When did you realise that sex wasn't some stupid meme, and

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late 20s for me

How retarded are you people

>implying it's real
I refuse to believe it

>>38385874
I'd imagine most 20 something year old normies in a relationship only gets some every 1-2 weeks. Definitely not daily.
Lots of normies aren't in relationships, and they probably have sex every several months or longer. It's not as easy to get sex as you think for them either.
They do it regularly, but just not as regularly as you'd think.

>>38385874
before I was a useless NEET I was a normie and had a few long term relationshits, I also have normie tier friends and they all attest to the following: after the first month or two, sex goes down to once a week. After 6 months/year its like every other week or once a month.

>>38385986
Normie here. When I had a GF we had sex at least every evening, more if we just had free time or were alone for some reason.

I socialise a lot, so I get introduced to girls I'd say every 2 or 3 days and usually fuck one of them. It's not that difficult, they want sex too. Once you get a routine you just do the same bullshit every time and it works fine.

I'm a 37 normie
just had morning sex with my wife
why would you compare everything to a meme.
slow development maybe

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This year. The realization that I'm part of the less than 1% of the population who will die virgin was depressing.

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If "all these people" are having sex, then why do I never hear about it in everyday conversation? Sounds baloney to me.

>>38386233
lol anon, you're NEET, you don't do everyday conversations

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>>38386247
n-not an argument

>>38385874
When I realized life was about sex and stuff like getting high, it depressed and angered me that life is so basic and stupid, granted we are born in the most boring hedonistic of times, that life was about pleasure and nothing actually exciting killed part of me.

>>38385874
When I was in my third year of med school (started clinicals), I realized that everyone's fucking a lot--patients, my peers, the hospital staff.

Everyone is having sex except me and a couple of the psych cases but most have lost their virginity at some point.

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>mfw I realized that there's normies who marry a woman, she gets fat and they only have sex every few months

>>38385874
When I had sex.

I genuinely started to feel like it was all a part of a conspiracy and couldn't imagine it being a real thing that would happen to me.

>>38386286
>that life was about hedonism and not something hedonistic killed part of me

You're an absolute moron. Please, please kill yourself

>>38386291
>everyone's fucking a lot--patients

Wait, they fuck patients? O_o
Isn't there rules against that?

As well, how?

>>38386286
Well there's like sports and trying to push yourself to do things that scare you but I guess that's still like pleasure but in a weird way

>>38386312
I kinda meant something meaningful like actual fufillment but I'm sure to someone basic like you, they seem the same thing.

>>38386316
dumb retard

>>38386316
No I mean the patients I deal with have sex. I have to ask their sexual history a lot of the time.

>>38385986
This is a lie. When I had a long-term gf, it was sex every day or every time we saw each other. If somebody's in a relationship, you can pretty much assume constant fucking.

>>38386358
That's just in the beginning phase

>>38386385
Is year 5 the beginning phase? Because it lasted that long and it was still absolutely constant. At minimum, it was a bedtime ritual.

Granted, I could just be a fucking horndog.

>>38386402
sure thing wannabe normie

>>38385874
Fuck off.
It's a completely manufactured consumer product, like mother's day and father's day.

>>38386385
Not really. Constant fucking happens all the time unless you're in a bad relationship but there's something tying you down like kids or rent

>>38386352
Oh, I see. That is a lot better and calms my nerves. I just before imagined Chad doctors hooking up with the patients in hospital. What a thought.

>>38386442
Nah, many of the doctors have a good relationship with their hot wives and if they have a side bitch, it's usually someone from outside the hospital circle so no one finds out.

Patients are more into doctors though and there have been cases of them attempting to seduce some doctors. It's illegal to reciprocate though.

As for me, well...

>>38386233
For most people sex is still a private thing

>>38386473
>It's illegal to reciprocate though.
>As for me, well...


'Well'?

>>38386233
They're keeping it a secret from you because they smell your virginity. You're well past the age where it's okay, and it's creepy now. They don't even want you to know they're sexually available, so their subconscious makes them avoid bringing it up. Kinda like not mentioning that you have weed around somebody everybody knows is a thirsty mooch. They start talking about it once you leave.

>>38386316
Jesus christ you're so retarded kill yourself.

