Hey /r9k/, how do I find a mommy gf? Not in a meme kind of way,

Bumping
Would appreciate any help at all

>>38368155
>>38368459
Well like all women if you aren't a chad with a ripped body and a six figure paycheck and charismatic character.
Then the answer is you don't and you won't.

>>38368533
What if you're not horribly ugly? Still poor

Bumparoni pamparoino

>>38368155
you don't outside some sort of miracle. all the women that would be your mommy gf are hitching up with actual men so they're insanely rare. there's no sites or places that offer something specific for them so they don't congregate anywhere like bimbos do at clubs or asians at an orchestra. this lack of focus means they're just wandering around out in the open blending in with the crowd until somebody picks them up who may not want or trigger that behavior in them and poof there another one goes.
tl;dr pray/write to your chosen deity. it won't help your chances but it can't hurt.

>>38368155
go outside and socialise

>>38369655
Thank you for the honest advice and nice dubs. I wish there was some even small community for this but it's still just a random idea floating around more than an idea. The closest there is to a community is gentle femdom and even that I feel doesn't capture what a mommy gf ought to be.

One more bump just to get any ideas. If anyone knows any discord servers or just generally any place one could find something like this, please let me know.