"Hi anon, one hot steaming pie coming right up! That'll

Why did you open the box you stupid cunt no tip for you

>>38361356
exactly

>at my door and opens box
>gnats, mosquitos, and flies land on my pie while this dumb bitch gurns for a tip
>punch the cunt in the face for ruining my pie

>>38361340
"Here is 18 dollars. Keep the change."

If you ask for a tip, you get one cent as a fuck you.

>>38361340
Why would I ever order delivery if my local pizza places charge $6-8 for 1 pizza if I pick it up?

Delivery is a fucking scam.

>>38361340
Here's your money, thanks. Have a good day.
*Takes the pie and closes the door*

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>implying I don't always order carryout so I don't have to worry about tipping

What kind of pizza costs 17.99?...

>>38361684
For convenience, duh. To some people, spending 5 dollars to save 20 minutes is a good use of money.

>>38362050
Large Chicago style pies can cost that much here

>$18 pizza
fuck off

>>38361340
What is this old /v/ meme doing here?

>>38362164
After tax and delivery fees for a large pizza at a nonchain joint that is sort of believable

>>38362199
you jelly your thread died while mine thrives, faggot?

Why are you asking me for dollars when everything is in euros

>>38362291
I honestly haven't made a thread on 4chan in years.

but i ordered a cleveland steamer...

>>38361340
>talk in native language after giving 18 dollars

>>38361340
"Here's your tip"
*Unzips benis*

>>38361684

I have 3 pizza places within 5 minutes of my house, a pizza hut within 5 minutes, and a dominos.

Its like i live in italy.

>>38361340
I tip $5-$8. I can't stand the thought of being stingy and like to see the happy look on the sad delivery persons face.

>>38361385
You ever try getting fly paper?
If you have piles of flies at your door I'd reccomend it

Why is she holding the pizza to her side? Is she trying to trip? WHO HOLDS A PIZZA LIKE THIS?!?

>>38361356
Forget the box being open, we need to go deeper

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>plus tip

Thank god I don't live in the USA

>>38364694
Look where the arm is draped. It is towards the back of the box. There is literally zero support in the front, meaning at any time the pizza could fall forward due to this retard's inability to hold a pizza right.

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>>38361340
Fucking 17.99USD? I work at a pizza chain and we are taught to always give customers the cheapest deal ensuring that there is not way a single pizza would even get above 10GBP, that's just absurd, and there's only pepperoni on this pizza that is not even organized into collective rows or three pepperonis per slice, you're essentially paying for the size and we're not even getting on to the tip. Furthermore you're supposed to give the crust a slight shake after cheesing so that it doesn't remain on the crust, and that pepperoni is pathetic in volume. Holy mackerel.

>>38361340
>pep n cheese
>18$
>+tip

Thank god I don't live in the USA.

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>>38361340
>those tilted glasses
My virgin sense just tingled.
If she were a boy I'd call it.

>>38365179
That's Dominos pricing plus delivery charge plus tax which doesn't include tip. The original pizza price online was $11 for a large (with "coupon") You should be able to get a good pizza for ~$8-$10 pick up down the street.

i wish takeaway pizza was as cheap in the uk as it is in america

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>>38361340
Where are my melons?

>>38361356
wanna tip?

get a better job you STUPID FUCKING WHORE! im not paying extra for pizza! the price is the price!

NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I RAPE YOU TO DEATH!!!

>18 dollars plus tip
>dominos is doing a 50% off online orders
>order two large speciality pizzas for 15$
>have roommate drive me up there and pick them up forgoing the tip/delivery ffee
>eat for days

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Nice try. I exclusively go to Little Caesars to avoid this bullshit.

Waiters and delivery drivers make far above minimum wage after tips, yet are doing the same unskilled labor that a frycook at McCuck's does. They don't deserve more than minimum wage.

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I am imagining a relationship with a girl from a pizza delivery stock photo.

I never asked for this.

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>calling pizza pie

>>38366574
For people wondering what a qt avg gf looks like. THAT.

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>>38366631
>not calling pizza pie
you're not from an area that makes real pies

>>38366637
Really?
I think she's adorable.
I want an average gf.

>>38361340
God I want to flood her womb with my seed

>>38361340
Sorry, I didn't order any pizza because I'm not a fucking retard.

>>38366637
She's still a model, even if it's for shitty stock photos.

>>38366895

>you will never bareback a qt pizza delivery girl
>you will never glue her womb shut with your nasty spunk while eating the pizza she brought you off her back
>you will never say 'there's your tip, bitch' after nutting in her guts

>>38365837

Can I get some extra sauce with that pizza?

>ywn support your gf so she can quit her shitty pizza delivery job

>>38361340
Ok listen, youre new to delivering and all i get that.
But youre not getting a fucking tip out of me if you ask for it.
Usually out of common courtesy ill tip delivery drivers, but give me a fucking break all you did was drive here to give ne my damn food, i dont want to tip you in the first place.
Basically my policy with people like that is ask and you shall NOT recieve you greedy wagecuck.

>>38361340
>That'll be $17.99 plus tip
Y-you too

>>38365837
>Cucky Pizza

Make it happen

Is it socially acceptable to kiss the pizza girl?

>>38367383
About as socially acceptable for you to kiss any other girl.

So, not at all.

>>38361340
I love sums like that, so easy to tip by just handing over 20 bucks, no awkward numbers, no math required, no counting coins clumsily.

>>38367677
>give a 20 and a 5
>ask for change from the 20
>they get the 5
only works for me because I order pizza maybe once every other month, so I can part with a $5 bill for the perk of not having to make my own food or even leave the house.

>be me
>pizza guy
>deliver pizza to guy who is high af
>credit card reader asks for a tip before you can swipe your card
>I move the machine as he goes to touch the lower tip option
>hit his finger on the slightly higher tip button
>he's high as fuck
>says sorry like 5 different times
>give him pizza
>have a good day sir!

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>tfw Pizza night is Friday night but my mom got Pizza last night on Thursday night even after I kept on telling not to get Pizza because Pizza night is Friday night but she still gets pizza because she figures that she can grill the hot dogs and hamburgers Friday night when it is not raining so you are forced to have pizza night on Thursday night but you are in the middle of an ESO raid so when mom calls you down for pizza you have to go down so the pizza doesn't get cold and then wolf down the pizza so you can continue your ESO raid before someone finds where you hid your character and kills you so you can't even enjoy pizza night and have to wait till next week

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>>38364585
>Its like i live in Italy

Kek

>>38361340
>coming right up
That's what you say when people place orders, retard. Get your lines in order.

>>38365879
This is how she ends up rubbing her discharge all over your pizza the next time you order.

>>38370595
well yeah, that's the plan, anon.

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>>38361340
>Hand her $18.00
>"Keep the change"

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>>38361684
>tfw only few euros for delivery here
>tfw no tips asked
>tfw you can pay with card
feels good man

>>38371003
for additional information this is why turk kebab/pizza guys are based as fuck here, service and food is good and no additional bullshit
these kind of foreign people are the ones i welcome to this country

>>38365139
I'm getting excited about your level of pizza quality control. pls describe a supreme pizza from your old joint.