Another day, another 5000 calories Please answer I'm

How do you afford this or have enough effort in the day to consume that much "food"?

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>>38379099
5000 calories? kek you're a beginner

Try working at a burger joint where you can have All You Can Eat burgers the whole day, then going back home to get drunk and high and eat another burger at around 4 AM

>>38379099
5 000 Calories? Damn

How many food you eat in a day?

I eat almost 1 000 calories in a day and im in my weight

>>38379119
It's easy as fuck to consume that many calories anon. Don't need much money

>>38379099
Go do pushups and assisted one legged squats
The more you weigh, the more weight you can move with bodyweight exercises

>>38379154
That's nice and all but can u maintain that many calories everyday for years

>>38379182
Too depressed to do jack shit

>>38379205
>>38379205
>>38379205
here are some yous
is your calorie intake the only thing on your mind right now

When I'm on adiet I drink alot of coffee and eat fruit and no carbs.
No takeout, cook everything myself.
Hope this helps.

>>38379232
Naw also the fact a neet/ depressed/ friendless/ virgin

>>38379160
McDonald's and pizza/ no meme

>>38379285
>neet
everybody wants to be a neet, they just call it retirement
>depressed
yeah
>friendless
friends stab you in the back and they're really easy to get - just volunteer and help out pets/homeless/elderly. you can even go to a used car dealership and you'll be loved for a full thirty minutes before they realize you don't want to buy one
>virgin
is it the lack of sex or the feeling that you're missing out or the loneliness that's getting you

>>38379407
The loneliness/ especially now that it's summer and girls are wearing barely anything. It's like waving a steak in front of a starving man

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>>38379160
>how many food you eat in a day?

>>38379519
I'm sorry. That feeling is horrible.

I fap to facebook pictures of my high school crushes and go on imaginary dates with my imaginary girlfriend to keep myself happy. These things sound pathetic, but at the end of the day, nobody else will want to be responsible for my happiness. I don't know what you should do though.

>>38379099
I'm other end, i have maybe 1000 a day. most of that is just in shitty drinks

>>38379695
How do u do it/ so jealous

>>38379160
>1000 calories

unless you're 5 feet tall and a woman, this is dangerously low. You may be "in your weight" but eating this little can permanently fuck up your hormones.

>>38379099
ya fatty
>>/fit/

>>38379695
What I said >>38379734 goes for you too. Force yourself to have a couple slices of pizza or something, goddamn man.

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>>38379733
Its simple, everytime you think of food, drwon it out with self hatred for 10 minutes or until you forget about thinking about food and keep doing whatever you were doing.
I eat an average of one meal a day

>>38379769
Nah, when i was a kid, i was worried i was fat and i despise fat people and thats where it started, haven't died yet soooooooo gotta keep on trying

>>38379816
you're probably in starvation-mode right now and just used to it. If you don't eat more (just a few hundred calories, literally one or two slices of pizza) your hormones will resort to telling you you're hungry even when you're well-fed. You'll have to deal with always being hungry until you overeat for the rest of your life if you keep this up.

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>>38379884
>overeat
nah, youre missing the forest for the trees
i flat out ignore my hunger, ive been doing it 18 years, im not gonna stop just cause i cant tell if im hungry anymore
i basically only eat at all for the baseline nutrition, its not an enjoyable experience

i probably eat 3000 calories at lunch everyday lol but i never gain weight probably because my job

>6'3
>205 lbs

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>>38379186
I've been doing it for 5 years now
I'm just waiting until I get a heat attack so I can finally die since I'm too much of a coward to kill myself

>>38379099
>recently pass 300lbs
>so depressed about weight I tried to diet and exercise for several months
> lose almost no weight at all
>get depressed about lack of results and give up
>eating more and gaining weight lately
>I'm at Denny's now about to eat by myself
>i got pancakes AND pancake puppies

Only the waitress can judge me now.