ITT: Times you did something pure evil and got away with it with

>>38389912
You malicious demon you.

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>>38389912
>mfw 13 yo can have a bf/gf but sendic a dick pic is considered as sex offend and CP

>>38389912
That's not even that evil, they got what they deserved.

>>38389912
I'll try and keep this thread alive
>16 years old
>my uncle (25-ish) had just bought a gym
>promotes it with a cheesy commercial
a little back story, me and a few of my cousins moved out of the state, my cousin kept in touch with him over text, I did not. He never had my number, but my number still had the area code of the state
>me and my cousin get an idea
>I text my uncle with my number, and claim to be a huge fan girl
>then, we text him family photos and comment on them
>we tell him his address, and say we're coming to visit him
>he is obviously disturbed and threatens to call the cops
>we call him, and our parents call him, and explain the whole thing so we don't get arrested
>see him years later at a reunion, he's still a bit annoyed
That's about it, I was a good kid

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I'm normally too lazy to post but this thread deserves to live.

>2003
>At friend's house playing pokemon silver on Gameboy
>use his masterball on a krabby while he's in the toilet
>Release his starter pokemon
>Save the game
>He starts screaming and crying
>Act clueless and apologetic, maintain I didn't really know how to play game
>Mother tells him off for going apeshit and apologies to me
>Smirk.jpg

>>38389912
The losers that try and stalk people online deserve that shit desu. Whether it's straight horny betas after tail or faggots after dudes

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>>38390815
>calling someone a loser on r9k

ore fucking gano

>>38390729
You should be euthanized you fucking monster.

Two things. I stole my friends gameboy games once, and I once ruined someones car by accident, but I lied and got away with it.

I stole a lot of gameboy games from school as well, some from friends. I used to leave anonymous notes in peoples draws in primary school attacking all their insecurities. No one ever knew it was me.

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I have a couple, I am utterly /devilish/
>Be 15
>pool fighting with a spergy kid
>he wants to stop
>I wasnt done yet
>Idea.jpg
>relentlessly provoke him, its not like he could hurt me in any way
>he tries to leave, kicking at my shoulders, stomping my hands into pavement and whipping me with a towel
>make fun of him for weighing more than me yet being so fat and pathetic that he cannot even harm me, like if the Michelin man tried to punch you with a sock 'em bopper
>he goes home crying
>his mom comes back over fuming
>I use my charm to talk myself out of it
>'oh well thanks anon, I wasn't aware'
>TFW he sends a text like "why are you doing this to me? you know what you did"
>I know he's baiting me
>"I'm not the one who should be sorry"
>I can feel the reee from his house across the street
>TFW I learn that he got grounded for the first month of summer and had a meltdown

Pic related is the time I got away with KOing a 6'6 football player and assaulting him the summer after but nobody believed I did it because he had a chip on his shoulder, good story IMO

>around 10
>cousin had rabbits
>one would stick its head out and to the side if the cage door was open
>made sure no one was around
>opened door and stuck its head out and to the side
>close the door and its neck is caught
>its suffocating but not really squirming
>watch it like that for a good minute or so
>open the the door before it died

what a rush

>>38389912
>12 yo
>have this fat weird nigger in my class
>faggot always try to seem smart and shit
>the fucking teacher has the great idea to pair me and my best friend with that faggot
>"i wont fucking do it, we hate each other"
>"too bad. is either this or ill have to get you out of class and call your parents"
>sit with the fat fuck and some friends
>as soon as that cunt open his mouth i tell him to shut up
>3 chances for him to learn the lesson
>of course he is too fucking stupid to learn it
>start talking about how he is a fat failure of a human being and how he is a poor nigger
>"its probably your fault your family is so poor what with them have to waste all their money in your food"
>"stop trying to seem smart we all know niggers simply cant be"
>"you have no friends why do you even come to school. just ask your mum to homeschool you... oh wait she is probably too busy being a whore right?"
>fat kid runs out of the room crying and locks himself in the bathroom
>when the teacher goes to talk to him he says
>"ill only leave this stall when anon leaves the school"
>so the teacher comes back to tell me to say im sorry to him and of course i take the chance to leave that boring class
>take a stroll trough the school and then go to the bathroom to tel the cunt he is a fat coward and doesnt deserve to live
>come back to class and chill for the rest of the day
>that fat bastard missed school for almost two weeks because he was afraid of me
funny thing is he was way taller and stronger than me. still kinda feel bad for what i did though :/

>>38392109
This is a /devilish/ thread, no room for a conscience in here

>>38392135
i feel bad for it but im still really proud of what i did. that kid could have beaten me up so easily but i just made him cry with words.