>>38386503
Well I'm an ugly person no one sees other than a professional who constantly puts up a facade of mental stability while breaking down internally and no women, even the sex-crazed psychiatric patients I have dealt with, have ever shown any interest in a boring loser like me

>>38386233
You would hear about it if you had any close friends.

shit NEET

>>38386525
Dude you're a doctor. Fuck off with your self pity, all you have to do is make an online dating account, say you're a doctor, and you're flooded with pussy.

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>>38385874
I still haven't desu, not really

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I still can't comprehend what course of action would lead to two people getting naked and rubbing their genitals together.

>>38386655
This so hard. What possible series of events could lead from two people being next to each other to becoming engaged in copulation (other than rape) It just doesn't make sense to me

>>38386766
I'll tell you, at least how it went for me

>be in social setting, be drunk (it helps)
>make eye contact, see that they are attracted to you too
>kiss
>go back home
>make out
>foreplay
>"sex?" "ok"
>put on condom
>fugg

It's not a smooth process but yeah that's basically how it went

>>38385964
Ye I have the same theory.
Everyone is just pretending that there is sex.
It's a fucking made up shit to fool me into depression.

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>tfw you are the only one missing out sex in this degenerated world

>>38386291
>When I was in my third year of med school (started clinicals)

Comrade! The first time I saw a woman's naked body was in anatomy lab.

>>38386816

> Puts on a Johnny
> Calls it sex

No, your still a virgin. Lol

My family doesn't have sex. My parents even sleep in seperate beds and always have. I'm pretty sure the only times they've had sex is to concieve me and my sister.

>>38386816
How exactly do you get from
>see that they are attracted to you too
to
>kiss

>>38385936
And this is why you don't fit in. To you, it's like eating or taking a shit or whatever. To us, it's some mythical unattainable thing that our brain is constantly flipping out about.

>>38386888
Are they Catholic?

This comment is original.

>>38386233
How often do people discuss the shit they just took?

>>38386766
>be at party
>when your eyes meet you can tell there is attraction
>kiss
>you go home together
>kiss more
>start removing each others clothes
>sex them

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>>38386859
>yfw you realize that /r9k/ is just a site full of bots made to comfort you in your miserable existence as the only virgin in the world

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>>38386442
>Chad doctors

There's kind of a bimodal distribution in medical school. You have Chads who will go on become Doctor Awesome, who have the whole package of intelligence, good looks, and charisma.

And then you have robot docs who got in on sheer strength of autism-level top scores and perseverance. Being a wizard, no problem guessing which group I belong to.

>>38386816
>>38386927
>being in a social setting/party
See, this is why I hate you fucking normies. You even assume that this is a possibility in the first place.

>>38386895
you sit next to them and talk for a long time and are close to each other and then when you're 100% sure she wants it you do it

if she's talking to you for like 20 minutes sitting next to you in a social situation with alcohol she's probably dtf

>>38386023
Fuck off Chad. You dont belong here. Dont you have girls to drain your balls?

>>38386895
This is a good question. Normies always sorta skip this part and I simply don't get how it works.

>>38386949
>>If she's talking to you for like 20 minutes sitting next to you in a social situation with alcohol she's probably dtf
>h-hey, aunt Marie, I know this is a funeral and all...

>>38386949
What possible scenario is there where a girl is sitting down at a social event and allows you to make eye contact where there is space to sit next to her? This is bullshit

>>38386948
We're talking about normies here. Do you think any of the other steps apply to us either?

>>38386973
talk to them, ask questions, say really positive things about yourself and act like you're the best thing in the world (if you act like it they will believe it and therefore want you)

break the touch barrier by touching their shoulder at an appropriate time so you feel more comfortable with each other. Girls often do this with the "oh my god stop it silly boi :^)" light slap on the arm

you know you can google this shit and it literally works right? it's just like anything else. You don't go into League of Legends and just expect to win by doing whatever the fuck you want, you research it before hand and find out the rules and tactics so you can git gud.

>>38387055
>Salutations m'lady were you aware that I have a 5k mmr and an golden shaman on my hearthstone account. Of course I acheived it long before midrange shaman became the cancer it is today but scrubs today would never know the difference
>*grabs shoulder*

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>>38387147
You learn quick kiddo son :^)

I don't think normies do it more than twice a week. They don't have much time. Especially in a relationship.
They even said I probably fap more than they have sex so I'm having more fun.

why did god come up with such of an inefficient mating ritual? Having to borrow someone else's orfice to fulfill your needs could lead to all kinds of problems.

