any robots here smoke? How do you ask for cigarettes? I've been wanting to start smoking for a while but I'm worried I'll spaghetti at the register not knowing what kind I want.
>>38372328
>I've been wanting to start smoking
Why? Why would you active seek out a way to make your life even worse?
Tell them what packsize and brand. But honestly, don't even start. Shit is expensive.
>>38372328
>How do you ask for cigarettes?
you have to be over 18 to post here
>hi, I'll take a pack of Marlboro reds hundreds
Simple
>>38372328
Light blue American spirits. Or, you know, don't start. I wouldn't recommend it.
Depends on where you live. Ironically there are a lot of benefit to smoking (extra breaks, time to relax and tink, socialization) but fuck if they aren't expensive.
>I've been wanting to start smoking
Are you retarded OP?
>walk up to the cash register
>qt3.14 cashier faces me and asks what I need
>decide to try and impress her
"One pack of Lucky Stripes"
>tried to make my voice sound as much like Solid Snake's as possible
>"What?"
>repeat
>"I can't hear you"
>repeat
>still can't hear look down and point at box
"Hehe kept you waiting huh?"
>doesn't respond
>pay
>try packing them to look cool
>"You need to go out if you want to smoke sir."
>speed walk out with a red face
>cigs make me feel sick and make me cough
>mfw
What the fuck I thought they made you look cool.
>>38372607
spirits are what I would smoke but the gas stations around here dont sell them. What do I ask for instead?
>>38372328
cigs are ok, i mean, you will die anyway
oh and yellow camels are the best
>>38372788
Luckies are pretty hardcore. No filter and tobacco in your teeth.