Guys...it happened. My dad had finally forced me to take a 6

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Good luck, Ausanon.

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"It's for your own good, Champ. Remember to greet your grandparents with a formal bow and firm handshakes."

>>38360991
what part of china? if they're not sending you to some mainland china shithole it may be kinda nice.

>>38360991

Don't bring your laptop or computer, it will be investigated at customs.

>>38361068
Guangzhou, its written on the paper

Be sure to carry some fliers of Falun Gong with you. They will love that.

>>38361104
And a crucifix. They love those.

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>>38361027
>Ausanon
His clearly not Australian. Just the same as if he moved to Sweden he wouldn't be Swedish, if he moved to Nigeria he wouldn't be Nigerian. If he moved to Peru he wouldn't be Peruvian. Being born in a garage doesn't make you a car.

>>38361111
and cans of fresh air

>>38360991
Good. Get the fuck out of my country you weird chink cunt. Take your parents with you

>>38361131
butthurt cause the asian guy in his class got better grades

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>>38361119
I didn't move to Australia.

>>38361149
>he thinks chinks are actually smart
oh lawd

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>>38361153
So? Being born here doesn't make you one of us. If i were to go to China and have a kid with another Australian our kid wouldn't be Chinese. You're Chinese not Australian.

>>38361153
He's saying that just because you were born in Australia doesn't make you Australian the same way being born in a garage won't make you a car. You're not Australian. You're an ABC. And you need to go back

how well do you speak the language?
honestly this sounds pretty badass to me
like a huge upheaval in ones life that will for sure be something to talk about in the future
I'm not trying to be a dick but that fear you're feeling is good and you should try to turn it into a rush
think you could possibly fucking die somehow
probably much easier to somehow randomly die in some accident over there compared to here
I wish something crazy like that was happening to me right now
I'm jealous of you I'm not trolling
I'm old and sick now and my life fucking sucks I jelly

>>38361198
oh yeah also if you don't know the language well enough get started on that shit ASAP

>>38361186
Ooo, there's a problem with that part. it's incredibly difficult to be granted a visa to live in china long term as a welfare leech so i am thankful my dad can't get a visa longer than 6 months.
He initially wanted me to live in China for 3 years

>>38361212
It's simple: HONG HING HANG HONG HUAI HANG HING HONG HOH HING

>>38361215
China is corrupt as fuck you idiot. I went there to fuck chink girls with a friend last year. I didn't have my bachelor degree yet because I took some time off and it's required to have one to come teach according to the chink government. Turns out the school just pays money to the local police and nobody gives a shit and you can come take chink money while fucking chink friends with your bros.

No way you'll be coming back.

>>38361242
Son what does this have to do with being able to get away with overstaying my visa? Im actugoing there. Your auspol larping carries no weight here. Im not overstaying my visa to cater to your larps

>>38361259
Your family will make you stay. No one is coming to deport you and the police are cheap as fuck to pay off. You won't be coming back in 6 months lol

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>>38360991
Behave well while you are there and go full neet again when you are back with your parents. That will teach them

>>38361008
that city seems real cool, I think its gonna be awesome for you. Enjoy it. it will be good

>>38360991
Good luck working on the rice farm with your grandparents.

>>38361119
>>38361180
Nobody fucking cares my dude.

>>38360991
>>38361008
>asian grandparents wanting to make you "normal"
Damn anon RIP. You're going to be worked harder than a fucking horse.

>>38361290
Uhhh okay then.
If you say so

>>38361348
A lot of Australia cares actually. As soon as the chinks are gone you useless NEET cunts are next.

>>38361352
I know so. I had two chink friends who got sent to China by their parents. One was never allowed back, one chose to stay. Australia isn't for you.

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>>38361348
t. Zheng Xiu

>>38361180
You're not making any sense. By that definition you are british or we could go even further back and say we are all africans.

>>38361369
If you say so. I mean if you want me to stay there you should make that happen from your end. Shitposting doesnt change the result of my stay.

>>38361378
Australians made Australia what it is. Shit logic. In 300 years if chinks take over the country and completely change it I'd be happy to call it the home of chinks. But that'll never happen.

>>38361388
I don't need to do anything. You're a fuck up. You post weird nude pictures of yourself on here. Your family won't let you back lol

>>38360991
Interested to see how things will go for you, OP. (If this isn't a troll threas atleast)

Will you continue to post on this board? Do you have any other way we can keep contact?

>>38361374
>>38361369
t. rural Queenslander

I'm shaking in my boots, faggot

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>>38361378
Yea Australians are just Brits who settled this island. We have very small differentiations in mannerisms and food by now but are by in large the same people still. Claiming were still Africans is as retarded as claiming were all still fish. We have no common culture, heritage or history with Africans.

>>38361406
Google is blocked in China. You can't post on 4chan as a result unless you have a 4chan gold account.