>>38386286
To you that might be how it is.

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Lol @ "normies" telling robots how to get laid in this thread.

Tip: is looks (genetics) and money only, it has nothing to do with your personality. I knew a 4chan browsing anti social in HS. Skinny fat and annoying but he was tall and had a good face and wide shoulders. He fucked 8 girls junior year and 4 of them were virgins. He had a the same personality all of you do, only left his house for school, played video games all day, and watched youtube.

You are all genetic failures and its impossible for any of you to attrat a woman to willingly have sex with you.

>>38385936
No one taught me how to talk to girls. It's not fair.

>>38385874
I still have trouble actually realizing this. I simply can't imagine that everyone ACTUALLY, REALLY does this in the real fucking world.

>>38386308
>I genuinely started to feel like it was all a part of a conspiracy and couldn't imagine it being a real thing that would happen to me.
This is exactly how I feel now. What was it like?

>>38387422
>gran autismo
are these people for real

>>38386553
He'll be flooded with ugly pussy if he has no game. Beta doctors or intellectuals should stick to getting laid in the third world if they want pretty girls because of muh MD.

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>>38386926
Why people (especially women) try to avoid talking about the things they do naked? It's all like a taboo, makes people feel weird.

>hey, I just took a huge dump a couple of minutes ago
>I just fucked the shit outta my bf/husband
>I shaved the lower part of my body

Anything that you can think of that involves them being naked, they don't talk about it

>>38388780
They don't talk about it only in front of you, autist.

>>38385874

First night I heard my roomie banging some chick
for most of the night really loudly. Yeah that was a wake up call.

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>>38385874
heard my coworkers talking about it daily
>"got a bj in the park..."
>"me and my gf do it everywhere"
>"those two fucked in the freezer once"
>"my bf used to ask for footjobs..."
everyone knew I was a virgin too, I'd just stand there and try not to listen

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>>38386859
>it is statistically you, that weird fat retard who smells like cat piss and wheelchair bound paraplegics
>you are the 1%

What the fuck. I don't understand how this happened to me. These things are supposed to sort themselves out.

I don't believe that ghosts exist, and I don't believe that girls or sex exists either.

Despite pictures of both being available on the internet, that's not enough to convince me.

I'm happier thinking that both are fictional.

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>>38385874
How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

nope. that is the opposite here.

probably like a good 80% of my facebook list friends don't have a girlfriend, and they are all somewhat educated with car+ job

>>38386973
because they've been experimenting with this process since childhood. People that had no childhood (me) never had the chance to experiment/experience flirting before, so when in these sort of situations I have no ability to read a woman's expressions. What is simply 2nd nature for them is an immense gap in my skill to socialize.

You need to experience to get experience meme applies to jobs and relationships all the same. The only hope we have is to run into an aggressively horny girl that will ignore our inability to pick up on social ques and pity us enough

>>38388247
Slightly awkward at times, but overall it felt amazing.

I guess I was lucky, most people's first times were shit. But then again I was 19 and was mature enough, and was with someone that knew what they were doing. I'm glad I didn't lose my virginity when I was younger.

>>38386948
You don't need friends to go out to a club, I go alone at times
>>38386895
I don't remember too well that night, but basically you get close to them, buy them drinks, make eye contact and try dancing, if she's smiling and getting closer it's a good sign. Don't rush it too much but if she's also drunk and horny and is interested in you, you will end up making out.

Felt like more of a meme to me afterwards. Probably because painful phimosis along with another condition that made it a shit experience

>>38386553
It's not that easy. Yes it helps to catch a girl's eye, but once they realize you have a shit personality or are 5'5", that MD means next to nothing

>>38386211
Oh shit he is drinking Spotted Cow! That's some top-tier beer.

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>>38385874
>When did you realise that sex wasn't some stupid meme.
I guess it hit me pretty hard when I found out my ex-oneitus was getting banged

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>>38385874
when i was 18 and heard my sister doing it with her bf

i think that kind of opened my eyes a bit, before that sex was a meme to me, even kissing was a meme, girls were just things that were pretty to look at, i didn't know what to do with them

now i wanna fuc