Who else here is /chad/ and likes to come here to laugh

>>38404307
I would say i'm alright,don't think poking fun is the way to go though.

>chad
>coming to r9k to feel good about himself

I laugh sometimes

>>38404307
I just lurk and watch so that when I start saying robot things I know I've gone down a dark path

>>38404307
Yeah, 6'10 Wendy's chef reporting in, I make over 500k a year, have a foot long dick and have a banging hot gf. Love laughing at all these total nerds online haha

>>38404307
not really a chad but
>i had many gfs in highschool
>i lift 5 days a week
>in a relationship
>have many friends
>have a job

>>38404307
actual Chad's don't do that dude. stay delusional though, I'm not stopping you.

>>38404739
It's not so much to feel good about myself, it's just to get some laughs

Chad here.

I bartend, model, and am doing a PHD in finance.

Still like the company of robots over normies.

>>38404307
i've had a few ltr's and a lot of one night stands. I come here cause I still hate women, not to laugh at these people

>>38405110
Why? Personally I prefer normies and people like me instead of a "robot"...but that's just my preference

>>38404307
I'm /chad/ but I actually like to come here to try and help people who are having a rough time / tell people things that will help them. Try and stop this cycle of the blind leading the blind. /r9k/ was one of the only places I had to go to when my home situation was really bad in high school to escape. It wasn't frogs and feels back then but I still feel comfy here and I have the capability to give back so why would I not?

>>38404307
glad to see a fellow chad here I'm make 500k a month as a professional body building carpenter and i just got my penis in-smallment surgery so now my cock is 11 inches since all of my girlfriends are hot asians and can't handle a big cock i love being a rugby player and doing mma

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>>38404307
>girl i've never seen in my life texts me out of nowhere
>wants to get to know each other
>meet her today IRL
>she's gorgeous
>have a "date" of sorts
>i drop her at her house and before the door closes
>"let's go out again sometime anon, i really like you"

a-am i chad?

>>38405273
legit fucking laughed

lrifnnail

>>38405261
Hey Fag stop trying to help people go die in a ditch nobody appreciate your "Help"

>>38405323
>actually had a date instead of just straight up fucking her
Nope youre not a chad

>>384043074
wouldn't consider myself chad, but anyways I come here to let steam off, to let all the misogyny/hatred/insecurities eating at me loose on people who I considered to be everything that I hate in this life.


I don't know if my rambling affects them in any way, but I like to think it does, I guess there is a little sadism to this as well, but I bet they understand where I'm coming from after all they did the same thing to me once.

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>>38404307
I think I'm more of a normie than a Chad, but some robots might consider me a Chad. I'm tall, white, have a pretty good job, easily have sex, am charismatic, and have a handsome face. However, I don't have a body as nice as OP, I'm not extremely rich, and I value long-term monogamous relationships.

Either way, I do come here to laugh, but also sometimes have feels from the plights of real robots. I feel bad for the genuinely shitty lives many have led. Especially when it wasn't their fault. I also think women are inferior to men and like the threads about it. There's a lot of things here that I enjoy.

>>38405549
I don't doubt this guy is more Chad than any of these other try hards in this thread. not to suck his dick, but a dude who downplays himself but still comes off as cool is probably more chad than someone who straight up calls himself Chad on r9k

>>38405620
> still comes off as coo
wanna suck my benis? I am also come off

>>38405620
>basically humble bragging
>this the guy whose dick everyone should also not be sucking just like me.

oh anon.

Chad here. I don't come here to laugh at robots but to shitpost to pass the time at work.

>>38405620
I appreciate what you had to say anon. I'm sorry that replying to my post got you bullied.

>>38405818
Don't worry he's probably already used to it considering he's on this board

>>38405818
>amazain
shitstain using compupeper

>>38405818
jesus can you be more of a virtue signaling cuck?