_ When you feel the jokes going over your head, laugh anyway.
_ If you don't get the joke, it was probably sexual.
_ If you did get the joke, you understood the joke wrong completely missing the point.
'You know I was joking right?'
'I do now.'
*realizing what the joke was, completely breaking down the joke proud that you understood the humor*
Your friend never tells that joke again.
_ You have a very monotonous voice and extremely dry wit so when you tell a joke it's either awkward silence or people are in tears from laughing so much. Usually the former.
_ You keep track of all the humor you understood.
_ You casually flip between conspiracy theorist, philosophical, the density a bank vault, and some reoccurring scripting when your OCD flairs.
_ It doesn't cross your mind to say you're in pain, when it does, it's all you say until your nearly consumed by it and have to be redirected.
_ You still watch 'kid' shows and movies, little do they know about the adult humor throughout that went over your head as a kid.
_ Don't take me to a trampoline park or a regular park with swings. I will swing and jump for hours, but have mild POTS, aka intolerance to sitting and standing up.
_ Your pain and autism constantly overlap resulting in questionable shenanigans
_ You love anime, pizza, French fries, and video games, but people don't believe you love exercise and are shocked when you're healthier than them.
_ Being an adult is being tired all the time, having to pay for things you didn't even know you had to pay for, and being hungry. (deliberately leaving out a couple things)
_ Whose brilliant idea was it to let me be an adult?