I turn 30 in two days. I'm a failed normie of sorts who's

How would you like to die asked the spider to the fly?

>>38362213
I'm thinking of losing my v-card to an escort sometime in the next couple weeks when my family will leave for a vacation. What advice do you have for me? Should I do incall or outcall?

>>38362587
Outcall is always better.
I live little over an hour away from a legal whore house.

Be weary of what you get.
In some places where it's legal you still have to worry about getting robbed or tricked.

Be on the weary side.
If she's naked and about to fuck you have nothing to worry about. Relax and enjoy it.

If you can get up the money, brothels are the way to go. Be it in Europe or Aussie land.

>>38362738
What isn't great about incalls? I'd prefer if she didn't come to my place. I don't want us to be seen.

I'm not sure if it's legal where I live.

Some things I've learned over the years.

-No one is ever entirely good or entirely evil. Sometimes you have to embrace being a dick to get what you want out of situations.

-There are no friends. You can make temporary alliances but, really they can and will turn on you when it suits them. Use or be used. Share the good times and laugh's but, always be on your guard.

-Sometimes it's good to just go out with no destination in mind just to be around nature.
Maybe even make it a day trip by yourself. If you don't have a car take a bus and make it a long walk. It's good for the mind.

-Keeping a change jar is a very good idea. Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe.

>>38362785
In some places where it's no legal it gets treated as human slavery. In North Dakota soliciting a prostitute is a felony. On par with slavery or child molesters.
At least 1 year in prison over there.

In Las Vegas it's a 2 week or less jail sentence.

I've heard guys getting robbed because they got an in call escort but, it was a chick and five dudes who stole all his shit.

>>38362858
Continued.

-Fear really is the mind killer. At least once in your pathetic life you should defy your fear of something anything. I was homeless and it lead to a very interesting chapter of my life.

-It's safer to carry a cynical view of things. Often times it pays off and when you are proven wrong it can give you a spark of hope to see that not everything goes horribly wrong in the world.

-I'm hapa. but, my mother is white. I was raised around asian women. You are honestly, better off with a waifu and dakimura. I never seen an asian women stay loyal to her man. Your sons will become elliots maybe not ballsy enough to start an uprising but, some undesireable bitter improvident shell of a human. Your daughters will be shameless whores who will only shame you. Asian women are toxic and unloyal. Sure there will always be outliers but, its so far and few in between the odds are so stacked against you it's not worth it.

-Never share your feelings with others unless it's a feeling of happiness or a shared anger within said group. Being depressed or sad will only tarnish your image and while image is only an illusion having that illusion will serve you.

-Have some kind of intellectual hobby. No you don't have to get a PH.D or Doctorates in anything but, having something to expand your mind without institutional pressure to be proficient at it.

-Suicide isn't selfish. If you can muster the courage to exit then let nobody stop you.

-Family can turn on you and it happens more often then you think. Self reliance is the most invaluable skill one can obtain.

Okay time for one of my brother's prison stories.
>Hapa brother has darker skin then me.
>He wants to be part of nig culture but, the nigs don't accept him.
>This pacific islander gang wanted him in.
>They were called uso.
>They act like a mix of spic and nig.
>Brother doesn't want to join.
>They want him to smuggle meth in prison.
>He refused.
>One day in the yard, 3 of them approched him.
>One of them had a chunk of concrete and hit him in the face.
>He recoiled from the injury and punched the gangsta in the face.
>Kicked him in the nuts then my brother got on top of him and bit a chunk of skin from his face.
>The two azn gangsta's stood in horror.
>Prison guards circled the area.
>One of them pointed a loaded shot gun at my brother's face demanding they all get on the ground.
>Got 2 weeks in the hole for that one.

Damn.
All these unfunny overused meme's and trap threads and I try to make a good thread and nobody fucking cares.

This place really is fucked.

Fuck all of you.
There is no hope for any of us.