Welp I did it you fuckin faggots. I fucked a tranny hooker. I've fucked a couple of girls before and found it unsatisfying. I exclusively fapped to traps so I thought that might be the problem
>Find tranny on backpage
>Go to her
>She opens door
>shitty teeth
>Nose hairs
>Pudgier
>Doable
>We fuck, she say's I'm "big" even though 'm 6.5
>I suck her dick a little in the heat of the moment
>It doesnt work at all
>I paid for an hour but she starts jacking me off hard and I cum in like 2 minutes
>Find her utterly disgusting and want to leave immeadiately
>She wants to take a shower with me
>Too beta to say no
>Constantly asking me if i'm taken and flirting
>She wont stop talking about her barbie colletion, she has like 300 of them which is creepy when you realize its really just a dude who wants to be a girl
>She asks me what I like to do
>anime
>She says she likes anime too
>Get shocked
>She says she loooves sailor moon
>We'redonehere.jpg
>Get disgusted that I sucked her dick
>I get out of the shower and gtfo
>Drive back home feeling empty, blasting music and constantly spitting, trying to get out her germs
>Can't believe her dick was in my mouth
Now I'm over it but that was a waste of 200 dollars. Sex with girls and traps is equally unfulling. Traps and futas are good as a fantasy and only that
>>38389468
>>Can't believe her dick was in my mouth
>her dick
>Can't believe her dick was in my mouth
How did we come to this?
>she
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>>38389519
Wahahaahahhahahaha!! Faggots BTFO! Holy fuck anon, are you high too?? I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! Get stoned OUT of your MIND on...weed! When I'm in this kind of shape, I only get high and jack off!!
>>38389504
>>38389513
>>38389519
i thought trans*phobia was against the rules??
>>38389592
uh-ooooh, looks like our boy's at it again with the devil's grass... the absolute legend!
>>38389468
Anon, you have fallen for the trap meme. Most guys love jacking off to traps or even gay porn but its just a fantasy nothing more. Just as kids love to play soldiers doesn't mean they want to do it in real life.
If you sucked its dick I would get tested for everything
>>38389640
That's exactly right! Woo hoo hoo, you goddam fagoo! Smoke a reef with the keef!
nice job anon, you literally had sex with a man. Fucking prag