How come people want dudes to sitt down to pee, but every time

this wouldn't happen if you had a big dick ankn

>>38365333
Trips dont lie originalo

>>38365333
Well how do i stop this

>>38365388
Aim your dick better, retard. Do you just piss all over the floor if you're standing up?

>>38365388
jelq brah

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I've had this happen one time and I'm still confused to how it happened and I have not been able to replicate it

I always sit to pee

Happens to me when I have a boner, just lean forwards to make your dick point down.

Fix the damn hole in your toilet

>>38365292
autism :D
you use your hand to push your wiener downwards

How do you pee standing without spraying literally everywhere? I already tried different methods.

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>>38365292
yep, happens to me too. also I can't get all of the pee just by pushing due to urine that builds up in and around the male urethra, meaning I have to push on bottom of my dick sorta behind the balls to get it all out so it doesn't all drip into my pants or smth, which is awkward and impractical in a seated position.

>>38365454
because the stream goes directly forwards on a downward trajectory and you end up with piss going down the bowl.

especially if you really need to pee and the pressure is high = your dick is more horizontal and the stream is less susceptible to gravity, meaning all that piss that's exploding out of your bladder will end up all of over you, the outside of the bowl, and the floor.
unlike with females where the positioning and form of the urethra means all of the piss is going directly downwards.

the female urethra goes on downwards vertical trajectory, and does not require any handling to get out urine because the female bladder moreso releases through relaxation of the urinary tract meaning it flows outwards via gravity and less so through exertion of force, and is not attached to a long tube that may result in urine accumulating that needs to be taken care of beyond mere gravity or exertion eg. handling of the cock.

i am very passionate about this.

>>38365292
Holy FUCK I hate it when this happens. Occasionally happens when I'm taking a shit and I'm always dumbfounded how I manage to pee in such a bad trajectory.

>>38365292
You have to tuck it on the side on your thigh, like if you were to turn your dick backwards

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more like this i feel
maybe i have too much pressure

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>>38365292
>This shit happens to me
>Next time I push my dick back with my hand
>Angle causes increased pressure, end up spraying piss all over my hand

Just why

>>38365292
>absolutely sure peener is tucked enough
>piss shoots out under the seat onto my pants
this just begs the question of why you can't poop without peeing

>>38365792
p much. men peeing sitting down is literally just a meme. unless shitting (inevitable) its just so impractical in every way.

>>38365693
>male urethra
>female urethra
No such thing. They're just urethrae. Stop being so bigoted, anon.

>>38365567
just learn the specific angle to hold it for your specific dick. mine is down and left, with an extra twist down. straight in the hole every time

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push it down with your hand as if to do a mangina

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>>38365829
>what is a penor
ok

>>38365838
>using public toilet
>dick randomly twitches and hits the rim
this man is correct, just hold it down ffs