybe /r9k/ was wrong.
>Still the bestest friend I could ever ask for.
>We do everything together.
>Still a part of me wishes I could be something more to her.
>Understand that I must respect her wishes.
>Never bring it up again.
>Genuinely happy to have her even as a friend.
>More then a year passes by since the day I confessed.
>Not only friendzoned but brotherzoned.
>Being called brother a constant reminder of my place.
>Ask politely one time for it to stop.
>Now called sister.
>I've transcended and am now sisterzoned.
>I've truly gone where no man has gone before.
JUST MAKE IT STOP ALREADY
WHEN WILL THIS HELL END
>>38404832
>sister
post feminine penis
>>38404847
Give it time, anon. I've already done some pretty gay shit with her so I'm sure a feminine penis is on the way.
I will fucking kill you for saying bestest.
>>38404832
I'm sorry desu, you have gone past the point of no return. No anon has ever come back from sisterzoned, please keep us updated as long as you are able
>>38404920
Sorry, man. Was the most appropriate word I could use to sum up my feelings even if it is a non-word.
>>38404929
Will try, anon. I'll probably still be friends with her for a long time. She's actually awesome even though she'd never want someone like me.
>>>>38404832
It's ok, I kinda posted that reply jokingly. It just gets on my nerves when people say bestest, but in this context I guess it made sense.
>>38404832
>Not leaving after being rejected.
I understand asking her out wasnt the first intention when starting the relationship but sticking around after the rejection means youve become her orbiter. Thats why she started calling you her brother, keeping you on a mental leash and then when you tried to stand up for yourself she called you sister to further demean you. You did this to yourself by acting like a pathetic beta who didnt leave after being rejected.
>>38404832
just get her drunk & drugged she will love you then
Jesus dude I thought I had transcended to a new level of hell but you've sure got me beat