>neighbor with a summer home has a mail package sitting on his front porch
>he's not home
Should I take it? The temptation and curiousity are eating me alive.
go ahead
of hes smart he should have had it held for him or at least have a good enough security system to catch you straling it on camera.
Be smart about it and dress up/don't go back directly into your home.
Don't be that idiot who gets caught redhanded on camera.
Go ahead faggot get arrested for stealing his shower curtain or other mundane piece of shit. Unlike you, not every box most people receive is brimming with $120 dildos
Don't be a nigger, I bet he has cameras anyways.
>>38368822
do you want to get on the news? because that's how you get on the news
>>38368895
i want to fuck you and then kill you
Yeah, go for it. Just don't get caught.
>>38368822
do it and post results op
I'll be waiting
>>38368822
DO IT AND POST RESULTS ploxxxxxxxx orignal
It could be a qt dragon dildo, anon. are you gonna let free shit pass you by?