>tfw mom sends me off to some catholic camp for two weeks,

get out underage fag
gsagasgsd

Larp as an christan crusader on a quest to kill all muslims

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>>38368256

>now here for the fun part
>No illegal/degenerate stuff, as usual

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>>38368516
I'm just trying to make a good thread and not go to jail.

>>38368256
Go to camp and have fun. Be nice to people and you'll probably make friends. Don't waste your time there and get something of value out of it. You're there to grow as a person take advantage of that.

Good side is that one of the priests will probably pop your tardish cherry for you.

By the way OP, it hurts a lot the first time. Have fun. Kek.

Be HARDCORE Christian, show those fucks your faith!

Get on a pedestool and yell at everyone who walks by calling them sinners with Bible in hand

>>38368256


Try to make out with a girl there, jeez I dunno

walk around and screech like a raptor like a huge autist

Godspeed, Deus Vult anon.


Also beat with a stick all minorities for being heinous heathens.

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Catholic camp.....for kids. Try to at least blackmail a priest or charge him for giving out felatio or budseks

Be honest during confession. Share all your degenerate feels with the priest.

>>38368691
there's always that one normie in the thread giving normie advice, anon you're a disgrace

>>38368887
:O moment of silence for those potential quads

>>38368887

I almost got a quads there, fuuuuuug

Stil counts right?

>>38368887
>>38369140
Top priority given. I will try to have at least one kiss with a girl there. I'm kv so it'd be nice to at least upgrade.

Steal as many pairs of underwear as you can and set a points system based on how difficult they are to obtain

>>38369218

Well, I was expecting you to engage in sexual intercouse but meh, be sure to post results then

>>38369084
Try it, maybe you'll find yourself being happy for once.

>>38368437
Do this one lole

>>38368256
memorize the full St. Michael prayer
>Not the short one used after Mass
*in Latin*

>>38368256
You're going on a retreat and you're posting about it on arcanine?!
You dumb bastard - so, pray, hang out with normies, and learn how to stop spilling the spag

Question everything they teach you.
Like raise your hand and ask them what they mean by everything. Occasionally make them repeat themselves.

play a game of ctf in the woods

>>38369275
I thought making out was just kissing, thanks for enlightening me.

>>38369800
Capture the flag? I doubt we'll have the place/time for that, but if I get a chance, how'd you like the teams to be?

>>38368437
Can we roll for this shit? If so, roll

>>38368437
>>38369369
>>38370178
I'm going to do this, no problem.
My default for requests like this is one day, but if you roll dubs/trips I'll do it for a week/the whole trip respectively.

>>38370218
In that case I'll roll again for the crusader larping.

>>38370399
You did it.
I didn't want to larp for a week, damn it.

>>38370409
It's going to be a fun week :)

Yell at the priest and claim he is a false prophet

Looks like the thread's about to die, so unless you have more requests, this is the final list.
>>38368437 for the first week
>>38368691
>>38368799 dubs
>>38368818 one day limit
>>38368887 one kiss at least
>>38368931 one day limit
>>38369027
>>38369248 one pair at least
>>38369428
>>38369456
>>38369519 one day limit
>>38369800 dubs
>>38370958
I'm going to post an update next week, and then another one the at the end of the trip. Deus Vult and good night, my fellow anons.