>Yo anon, we were just talking about you >your sis told

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>>38398590
>wearing beanies indoors
what the hell is the meaning of this

>>38398590
lookism will ruin you life anon, I'm warning you don't go down that path

>>38398590
Holy shit, OP, I feel the anxiety, no no no

>>38398590
>more a pump and dump kinda guy?
ouch

Also
>implying they can't just tell I'm a virgin by looking at me, or at least by observing my behavior

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>>38398590
smuge

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>>38398719
I wear beanies because I'm self conscious about my hair looking bad. Also they're comfy .

so i tried to do one of those diy masturbators with some socks and a latex glove, i didn't have lube so i used some baby oil, i almost tear my cock, should i try with a condom instead of a latex glove ? are diy vaginas just a meme.?

>>38398828
I bet you look real greasy

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>Yo these guys giving you trouble anon?

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>>38398888
I wash very often adn very thoroughly but even after cleaning myself I still feel inadequate.

>>38398590
>brah I couldn't find a girl that's right for me
>couldn't feel the chemistry with the last girl when we fucked
>I know you lads can introduce me to some hot chicks
Done, easy. If anything you could even make up a funny story about how the girl was an idiot or you just weren't compatible.

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>>38398888
Yes...I like the look of these digits...

yea i dont usually go for serious relationships haha. not really my thing. pump and dump? i usually keep a girl's number for future reference. you get company on the daily by having a girl ready to go anytime if you know what i mean haha. also you bros need to take off those hats. you look like cancer patients. is that how you try to pick up girls - cancer sob story? oh shit man im just playing. honestly, you just gotta talk to her and make her laugh. not too much. you're no clown. your a lion, about to pounce when she least expects it. hope that helps you guys. you sound a bit insecure so i just wanted to give you some tips. anyway i have to go. i meeting up with this girl wendy. she has this red hair like that wendy girl and she is an absolute freak haha. yeah you know what i mean. for sure im out peace.

>>38398590
Btw the white guy standing up is the highest paid male model in the world

my uncle's girlfriend thinks i'm gay. she heard me talk about rape with someone, she eased dropped and said they had sex started asking is this my boyfriend. the next holiday she asked about how i'm gay. i said how i had sex with a girl michele and cousin's wife (not sure if dream or not) that pissed my cousin off.

>>38398981
gold

origami

>>38398981
this physically hurt me, so I think you did good, dear anon

>>38398940
>implying I can lie easily
If other robots are like me, it's really hard to fabricate a convincing lie. I can't even talk smoothly in normal situations, let alone when I need to fabricate something on the fly and have it make sense.

>>38398590
>tfw I feel this way whenever my chad coworkers talk to me
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>38398590
can anyone ID the pale guy with nice hair?

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>>38399861
found it hes Simon Van Meervenne

>>38398732

lookism is the biggest cope

>>38400044
Thank you, this was going to drive me up a wall.

>mfw i can name all the models in that photo

Just end my fucking life

>>38398590
Guys... I'm sorry I just...I just need to know why someone framed half an orange. It's literally all I can think about right now...