Why haven't you taken the subwaypill yet?
Jared Fogle
>became a Chad by eating fast food
>is an inspiration for fatbots
>is currently a neet
>is hated hate by virtue-signalling anti-pedo normies
>like many robots, he has yellow fever
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
I've only eaten at subway once. Can't say I felt like a chad.
>>38398767
>chicken bacon ranch master race
>likes kids with his sandwich
Jared is definitely/ourguy/
I'm not a pedo, I'll continue to take the Jersey Mike's pill
Somebody doesn't know jared got 15 years for child porn and child sex tourism.
>>38398882
>I'm not a pedo
Why are you even here on /r9k/, or 4chan?
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38398767
>tfw you'll never eat fresh like Jared
>>38398890
>child
They were teens, not children.
Thin about it this way. Had Jared stayed fat, he would have never become famous and would have never been caught. Subway led to his doom
>>38398913
>normies
>Reddit screeching
I think you need to leave, you fucking normalFAG.
>>38398928
>They were teens
He should have just fucked some teens here in Germany; they become legal starting at 14.
What a fat idiot smhtbqh
>>38398928
>During the investigation into Russell Taylor's child pornography operation, authorities discovered that Taylor traded sexually explicit photos and videos of children, some as young as six, with Fogle.
>>38399020
That's still illegal in the US. You are bound by US law when in another country.
>>38399031
Possession of child pornography is a victimless crime
>>38398767
He fucks kids, so yeah, he actually probably is a hero to a lot of the twisted faggots on this board.
>>38399071
Continuing to circulate explicit images of children who did not consent to these images being posted online is not a victimless crime.
>>38399099
Sometimes they do consent
Did Subway make Jared Fogle lose his virginity?