Fall for girl who is a lesbian. Think she actually likes me for a little bit. She starts dating a girl I know. This girl texts me just to tell me she loves my crush and they have been hooking up regularly for weeks. I got cucked by a girl. How should I kill myself?
>>38399457
Fall for your crushes friend instead
[Spoiler]worked for me[/spoiler]
You've got to get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON...weed! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie! That's the best way!
>>38399513
What's worse is I told everyone I know except one person that my crush and I are a couple. I am certifiably retarded. But I like this idea I'll try it.