>>38390729
oooooo i knew a nigger like you

>>38392266
I enjoyed running rings around the 'nice children' with zero emotional intelligence or guile

>gerbil at school that people take it turns to 'take on holiday' over the weekend
>have irrational hatred for it, something about it's eyes
>sneak into classroom during lunch break, pick it up and throw it hard at floor
>repeat a couple of times, clearly limp and dead
>put back into cage and go back to football on field
>try not to smirk while everyone is ashen faced and grils cry

>>38392389
Good god.
What the fuck were you thinking as you were doing it?
I mean out of all the ways to kill something.

>>38392846
I knew it wouldn't be obvious it was killed as opposed to just dying randomly, unlike if I'd stabbed it or something. And it was thrilling, a raw rush of adrenaline.

>>38392858
What did the school do when they saw the remains of hamster that had recently had all its bones broken?

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>>38391946
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH this fucking broke me how can u be so evil

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>Be me
>Making Pretty Princes Pieces
>Pick up steaming hot tendie.
>quickly drop it
>Bread with all kinds of toping falls from counter
>Shits everywhere
>Leave
>sit in my room
>hear mom talking to cat
>"Who did this? Who did this?"

Mfw when i framed cat for my crime

>>38392994
they said it got ill to us after lunch break, I know from people who had assistant teachers as parents that it was discussed in staff room as being dodgy but they never said or did anything

>weird horse girl in school
>always keeps photo of her dead grandad in locket thing
>one day calls me out for staring at Stacey
>humiliated in front of class
>have a music lesson during PE, sneak into classroom where everyones clothes are
>take photo out of locket and rip it up
>when she realizes she SCREAMS like some kind of dying animal
>it was the only photo she had of him
>oops!

>>38393373
Lel, good one f4m

>>38393373
>Roasties actually scream because a picture of Chad is ripped
I fucking h8 women

>>38393176
That's a cute peek into the life of a stranger. Thank you for your story.

>>38393648
>a picture of Chad
kek

>>38392389
Good god, are you into gore porn nowadays? How is this not mentally damaging moment

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>>38389912
>13 or 14
>school has shitty drinking fountains that wet their surroundings when set to full blast
>set one like that
>hallway gets wet
>teacher comes and sees me
>be a clumsy child and everyone knows it
>teacher isn't mad
>just tells me to use a tap when I'm thirsty

>>38394021
What really happened
>be 17 year old tard in 7th grade
>school has state of the art water fountains
>notForLong.TWrangler
>use hulk strength to get rid that shit
>every time they try to scold me I say it was accident
>mastermind.rom

>>38390729
If you were under 15, that really is truly evil. I would have gone full speg rage if that happened to me.

>>38394133
>>38393862
I was 7 and I don't see what's so bad about killing a caged rodent that was barely aware of it's own existence, I watch gore out of curiosity but only jerked off to autopsy porn once and felt bad after

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>>38394526
>only jerked off to autopsy pussy once

>>38391946
Read it all and you seem like a chad. Why are you visiting r9k anyways?

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>>38394526
>Bring suffering to another sentient life-form
>Lives and has pleasures as we do
>Slam its head on a cold tile floor and kill it

"I don't see what's so bad"

I think you're damaged from a bad familial life.

>>38392389
>look it up and it turns out it's a damn rat
you did good anon.

>stole a rare crazy bone (yeah I'm that old)
>stole a copy of Pokemon gold
>punched a kid, pretended to cry and got him in trouble
>got lunch aid yelled at by her boss by skipping lunch and walking around school because I was bored
>drank with a chick in college who had a LDR of like 6 years, got her semi naked and felt her up, fingered her, slept over a bunch of times. bf probably never found out, they're still together today
>had similar situation with another girl but she told her bf about it and they broke up a couple months later, dude was upset but didn't do anything to me

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>>38389912
>go to my /comfy spot/ where I spend all my free time, and shitpost.
It's a nice cozy, quiet west facing bay beach, a mile out in the woods, it has a nice view of a pinsula and old as shit light house. P romantic.
>there's a truck here. There's never anyone here. THAT'S WHY I FUCKING COME HERE
>rage.mov
>see a couple laying on the beach
>cooler, umbrella, blanket. They're staying for a while
>like fucking hell they are this is MY spot
>immediately let my 115lb mastiff out
>he's insanely friendly and immediately runs over to greet them
>jumps on the blanket
>drooling on them
>tail slapping the fuck out of them
>knocks over bottle of wine
>knocks over cooler and dumps the contents
>they're visibly pissed, waving arms in the air like "wtf brah"
>call him back
>shits in the dune on the way
>they leave 5 minutes later
>tfw ruined some 18-20ish year old normie cunts romantic date night.
Fuck them. This is my spot. I'm the one that spent 5 hours cleaning up all the broken glass and trash, and raking and trimming over grown trees and bushes.

Me and my backwoods but not redneck friend found a mole. He took him and slapped him into a coffee grinder without a top. His bottom half got all fucked up with intestines spilling out and shit. I just laughed

>>38396172
Yeha man that's right