How do I get a girlfriend? I'm not that interesting, and

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>>38395859
"You can get as many girls as you want when you work for a living, Champ. They'll practically be chasing you."

>>38395859
bang your uncle's gf when he dumps her

>>38395882
You just have to walk up to a girl, give her a firm handshake, and ask her to be your gf.

>>38395859
i was havin the same thought. i dont have any friends so ill never have the friend of a friend girl. i also dont talk to girls in public because i assume they are all in relationships if they are attractive so online dating is all thats left and my sayain pride wont let me do that

>>38396002

This, also I cant maintain a conversation with a stranger so yeah, impossible

>>38395859
Umm be interesting? I laugh so hard when people dress up like Star Trek characters and ask that shit. Then again you must have mental disease to do that in the first place.

>>38395859

> I'm not that interesting
Women like interesting men

> I'm not very atractive
Women like attractive men

> my gramma says I'm handsome, but my dad says I'm ugly
Women will lie to you to spare your feelings. Dad is being painfully honest.

> but I always make people laugh
Being funny is not enough. Even more so if you cant distinguish between laughing at you or with you.

> I try my best to be a good person
This clearly isnt working hindered by your looks and dull personality. Ask your uncle for advice. Some women dont deserve to be treated well.