Finally decided to properly measure my penis while I was masturbating

>>38376965
Does it really matter if you would've ended up a KHHV regardless?

>>38376984

Hell no. If I had a big penis I'd be walking around in tight pants without underwear making it known to any willing females.

I would actually be approaching.

>>38377008
I guess you have more courage than I do.

My small penis is the least of my problems. I'm quite sure I would've ended up as a KHHV NEET even if I had a huge schlong.

>>38376965

>tfw muscular 5"10 and 7.5 inch penis

Not perfect but could be significantly worse I guess

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>tfw 5" length and 5.5" girth

>>38376965
Did you press down on the pubic bone/the area above your dick? At what angle was it as well? It should be pointing straight, not up.

>>38377404
Lel, what are you doing on this forum on a Friday night? Literally just go out and get laid. It's hyper-easy mode if you aren't frauding those stats.

>>38377505
For the length I had the ruler pressed gently against the pelvic bone, not like pushing it down, since I don't think that gives an accurate measurement lol. Yes It was straight, I measured standing up.

>>38377420
If your length was 5.5" I would actually give a finger to have those stats. I think that for most women that length and girth are more than enough.

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>>38377571
Do it right to the bone, you must push down. Your penis is usually hiding behind fat, during intercourse, that fat gets pushed back into the bone as you go deep; thus showing your true size and power.

>>38377752
I don't have fat lel. I'm 115 pounds.

>>38376965
It's over OP. No female will ever choose your penis over Chad's eight-incher. You should kill yourself.

>>38376965
Can people stop posting this monkey?

It makes me uncomfortable

>>38378119
Why? That monkey's face perfectly encapsulates my emotions when I look down at my penor.

>>38376965
>Length: 5.75"
>Girth: 5.75"

Loving my girth, but I really need to lay off the porn and fapping. The length used to be 6.25" when my erections were stronger

>>38378231
I'm extremely jealous over that girth. God, if I was close to 6 inches in girth I would be mega-confident when interacting with women lol