tell me stories of the most autistic assholes you have met and how you dealt with them.
>>38370317
be me
see myself in mirror
realize I have to b his alfa
when shaking his hand I do it really hard to display dominance
worked
>>38370317
>the most autistic assholes you have met
/r9k/
>and how you dealt with them
Shitpost
>>38370519
funny haha KNOT!
>>38370317
>start lifting
>eating chicken caesar from wendys because no clue on dyel food
>pt sees me
>says eating a fast food salad is the same as burger macros
>opens up his bag of mickie dees and pulls out mcdoubles
>says its different for him
>hes gyno as fuck
>never eat inside gym again
>>38370317
>Be me, 11th grade
>New actual autist in my engineering class
>Had medium length hair, neck beard, and dressed in really baggy clothing
>Was a pretty cool guy when you got to know him
>Would talk about TF2, and World of Tanks the majority of the time
>Just your typical autist
>One day he rocked up to class wearing pic related
>Chads immediately began to pick on him
>He ain't havin' it
>Screams at the top of his lungs, and begins to damage everything around him
>Teacher has to intervene and diffuse the situation
>Calms down, comes up, and casually talks to me like nothing even happened
Basically treat them with respect.
>>38370317
>3rd grade
>winter
>half molten snow with icy crust on it everywhere
>waiting in parking lot for Mommy to pick me up after school
>autist comes over
>throws a little snow at me
>figure what the hell and throw a little snow back
>autist grabs a massive handful of "snow" (actually hard ice shards from crusty layer) and form a snowball
>slams ice bludgeon directly in my face
>huge bruise on my left cheek
>the next day
>recess
>autist is hanging out with his crew who kept him around as their entertainer
>walk up to him when teachers aren't looking and slap him across the left cheek
>say we're even now
>his posse didn't like that
>get chased around playground for a while. Teachers think it's just a game of tag
>get cornered
>autist's chad retinue is about to kick my ass when I see providence show its face near my feet
>a piece of mulch
>tell them to stay back
>they keep approaching
>blindly throw piece of mulch with all my might while loosing a savage war cry
>suddenly blood everywhere. Autist starts screaming
>my lucky mulch piece hit him square in the ear lobe
>big chunk missing
>normalfags didn't fuck with me after that for the entire rest of elementary school
>only got 2 day suspension for it because the principal believed it was self defense
>teachers would still talk about the incident behind my back all the way into my senior year of high school
>"he nearly took that boy's ear off."
>>38370737
Don't you love it when teachers have favorites? It's like there job dictates they should hate no one and like no one/ But fuck giving people an equal chance right?
>>38370834
Long time no see Timmy. Or was it Jimmy? I never really cared. Do you still have hearing in that ear I ripped off?
>>38370881
Wtf? I am agreeing with you. Teachers talking behind people's back are the worst moterfuckers to exist in history. IDK where jimmy or timmy came from
>be me
>elementary school, 8th grade, school leaver
>media class, watching some good movie
>teacher must leave us alone for 5 minutes
>gypsy kid goes crazy immediately
>slaps my robot friend's face from behind
>warn him
>slaps again
>both of us jump up from the chairs, let out the heaviest war cry
>fistfight.png
>we manage to grab the kiddo and throw him between the chairs
>sit down and watch the movie like nothing happened
>teacher comes back and admires the quiet
Never underestimate the power of the robots