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how fucked am I, /r9k/?
>be me
>live with parents
>mother recently installs new camera but refuses to tell anyone where it is
>have shed in the backyard where clothes are kept
>rest of family goes out for the day
>timetodressupandjerkoff.png
>do it for 15 mins
>go out
>see the afforementioned camera pointing almost totally at the shed
fuck
>go mission impossible mode
>find the camera and the model
>pretty shit but whatever
>look it up
>shitty and cheap, just like i thought
>connected to the internet and can be streamed to phone
>hit off the internet on my pc
>then the router
>take out the micro sd card and format it
>internet back on
I have idea what's gonna happen. I've got explanations for everything but I'm terrified.
wat do
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Serves you right for being a fucking degenerate.
I hope your parents ship you off to a mental institution.
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>>38385651
>where clothes are kept
could you elaborate please?
I don't understand why
>you're mom wouldn't tell anyone where she placed the camera
>she placed it pointing at the shed
Do you think your mom suspects you of something?
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get a job and move out faggot your parents are tired of your shit
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>>38385651
>americans install cameras in their house and keep clothes in the shed
I would say I'm surprised but that actually sounds believable in the land of chopping up baby dicks.
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Stop invading the privacy of others by wearing their clothes
Jerk off in your room or in the bathroom
If she set up a camera and deliberately didn't tell you where she likely already knows, so now might be a good time to invest in some rope
Hope that clears things up
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>>38385766
why do americans keep their shoes in the fridge
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>>38385718
It was pointed at the shed but mainly at the drive, the shed just happened to be centre frame
>>38385766
>>38385828
I live in england
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>>38385828
We don't keep them in the fridge, we keep them in the microwave, silly.
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Update, just talked with mum, turns out its motion activated but shitty so it didnt pick up me that far away. crisis averted jesus chrsit
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>>38385863
What kind of clothes???? Your sister's/mom's/grandma's? A sailor moon outfit you ordered from JList and store in a secret compartment behind the fertilizer?
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>>38385864
How many microwave minutes?
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>>38385877
she probably figured that something was shady if you just brought that up out of nowhere
but then again I bet my left testicle that she knows something if she bothered installing cameras for a fucking shed
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>>38385877
>just talked with mum
How retarded are you? She's not going to just say "Yeah dude I saw you jerking off while wearing my clothes", she's going to work out how to kick you out as easily as possible.
>also, kek
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>>38385915
again, it was pointed at the main drive but the shed was centre focus by coincidence
>>38385891
just random clothes, but i jerk off in girl clothes so that what i'm most worried about
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>>38385969
>i jerk off in girl clothes
You mean your mother's clothes? There is a massive difference between buying women's clothes to jerk it in and just stealing your family members
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