God I fucking hate living with my parents. Every single fucking

>>38394211
>OP is so pathetic he's on suicide watch and doesn't even know it.

Literally every time I'm about to orgasm they come around and piss me off. Fuck off gjys you already gave me this virgin life let me jack off fuck.

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>>38394239
>better check on Anon. Haven't heard any noise from his room for a while. Hope he didn't off himself

>>38394211
>>38394239
>Be OP's parents
>Why is Anon always looking at pictures of screaming frogs and a weird guy with forehead wrinkles
>Is child porn legal if it's Japanese cartoons?
>should I call someone?
>Oh no is the frog in a noose this time
>Check in on Anon once an hour to make sure he's doing alright, I'm afraid
>He keeps mumbling something about jelly and normies every time I ask him if he's alright

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>>38394211
"Chaaaaaaaaaaaaamp. Just making sure you followed up on those applications you dropped off. You know what? It's better to do it in person, and I'll drive you there to do it. Remember to speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and remind him you're still interested in the job."

My brother is like this, he needs to move out already. He's constantly trying to catch me doing something for whatever reason. He'll try to sneak up to my room and open the door quietly constantly, he has never knocked once, If I'm away from my phone or computer for 5 seconds he'll try to sneak up at look at my notifications

If he walks in and I'm just browsing he'll deliberately look at everything on my monitors to find something odd to annoy and question and judge me about

literally my only interaction with him is him trying to fuck with me or annoy me or bug me with something. Worst of all every single time he comes into my room he leaves by turning my light off and never shuts the door so I have to get up and shut it every time

leave me alone

>>38394362
How can you get cucked this hard by your little bro? Is he bigger than you?

>>38394718
He's older than I am, he's 29 but acts like he's 13. Beyond actually hitting him or something he won't ever stop because he's a compulsive liar and denies doing any of it and plays the victim if I ever call him out on it

>>38394769
Attach a dead bolt to your door? Have a heart felt mature convo with your parents that your brother isn't respecting boundaries? Keep asking him when he is going to finally grow up and move out in front of your parents?

Failing that write a fake suicide note sneak into his room at night and empty a bunch of bleach into his mouth then cover his mouth and nose Ashe struggles.

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>>38394362
>Worst of all every single time he comes into my room he leaves by turning my light off and never shuts the door so I have to get up and shut it every time

>>38394362
What the fuck. Punch the little fuck squarely in the jaw.

>>38394362
Go into his room with a screw driver and physically remove the hinges from the door in his room.

A completely disproportionate response is the only way to stop him.

>>38394211
>do it while they're asleep
>do it in the bathroom
>do it in the woods

I assume these aren't an option for you

>>38394211
>not just continuing to masturbate until they get the hint and leave you alone
You've got to learn to be more assertive, buddy.

>>38395067
I don't want ticks on my dick I live in the region with the most Lyme disease

'Please knock on my door before coming in'
>one knock and instant open
Why do they do this to me?

>>38394211
>Every single fucking fap session
Have you not put 2 and 2 together? This means they can hear you, you're probably shaking the walls.

>>38394906
My mom knows about it and calls him out on it as often as I do but he will lie and deflect every single time. It's impossible for him to admit that he did something wrong. He'll lie and if he can't lie he'll make excuses and if he can't make excuses he'll deflect it by making himself the victim and acting like he's being unfairly targeted or something.

He knows what he does annoys me. He knows it would annoy him if I tried to do the same thing to him. He just doesn't care. He could literally eat 10 bags of sugar (he's diabetic) and you wouldn't be able to get him to admit he did something wrong even though he's literally going to go blind because of it at this rate.

>>38394942
That's not even a joke. It happens multiple times a day.

>always lock my bedroom door
>mom always knocks or yells my name to get my attention
>the one time in years someone tried to barge in was my moms retarded friend who knocked once and was shocked when the door was locked
It's great living in this house, as long as I time my faps right.

>>38395320
>mom moved into a new place only a few weeks before I moved back in with her
>the room I'm staying in has a lock on the door
>my room never had a lock on it growing up
>mom doesn't know how to deal with not being able to barge in at any time
>house is big enough to where I can pretend to not hear her when she's yelling about something
God I'm enjoying this summer.

>>38395308
How hard is to say "you do that one more fucking time I'm going knock you the fuck out and break your goddamn jaw"

Punching my brothers in the face when they massively piss me off has always gotten the message across and they're both taller with 50lbs on me.

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>>38394211
I know your pain. I don't even have my own fucking room! I have to wake up before morning when everyone is asleep in order to get a healthy daily fap! Even still, each and every noise scares it back into my pants, it is fucking terrible!

>>38395469
How old are you? Why don't you have a room.

>>38394362
This happens but with my older sister, literally nothing i can do since she's a girl and i cant hit her.

>>38395836
>girl
>can't hit her
You must, anon. Pay no mind to those ridiculous sjw fucks

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>leave door open slightly
>people treat it as an open invitation
>buy lock similar to pic for around 2 dollars
>no more people walking in unannounced

Its not difficult to work out guys

>>38394211
>>38394250
How come you dont wait until your parents are asleep? Hmmmm?

>>38394362
Leave a message that says fuck off and when he asks tell him to fuck off.
Might work...Although he might just be worried.

>>38394362
Hit him.

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>>38395956
> Hey Anon why do you lock your door?
> Are you feeling okay?
> Is there anything you need to tell us?
> Your father and I are concerned you are becoming reclusive.
> You need to get out more and play with your friends
> We made an appointment with Dr Shecklburg on Wednesday

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>>38396505

Lucky for me (or not) we are poorfags so none of that fancy "help" shit for me thanks

>>38394362
you have to inflict wounds on him

>>38394362
He wants to put his pee pee in your poopie.

>>38395956
>nobody is locking any doors in this house young man, you live under my roof so there's not going to be any of this privacy bullshit. My house, my rules.

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>>38394301
This shitty meme is so accurate it's sad

>>38395956
>Buy one of these
>Spend 3 hours trying to hook it up on my door
>Holes all over the wall and door
>Eventally figure it out
>After I hook it up realize I hooked it up on the wrong side of my door

>>38395956
It took weeks for me to convince my parents to let me have one of these, and only on the grounds I'd use it when studying.
They'd still hammer on the door if I locked it though, no point.
I'm 26 now and my little brother at 17 is asking for the exact same thing, and he gets
>this isn't student digs, son! It's a FAMILY home, there'll be no locks!

>>38394362
>older brother did this to me always
>one day he slams open the door at wrong time
>sees my erect benis and porn on screen
>knocks from then on
fucking faggot.

>>38399148
How cucked is everyone's parents? I've had a lock on my door since I was like 7

What you do I make it so they don't ever not want to knock.

Make it so they walk in on you jacking or something, tramatize them. FCK them

You can also just tell them you are jacking off so leave you the fuck alone.

And get them back, be loud jacking off. Do it when company is over. Turn that porno up, release the moans.

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>>38394211
>buy video games every once and a while
>get comments like the following from my parents
>"oh gee anon i should start asking you to pay rent! Teeheehee"
>i gave them 400 last month and another 400 today "until Thursday promise! "

I have no issues paying rent, as i am working full time and i live at home. Don't treat me like shit because i blow some of my money on hobbies, though

>>38395866
Even conservatives don't hit girls, dongus