Fembots, when will you stop deluding yourselves and accept the

>pleasing horse dick
nigga horses cum in 60 seconds

>>38367465
>tfw cum in 25 seconds
haha horses suck

>>38367465

Yeah but they make up for it by sending you to the ER when they are done

>>38367343
Are there any other females but human one's that fuck pretty much anything that moves? Human females seem to be the sluts of the planet.

>>38367562

When we get warp drives human females will be the sluts of the whole galaxy

>>38367600
I don't doubt it. No other female is as fucked up in so many ways as human females. From being the only one's to refuse to even procreate to keep the species going to fucking pretty much everything that moves.

I wonder if other advanced species dealt with the same issue and how they solved it. Nerve stapling? Lobotomy?

>>38367343
Overrated for the amount of effort and care it takes.

>>38368194

Are you speaking from original experience?

Stop promoting degeneracy. Fembots are destined to please dicklets.

the only benis im ever going to please is E***'s

>>38368214
Maybe. What does it matter?

>>38368303
Chads, you mean Chads.

>>38368454
>Chads
no

>>38368490
Echad's is still Chad. There is no escaping Chad roastie!

>>38368303
Equine nice

Honestly if my bf made me have sex with a dog I'd totally do it cause it's like, a domination thing. Half the time I spend at home I'm wearing a collar and chains, it's honestly awesome I love my /r9k/ bf <3

>>38368303
Ebin's benis?

>>38368541
thats right! ore ore

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>>38368572
Good taste lad.

Fuck off robot.

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>tfw females would rather fuck horse than me

>>38368999
That's not entirely true. They also rather fuck dogs and a variety of other things both living and inanimate than you.

>tfw grill
>attracted to horses and dogs

I wish I was normal

didn't some guy die from a horse cock or something lol?

>>38369080
That's taking it up the ass. A vagina could handle it better.

>>38369079
Easily fixed, just let yourself be bound to a horse bellies and he'll fix you for good.

people who post below this line are cuties~

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>tfw qt gf wants to take the knot while I watch
>also wants to play with a horse someday
Hang in there lads, we're all gonna make it

>>38368365
Original story? Ree

>>38370295
Don't want to get into it too much. Had the chance to do it with help so did.

>>38370365
Someone helped you? An ex?

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W-W-What did she mean by this??

>>38370375
No, a guy that worked with the horses on the ranch.

>>38370512
please give us the origanu greentext based anon

Every single fucking day some recluse wanders onto /b/ or /r9k/ and forces his stupid, non-sequitor, fetish onto everybody to see who indulges him and it's annoying as fuck.

>>/d/
Get the fuck off my board.

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>what would YOU do in this very situation?

>>38370587
Why do you hate women so much, just because they want to get impaled by dicks as long as they are tall?

>>38371402

maybe anon just wants all the horsecocks for himself~

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>>38367343
>all these threads about horsecocks
>no threads about horse pussy

>>38373203
It's disgusting anon.
Horse cocks on the other hand are much better looking and girls like them.

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horse cock is aesthetic

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>>38374476
For real though. Do women actually like that?

>>38374569
They do actually.
My friends and I have come to the conclusion its the symmetry. Theyre big and veiny, masculine and theyre symmetrical, human penis is usually weird

>>38370996
This is probably a situation a lot of women find themselves in every day

>>38367343
>tiny robot micro penis
>huge horse cock
Tough choice.

When you think about it, it kinda makes sense why most stablehands are women...
Hmmm...

>>38374757
I cant wait for augments.
First thing im gonna do is get a horse penis.

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>>38374713
I always wondered if the musk thing is just a meme spread by hentai/r34 artist or would a girl really get turned on by rimming a horse.

>>38374937
No idea. Id imagine they get turned on by the sheer virallity and size of them. No idea about musks

Okay once I was helping a friend get his horse ready for a show, and we had to rinse under the horses foreskin with a hose. Tons of dick cheese washed out and the fucking smell was so intense I almost puked. Now whenever someone mentions horse cock it's all I can think about. Does this make me gay?

>>38375355
Yes.
Anon im sorry to say it, but you want a cleaned horse cock.

>>38375355
I worked at a summer camp for girls where we kept horses.
14-16 year old girls cant keep their hands off horses i swear to god.

>>38367343
>get off to the thought of horsecock
>cant even fit three fingers inside of myself and know i'll never be able to take it.

>>38375615
You never know until you try.

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>>38374569
jlullaby is great. I should save more of her stuff

>>38375615
I think thats pretty common for girls.
Im a big guy, and girls admit they like big guys. I doubt it stops there.

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>>38375699
shit, does it count as horsecock if it looks like a human's, but it's still on a horse... centaur thing?

>>38375673
What on gods green earth do you mean by this?
If I can't even fit a small dildo inside of myself without crying why will "i never know until I try"

>>38375709
Big guys are scary. I've never taken a real cock but I know I don't want it to hurt like hell.

>>38375714
I think the biggest qualifiers are that its fucking huge, and its on something not human

>>38375760
It doesnt have too.
When i met my wife she was an awkward handholdless virgin. After about a year of heavy petty and slowly warming her up her first time didnt hurt at all, and im over 9 inches.

>>38375760

You could try sucking off a horse, you don't have to go all the way you know.

>>38375699
Is jlullaby really a girl?
Also that Orisa looks tasty.

