ITT: minor greivences >Captcha says click all panels with

>someone stops dead in front of you in the street to check their phone
>Walk into them
>They blame you

>>38387195
>Captcha says click all panels with "cat furniture"

>graduates with a 3.9 gpa from highschool
>still doing jack shit with my life

Wtf i thought good grades ment something.

>ask somebody on the street for the time
>"Sorry I'm not interested"

Did I just interact with a robot?

>stepdad drank my ciders
>He doesn't even like cider...

>>38387615
I was valedictorian and on the dean's list in uni. Doesn't mean jack shit unless you wanna go the mile

>Captcha says pick all the street signs.
>Half of the time they count the pole connecting the sign as a street sign and half of the time they don't.

>>38387666
Don't you have a smartphone. Everyone does these days. If someone asked me for time of day I'd think they are into me or smth.

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>>38387967
>sign is in between two tiles

>>38388001
>>38388001
Yes I do anon but I have no need for it to be glued to me 24/7. I'd just forgotten my wristwatch that morning

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>click all panels with cars
>picture of a long traffic jam
>click on every picture that has even a bit of a car
>it's wrong because apparently half of a car doesn't count as a car
>you have to guess what part of the car counts as car to answer right

>those 20p charges for using the bathroom

No thanks I'll piss outside

>>38387195
>thirsty
>have to get up from pc to refill my water bottle
cant wait for the day humans become digital

>>38387195
>not using legacy captcha
I remember when I was new too.

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Yeah whatever happened to the days of Captchas that had words?

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>>38387615
Oho, look out fellas, we have a HIGHSCHOOL grad here!

> see someone at work throw a plastic bottle into trash can
> the recycling bin is RIGHT BESIDE IT

>>38387967
I have about a 95% fail rate on those.

> go to express lane at store
> nigger cashier, woman customer (always a horrible combination)
> she has a ton of PRODUCE
> nig can't figure out the codes to look them up
> meanwhile the other lines have processed 3 customers apiece

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>>38390755

Even worse is when you get one right and there's a "part 2"

>>38390667
you can enable them by yourself you stupid sack of shit

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>sitting in really uncomfortable chairs for multiple days
>spine towards the top of my back is really really uncomfortable

>work at a highschool
>Recently they had a "solidarity with women" walkout march about the paygap and how women in education are opressed
>Out of a staff pool of 180, 36 of them are on maternity leave or are due to go on maternity leave

Do these people have no brain?

>work as researcher
>hey anon can you check my paper?
>No experimental design, no empirical evidence
>Colleagues believe they are innovative

>>38387195
>Captcha checkbox says "I'm not a robot"
I cannot check this box without lying.

>the one squeaky floorboard on the landing

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>there is one insect in my room that keeps flying towards my screen

>>38390796
not the same you cunt. Now they just show snippets of street signs

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>>38387195

>completely free schedule for weeks at a time
>suddenly 5 things come up all on the same day

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>>38388003
>sign is between 4 tiles but one of the tiles is only a little sliver so I only select 3/4 tiles and it gets accepted on the first try

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>>38391232
doubly insane when you consider the wage gap doesn't exist and education is a female-dominated field

>mfw i was a diversity hire at my middle school because i have a penis

>>38391232
>paygap

Wait, aren't teacher salaries determined by collective bargaining agreements with no leeway for salary negotiations whatsoever?

>barstaff took my half full drink away

>driving to the exit of a parking lot
>forced to stop by a car backing out of a spot
>expect me to patiently wait for them

>>38387615
means your a faggot

>talking to someone
>Bite tongue