>uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors

>>38371043
If it really happened you are fucked.
Hehe
Enjoy eternity in hell

>>38371043
enjoy hell op!

>>38371098

>saving someone's life by sacrificing yours
>deserves to go to hell

>>38371043
Sounds worth it tbqh famalam

t. uncle

>>38371043
>radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his
How does this even happen

>>38371153
pentagram or it never happened

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This is a good thread.

I'm going to be thinking about this later.

>>38371153
Isnt it what sacrivicing your live is?
He dont deserve hell but he "agreed" for it.

>>38371043
Life or soul?

To what deity/entity?

This is important.

For a second I thought I was on old /r9k/
10/10 thread OP

>>38371043
Best thread for the last few hours. Thanks OP.

Also, you're fucked.

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>>38371098
>>38371141
>>38371611

kys christfags

>>38371335
Just my life. Considering I am a huge weeb, I probably was imagining I was praying to a shinigami or bishamon from Noragami

>>38371208
Here you go, I only did a minor cut because I pussied out, so there is barely much blood on the paper.

>>38371685
Can you please make a blood sacrifice so I can get a Gretsch 335 red guitar with some nice pedals, like an Ibanez TS9, and also a good amp; I'm thinking about an Orange set, with a head stock you know. I guess I have to go deeper with the pedals, so here's a list of my wishlist:
Electro Harmonix Big Muff Deluxe
Ibanez Ts9 and TS808
Fulltone OCD
MXR's last reverb
MXR Phase 90
Boss DD7
Strymon TimeLine
Line6 DL4
Boss' Equalizer
Boss Chromatic Tuner
Roland Expression pedal

And I guess that's it. I'll also need a Voodoo Lab power brick, the big one.

Thank you very much, I hope your soul finds peace.

>>38371153
>>38371321
Kind of like acquiring the person's sin/karma in exchange for their salvation? OP is either the messiah or just going to hell for messing with God's natural order.

>>38371685
Idk, hell seems pretty comfy tbqh.
Remember that satan killed 10000x less people than god. And satanism is about promoting individuality etc. so honestly, going to heaven seems a lot worse.

>>38372810
(((muh individualism)))

>>38371043
Read the gospel of Matthew anon, you'll find that the only unforgivable sin is not communicating with the fallen angels, but dying without accepting Jesus' gift of salvation. Matthew 12:31
You can still go to heaven anon.

>>38372969
YOU Christ fags are like cancer

Not sure if he's serious but this is a great fucking thread

>>38373039
I'll pray for you to find salvation anon.

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>>38371043
I really hope this is true.

Good thinking, OP.

>>38371043

You're fine. "Life" is blood, you already paid up.

>>38371043
You are so goddamned stupid. Well at least having an active relationship with God will protect you from an awful ending but the contract was made expecting you're too retarded to find Christ.

>>38371043
post this on >>>/x/ and they'll tell you.

Me? I think you're going to hell bokunotomodachi

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>mom found the blood sacrifice

>>38371959
Hey bro are you helping me or not?

>>38371043
Great job op you safed your uncles life

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>>38371246
It is a good thread, rarely see threads that are fun anymore thanks OP