>>38375615
Do you imagine swallowing down the gallons of cum they spurt out? How wet do you get from it

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>tfw no gf who drinks horse sperm shots

>>38375878
From what I've heard on 4chan she is. But all that matters is what she draws, so I'm not about to go confirm.
Pic is from Ventureswitch

>>38376121
Imagine girls going to that bar just to pound back horse semen shots.
Some of them are addicted to horse semen the same way alcoholics with liquor

>>38376195
Pretty sure that's just the name of the drink...

Actual horse semen would probably get the bar closed down

>>38376236

Look here:

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/new-zealand-pub-serves-shots-of-apple-flavored-horse-semen.html

>>38376312
Jesus christ I can't believe it's a thing...

>Female AND male customers

>>38376379
>AND male customers

Maybe they're cute traps and femboys

>>38367343
>cuck threads stop getting replies
>cuck threads stop being posted
>these threads start popping up
I can't help but laugh

>>38376500

We've had horse cock threads for years

>>38367465
>>38367545
I heard that putting a ring around the base of a horse's cock beforehand will take care of that problem.

>>38375807
>Over 9"
Yeah sure faggot

>>38376941
>angry dickletts fell the need to comment on any and every post thats about a guy with a big cock

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>>38376500
more like
>cuck threads stop doing it for you
>start noticing these threads
I've been posting in these since before the great cleansing, friend

>>38377048
>Angry 15yo gay fantazing about having a big cock

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>femanon
>every time I see these threads I consider everything
>once I leave I feel sickened with myself
>always find my way back

>>38377530
if you can it's worth trying once so you know for sure. Just like with men and gay urges, you can only stop feeling them once you've tried it and hate it

>>38377565
I'm more thinking about dogs rather than horses.
I posted in a thread a while ago and it was interesting.

>>38377632
dogs are way easier to try and can actually fun. I knew a girl who was into all this once and she said that dogs are good but horses are only fun to try once cause they pump about 5 times and then blow their load. for a dog all you have to do is look in the right spots and you can find someone to bring a trained one over and let you play.

does your bf/husband know of your fetish?

>>38377712
I've never had a boyfriend, I hate being around people.

>>38377731
as hot as it would be to lose your virginity to a dog, you might want to try real sex first with a loving partner. are you a neet/shut in?

>>38377530
Probably cognitive dissonance. You always can try out those things with secrecy. Or we're talking about 'even-masturbating-to-it-feels-wrong-tier'?

>>38377773
Yeah, I'm both.

>>38377811
well, if you ever want a friend to talk to about this sort of stuff, you can add me on discord Kanna#3576

me and my gf are into this and wouldn't mind making friends with other like-minded anons such as yourself

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Anyone know anything about horse pussy? Just asking for a friend

>>38377811
>>38377731
Please be my doggo loving friendo

>>38369823
Where do you find low self-esteem partners such as this to degrade?

>>38376432
I had one at the wildfood festival

it was like 15 dollars, fairly disgusting, and I was mescaline

>>38377915
found them via another friend but didn't know at the time that they were so perfect and had most of the same fetishes. I hit the jackpot so I can't really help you, sorry

>>38377530
don't let retarded fetish bait threads shape the way you are, don't be disgusting

>>38377530
Cute homu.

And it's ok as a guy sometimes I wonder what's up with me when I think about the disgusting things I want to force girls to do.

>tfw no open-minded female friend that enjoys taking the knot while I watch/assist

>>38369079
I'm a guy who's the same way, at least you're a hot commodity

>>38378175
I want a qt bf to share a knot with

>>38378469
>I want a qt bf to share a knot with
are you a grill? if so im in

>>38378599
I'm a girl(male) sorry

>>38378469
I both wish for and shrink from the idea of a gf at all, even one into all the same kink as me. One one hand it'd be really fun and novel and I'd have someone to be much freer and more candid than I ever would otherwise. However, on the other hand I've also been exclusively interested in non-human partners for a few years now and I don't even know if I would be good relationship material for anybody at this point. I mean, I love animals for a reason; they're a lot more forgiving of my flaws and aloofness than most.

All told femanon, I hope you get a bf who is down with your tastes and can appreciate both you and your pup in equal measure.

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best fetish desudesu

>>38367343
dolphin dicks are the true future

>>38379642
then post wut u got

>>38379642
>/v/ memes about dolphin porn being in every crack/file
>I legit hope to see it
also
>you will never get to experience the dolphin rape cave story yourself

>>38367343
Hahahaha jew shills have finally transitioned away from BLACKED memes to horsecock memes.

What's next, getting knotted by your doggo?
Stuffing live eels inside your ass?

>>38378469
I wanna share a doggos sloppy seconds.

>>38379912
>What's next, getting knotted by your doggo?
The knot feels better than a horse.
>Stuffing live eels inside your ass?
Watch more JAV's

If you really want to know what their next meme fetish is, it looks to be diapers. I've seen about 8 threads about it today.

>>38380498
what's your contact, maybe we can talk about something?

>>38380539
[email protected]

I'll give you more contact info there, i don't wanna get doxxed in a borderline illegal thread, kek.

>>38380592
>sent email
>no response
ok

>>38381130
Just emailed you, sorry
I had a lot on my plate today.

Anybody ever had a zoophile gf? What was it like anyway?

>>38368303

>Tfw this could be my name

JACKPOT

>>38367562
Interspecies sex is actually not uncommon at all in the animal kingdom