it's that shota dream yo (yeah I said yo that shit was cool

>>38387161
>Didn't greentext the second line
TITS OR GTFO, NORMIE

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>>38387161
If you're not posting feet just btfo stupid roast.

inb4 took bait

>>38387253
It's pointless to greentext one line

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>>38387161
Timestamp tits or feet anon then we can talk

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>>38387253
>>38387268
>>38387300
TITS AND FEET NAOOOWWWWW

>>38387161
20 year old milf? Yeah thats called a slut not a milf

>>38387337
I'm not a slut tho UwU and since his mom is gone and his dad works all the time I've practically have become his mom.

That would have been cool when I was 16 nine years ago, but I've since come to appreciate the finer things in life, ie: qt3.14azns

>>38387349
How does he relate to you though?
Does he initiate physical intimacy with you, or are you the architect of his sexual destiny?

Further; he's 5'2 and 16?
The fuck is wrong with him? Is he Asian or something?

>>38387161
how did you two originally meet?

>>38387469
High school. The school forced the seniors to go mentor the freshman and I was put in his class.

>>38387527
Well that program is getting shut down once they find out you're mentoring him on sex-ed

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mio ritsu x

>>38387398
We've never been intimate before but he initiated it. When we snuggle or be platonically affectionate it's about 50/50 he hugs and snuggles on me and i just like hug on him bc i don't want his dad to kill me I let him snuggle when his dad's not home.

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YUI X RITSU

>>38387602
That's cute senpai.
Down the line, are you gonna dump him or admit to the Dad what you did though?

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MIO X MIO XD

>>38387161
>5'2

Poor kid, I hope he's chugging milk and hanging from a bar to stretch his spine and make his body grow more.

>>38387660
I'd never dump him wtf. He's BPD so it'd be extra cruel to do that. His fathers rlly chill and since he's always at work and I'm more or less still his mentor he lets me hangout and help around the house

>No pics
>No greentext
what a worthless thread

>>38387637
ritsu for life!

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>>38387752
ahh, a man of taste

>>38387566
Of he breathes a word I'll kick him into orbit >>38387715
His dad's short as shit too so it's not likely

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>>38387161
So jealous!
I'll never have a cute 16 year old shota bf to touch my butt..

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Yoshiko

>>38388091
I am the luckiest. I'm pretty sure he'll stay a shota for most of his life since he is part Asian.

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>>38388091
>16 year old shota
a real shota is,13-14 yo

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shota-fags are the worst

>>38388366
I'm not interested in prison plus he looks young for his age so he can pass for a shota.

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>>38388366
boys that young are great but I'd rather keep quiet about it for obvious reasons

Can you tell us your weight/height so I can get a good picture in my head here

>>38388441
I'm 5'7 and 120 lbs and he's 5'2 and around 110 lbs

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IS THIS THE DESIGNATED K-ON THREAD?

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>>38388524
from now on im making every shit thread a designated k-on thread

but cute 2d girls from any anime will do

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>It's an "Underage Anon makes up story about getting laid and pretends he's the girl" thread

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>>38388554
that is an AMAZING idea, I need more material for my k-on folder

>>38388565
wow when did they raise the age of consent to 21 bc last time i checked 18 was the age of consent and 20 is above 18

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>>38387161
>be a shota
>be abused by a young woman
The fucking dream that i'll never be able to achieve.

>>38388604

It's 14 here girls can have as much delicious shotas as they want here

>>38388570
danbooru downloader is good, you can batch download everything tagged k-on, just google danbooru downloader and it should be a github link

>>38387161
l o c a t I o n
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qqwrrs

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>>38388604
>Triggered because it's true

>>38388627
14 is too young imo. Theyve barely begun developing at that point. I like my shotas ripe. It's kinda like traps. They're boys that look like girls. I like my irl shotas to be old enough to be (mostly) developed but still look like shotas

>>38388711
when did being salty equate to being triggered

>>38388683
Original old Pennsylvania pls no mute again for unoriginality

>>38388773
Holy shit me too, Eastern PA here.

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El K-on

>>38388806
Damn. I'm western-ish. Close to Lancaster

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>>38388846
tell ya what your not close enough too, some k-on

>>38388846
I'm in the Doylestown/Newtown area, pretty quiet out here.

>>38387161
16 year old boys are too old. At that point they're hairy, smelly, disgusting, have fat dicks.
>tfw no 12 yo smol boy to molest and suck his smol dick dry

>>38388904
Rip you. That's too close to NJ for my comfort

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>>38387161
Have fun in jail when you get caught eventually people will realize how much of a creep you are. You can only hide it for so long.

>>38389014
Don't need to tell me twice, I plan on moving further north after wageslaving for a couple more months.

