>"So what did you want to talk about, anon? You sent

>>38387981
CAN I UH FUCK YOU?

>>38387981
*Pushes into water*

>>38387981
can I put my benis in you begina, hehe?

Y-you know, I-I have to tell you something. After all this time we spent together, the awesome moments we've had... I feel like another human being when I'm with you. I... love you.

>>38387981
i dont know. i just wanted to see you

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>>38387981
Yes, peace be upon you, Kafir.
I have come to convert you to the one true faith or slay you by my sword.
Now I will not let you walk away alive unless you accept Allah (pbuh) as your one true god and Mohammed his messenger.

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>mfw I'll never have such a situation again as I'm a cynical asshole with no hope inside of him left

Comfy yet disturbing.

>>38388280
That's a Sikh, you useless cunt.

Sikh > literal pig shit > Muslim

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>>38388432
You take back what you said about my brethren or drop dead this instant, you infidel pig.

>>38388280

ngl this guy looks pretty cool, looks like he's from a video game

also hes not a muslim, its a sihk and they hate muslims

>>38388581
>pic
That is a sikh

>>38387981
>You sent me a message
immersion ruined

>>38387981
I want to talk to you about something very serious. Specifically, the Jewish Question. Where do you stand- do you believe (((their))) lies, or do you see the truth and stand with your race?

>I would like to huff your braps, Stacey.

>>38387981
If you don't push her into the water you're 100% gay.

>>38387981
>tfw I was in this exact situation a week ago
>tfw confessed my love for her
>why didn't you say sooner anon? You know I have a bf now

o-oh well. Baby steps right?

>>38390625
>>38390519
>>38388395
Why are you people so fucking lazy? You know you can dig yourself out of the mudpit of self hate, involuntary celibacy, and NEETdom but you prefer to roll around in the mud instead. If you want to be the man your forefathers were, or even better, go to /biz/ and /fit/ and leave your mom's basement, even if it means living in a dumpster until you've sorted yourself out. Good luck anons.

>>38390836
what's lazy about telling a girl you have feelings for her and getting turned down

>>38390915
It's the way you almost take pride in the fact that you can't get girls. If you actually tried, good for you, but instead of dwelling on it and going on r9k you should be getting fit and rich so each time you try, you have more success

>>38390955
well
I'm already set to take over daddy's cardiology practice once I graduate and I do go fencing and running, so I'm healthy

I'm just a little shy with girls. But I did make a huge leap when I decided to confess my love to my best friend I've known since childhood. Felt like breaking free.

>>38391046
You should start lifting, anon. There's nothing like lifting, because it gives you muscles that girls will want to feel and it works wonders for your confidence. Also, if you like a girl, either ask her out right away or force yourself to stop liking her by imagining her taking a dump or something. She'll be impressed by your decisiveness, and you won't spend a lot of time torturing yourself by thinking about her but not actually dating her. Good luck

>>38391218
>Also, if you like a girl, ask her out right away
yeah, I learned that the hard way. She dragged me to one of those university student parties once and then proceeded to make out with some random guy while drunk. I didn't know I could feel such pain. That was the tipping point I guess.

I want to start lifting but all my friends are either Chads who already lift or people who have no interest in it. So it is hard to find a practice partner

>>38391377
You don't necessarily need a partner, just go by yourself and be careful

Lmao bitch you b tripping I haven't sent a message to a girl since '07

>>38391719
Negros aren't welcome on 4chan

>>38387981
Omg this girl is lit senpai

>>38388192
Ha gey

>>38391377
Lift by yourself you noob. Don't focus on anyone but yourself. Music always, wear a fucking hoodie if that helps you feel isolated.

If you are doing an exercise for the first time start with the lowest weight you can just to practice form.

>>38390955
>>38390836
Why the fuck should I have to go through so much effort just to get what everyone else gets normally?

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>>38392100
Like old Paarthurnax said

>>38392100
what you call effort others call life anon

Try Oblomov, by Ivan Goncharov

>>38388581
>>38388280

>expecting contemporary mudslime to be the well managed and put together

>>38391488
>>38392084
How do I gain, bros? Not the same anon but I don't lift because I don't have the energy and I'm skelly.

Fyi I'm going to be a sophomore at college and money isn't that much of a problem. I'll probably have some sort of meal plan and an intense major.

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>>38387981
can we talk about k-on?

>>38387981
>be me
>be emotionally guarded due to being abused as a kid
>finally meet girl who i think might care about me
>slowly open up to her
>get hit by depression
>become more withdrawn
>try really hard to ask her for help, it takes a lot out of me and i never do
>talk to her
>she says she cares about me, that she's worried and wants to help
>think "finally, might have met someone"
>she ghosts me
>haven't talked to her in over a month
>why bother opening up to others if they'll drop you the second they get a chance