*watches with feigned interest as you're dropped off at

*interrupts your coffee drinking with a firm, well-practiced handshake*
Good morning sir, I'm here to apply for any open positions you might have.

>>38368493
Application is online you imbecile

>>38367975
I'm lucky that my awkwardness is seen as cute. They are always very nice to me but never hire me.

>>38369348
*locks you down in smalltalk*
*feign interest in your business"

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*solo develops app that has already payed me doctors salary for the next 70 years*

*spend all of profit on unlimited supply nootropics like bulletproof coffee and caveman bone broth, dehydrated food and snacks with multiple self cooled bomb shelters*

*currently writing this post from comfort of a beanbag underground*

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I'll be back to follow up on our discussion in a two business days.

Expect me.

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>>38367975
This job applicant should know the rules.

>>3836942
sounds rad my maing

>>38369421
sounds maing my rad

>>38370773
>>38370823
Just imagine being this guy