>>38389028
Nothing creepy abt two friends fucking

>>38389075

It's creepy if you're virgin lmao

>>38387161
You're probably fat, aren't you?

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there is still not enough k-on in this thread

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more k-on incoming

>>38389092
Ig. I'm not a creepy mouth breather virgin who can't get laid. I don't have a sex drive so I'm not rlly interested in sex. >>38389096
I hover around 115-120 so I'm average

>>38389146
Nah you're fat, you can tell by the way you type.

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>>38389131
I will post more k-on to help with the cause

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>>38389146
>>38389151
you know what you both are?

non-k-on posters

>>38389192
brothers in arms

>>38389151
I eat 1 meal a day so it's impossible. The heaviest I've been was 127 when I was like 14

>>38389216
Keep lying to yourself, fatty.

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>>38389230
Peep my new fucking license that I got in February

>>38389269

okay we get it, you existed in the same proximity as a penis so you had sex

that's really cool thanks for sharing, good thing you aren't posting pictures of your naked body so no one has any reason to listen to your exaggerated babble

nice pic of your sisters license

>>38389269
Don't post your sister's information online, you fatso!

>>38389285
My sister is like 24 now I think and she's fat as shit. She's like 150 lbs. plus I Haven't spoken to her in 4 years.

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when ya got the lemson in ya cup
sdoihflsjkdlk kl kl

>>38389301
If she didn't work for the govment I'd've leaked her info 3 years ago bc I hate her so much

>>38389321
You can't lie your way out of this, thunder thighs!

>>38389348
I don't have to lie tho UwU it's true and idc that the majority of y'all don't believe bc I'm living the anime dream and y'all aren't. y'all just jealous you didn't have a mommy friend to take care of you when ur real mom left you/ started to hate you

>>38389374
If only you could lose weight as fast as you lose an argument, then you wouldn't be so FAT!

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>ywn travel back in time to molest this qt and accidentally save his life
Why even live

idk why i go on r9k anymore it just makes me sad every fucking time like when i was 16 i was sitting in my room playing world of warcraft fuck sakes i want to kill myself more now than i ever have before.

>>38389399
O man if I lose more weight I'll end up in a hospital hooked up to IV fluids and a feeder tube bc I'll be anorexic

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some more k-on for you fags, you need some healing

>>38389466
If you lost anymore weight you'd be in the hospital hooked up to a ketchup packet IV, withdrawal from all those burgers can be tough!

>>38389501
Sports anime is better and less faggy

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>>38389547
t. someone who has never watched k-on
you're missing out

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>>38389561
I'd watch it if I was lesbo but I like dudes

>>38388711
Laughed hard at that pic

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>>38389639
everyone can appreciate cute anime girls

>>38389269
>7/28

I don't think this is your birthday, but Alex is that you? Everything else is so similar it's fucking eerie.

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>>38389662
I can appreciate cute grils all day long. Kaori is one of my favs and goals

>>38389714
Nope srry my name isn't Alex. It doesn't even start with a vowel

Thanks for letting me call you fat, was fun.
Good luck with your boy, here's to hoping he doesn't run off with some hot young thang.

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>>38389807
heres to hoping you post some k-on

>>38387161
Why make this thread here? You're making my day shittier.

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>>38389854
I don't post moe-blob garbage, well maybe just once..

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>>38389854
i haven't gotten to k-on yet so only cute boys and the occasional non k-on cute gril

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>>38389893
yeah i agree, ill make it better by posting k-on

>>38389893
To gloat. I lurk enough to know the majority of the robots here wish something like this happened to them

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Whenever an older girl and I get to know each other, I just latch onto her everytime.
When I was a kid, my mom died. I had a hole in my heart, and I ended up filling it with women older than me.
In high school I had an English teacher. She was really pretty and nice and warm and wore vanilla perfume like my mom sometimes did. She liked my writting. I would sit down with her twice a week or so just to talk about books. I even taught her how to cook and use a chef's knife with a prop butter knife.
I graduated high school recently in June. As I ledt the school grounds at my graduation ceremony, someone told me she was pregnant.
I've been going to therapy, ever since my mom died. My mom and dad divorced before she died. I was 8. I learned later that it was because she was having an affair with another man for 8 years or so. I never met the man, he left after my mom and dad seperated. She used to tell me bad stories about dad and sister. She was trying to move away, just me and her, across the country to get away from the rest of my family. She had a stroke shortly after telling me this. I was gone with my dad and sister for 5 days or so. No one was home to help her off the floor. She died of dehydration. When I walked into her room and saw her greyed face and the puddle of dried piss around her body, I didn't feel anything.
When the bell would ring and my English teacher and I said goodbye, I would have to go to the bathroom and hide in a stall to cry.
I guess I just like older girls or something.

>>38387161
>16
>shota
try 8 or 12