Tried making it to normiehood, invited a few friends to a party

>>38366979
>tried throwing a party on his first attempt at normiedom

This is where you fucked up. Baby steps anon

>>38366979
You have to invite at least 20 to 30 friends if you want 8 or 9 to show up m8

>>38367097
this,
normies have no concept of time managment

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>>38367070
Wasn't even a part, was literally 4 friends, we were all going out

All cancelled last minute.

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>>38367135
Hey man, listen, it's not that bad.

I have a normie friend (a girl), who tried to throw a "small party" (just hang out in her flat really) because she was moving out of town, and only 2 people showed up.

It even happens to normies

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>>38367170
Only one person wrote on my facebook timeline, and one of my friends I only knew on the internet sent me a message.

What do I do now? Spend my birthdays like the others, playing shitty games?

>>38367220
Yes, birthdays are overrated

>>38367220
Its gonna be okay *hugs externally*

>>38367220
thats why ive disabled my birthday on facebook

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>>38367248
Why is /r9k/ far more understanding and empathetic than IRL? At least I don't feel as shit browsing here, even after I drank soda and broke nofap, breaking my record of not doing either for 3 months.

>>38367275
Because we're all losers m8

>>38366979
id come to your party anon,and would bring booze and empadanas

>>38367528
would be great because it's my 18th.

I'm finally old enough for this board.

>>38367275
bro im on the same shit!! i relasped thevlast 2 days cause of being off work and bored.but going back on the horse again.once in three months aint too bad

>>38367541
chin up,work on yourself .bromance will come one day .much love anon

>>38367567
I've been trying to get /fit/ too, that hasn't lasted since I got super depressed.

What ways do you use to combat nofap urges?

>>38367608
Game and train.it sucks best way to stop .is get up and out of the temption zone or occupie your mind.i live close to my gym 24/7.so ill get up and go lift.only cum if there is a person thats helping you do it

>>38366979
We should throw a party for /r9k/ folks with no normies allowed. But in a few years because I'm still very poor and can't afford going to another country for it. Maybe the rich anons should buy everyone bus tickets.

>>38368537
UK r9k meetup when? It'll only cost $8000 for all our train tickets for the 4 people that show up.

>>38368585
I'd show up if someone paid my plane ticket.
It seems like it would be cringe and stupid, but we communicate here pretty well, I think it would be fun

>>38368716
Vsauce told me we cringe to avoid the same circumstances again, we are cringe because we've never been under any social situations.

We'd learn to be not cringe in time, or bask in our own cringiness, which, if enough people do it, is called a culture, so it's fine.

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>>38368585
>our train tickets
Train is by far the most comfy, and robot, mode of travel. Not nesicary like urban subway, but a real train. I want to get a bunch of opiates, then take a train from like Maine to the south west of Arizona, and just look out the window and listen to comfy music, and chronicle it with some nice shit posting.

>>38369331
Just sit at home, it's the next best thing.

Should I try weed? Never tried but I might start since hopefully it will make me less depressed, although I don't want to become paranoid.

>>38369724
If you're not prone to paranoia already and only take it a few times a year that shouldn't be a problem for you.
Everything in moderation

>>38367097
This. So much.
I'm legitimately autistic and even I managed to get about eight people to show up to my birthday like this. A lotta girls, too.
Didn't even have to use booze as bait.

>>38367236
>he says this because he never had friends or parties

>>38367261
Shit you can do that?

>>38366979
>try migrating to 4chan from reddit

>being this obvious

Try harder faggot