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>>38360991
Become a karate master then come back and take some white kid under your wing and train him in the arts and more importantly to believe in himself

>>38361409
t. Melbourne cuck

You realise most of Australia agrees with us right? You realise we sink refugee boats at sea right? Fuck off lmao not even from QUEEEEEEEEEENSLAND

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>>38361399
Like i said you keep saying that but youre not really doing anything to make that happen. You're just making statements.
>weird pictures
What?

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>>38361409
>unironically calls you an Australian to try and insult you. Oh no fuck you got me i would certainly hate to be associated with white Australians. What an insult.

>>38361406
I wont be going on 4chan in china. Truth be told, by the time 6 months is up i hope ive changed enough that i dont need 4chan

>>38361438
Australians are pathetic cucks though, im australian btw

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>>38361462
Solid argument right there.

>>38361421
>>38361438
Some kid is being shipped off to a 3rd world dictatorship and your first reaction to is moan autistically about him having the same passport as you.
And who says cuck anymore? Did you just discover the internet? Go back to /pol/ you whiny cunts.
And for the record I am a white Australian and most of your countrymen would agree with me.

>>38361462
ive been around them for 23 years and they're very cucked

>>38361486
>I am a white Australian and most of your countrymen
Hmm... seems legit.

>>38361462
One of the posters made a good argument which led to my personal conclusion that if you want to be a part of white Australia then you should just move to a regional town.
Anyway it's just larp on their end. Maybe their sentiment is genuine but at the end of the day they're not really doing anything anout it irl

>>38361507
rural Australian are the only hint of our once free nation, get close to any city and all i see are raging cucks

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>>38361486
>thinks China is shit
>wants more Chinese in Australia
A country is the product of its people. If Australia becomes 10% Chinese, were 10% closer to that shit hole you find so disagreeable.

>>38361523
I feel like those people who rag on about this shift in Australian society are like the same people who says "back in my day things were better because blah blah blah" they're just noise. Not really doing anything about it.
And Australians love to whinge because they dont like getting their hands dirty

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>>38361532
Whats wrong with chinese i would rather them then japs, they will teach us martial arts and how to cook chinese food

>>38361523
Are you in Melbourne or Sydney? I've met plenty of people who tolerate chinks but a lot will say something about it if you talk to them. Same with coons and muzzies.

Suck it up and make the most of the situation. It's a good opportunity to experiment with your life and retreat to the safety of aus.

>these autists screeching because he is a chink
Go away and stay out of /pol/ while you are at it.

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>>38361374
Chink here, fight me cunt.

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Go back to your ancestral homeland Chink cunt and stay there, Australia belongs to the Anglo-Saxon man.

op teach me mandarin ty

>>38361558
I dont dislike Chinese people at all. In fact as a larger group i have a healthy amount of respect for them. Their just not us, and them having kids here don't make them us. So stop trying to force them into our family photo. Literally the ONLY reason why we even allow them to immigrate is so that our government has more people to tax. Thats it. It does nothing good for anyone but the parasites in government who have a huger for money that nothing can stop.

>>38361618
Mate I'll fucken call my habibis and we'll bash you.

>>38361625
Dude, Im born in Australia. What mandarin? Im the one who needs to learn mandarin once im there

>>38361626
To be fair Chinese have been in Australia as long as white people,

>>38361656
oh ok then lel.
how are you gonna learn it?

>>38361558
>teach you martial arts and how to cook chinese food
no they'll just import their 3rd cousins to do it for less while all your entry level jobs disappear..

>>38361571
this is very true. most people wont say anything at first but if you question it, even just vaguely
something like "So uhh, the cities are a lot more multicultral huh.." they'll have something to say and its never positive
but yeah most people will wait to see if you share a similar opinion first

>>38361673
Buy hsk1-4 books and learn it in china along with Immersion. As a robot i am a huge lazy fuck. My only source of motivation growing up is a sense of coercion. May as well buy a grammar book too.

>>38361661
Still doesn't make them one of us. And if you're talking about the few thousand Chinese that moved to Ballarat in the gold rush. Then you are being deliberately ridicules to try and claim that they were somehow a relevant piece in the tens of millions of white Australians.

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>>38361645
You and your Wog friends don't scare me cunt go be slant-eyed and flat-faced somewhere else.

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>>38361677
But theyre made out to be so friendly in movies are they not like that in real life?

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>>38361696
Okay mr. Crusader. Lets meet up sometime and we can talk it out like civilised people instead of you trying to turn this thread into a political stance. Tbh no matter what you say i don't understand where youre coming from.

as an American reading this thread I find it fucking hilarious that there are Aussies acting superior to OP

as Aussies you need to understand that you are not white and that you are so far down on the rung you are left on this barren wasteland of an island surrounded by sharks and crocodiles and kangaroos and gargantuan spiders and atrocious accents and alcoholism
your "country" is such a laughing stock it was actually a prison for a long time, it was where people got BANISHED FOREVER

>>38361729
>burwood
not even suprised
even the eastwood chinks are cleaner.

>>38361729
Yea alright what state do you live in?

>>38361727
We're not that friendly. We ask how you're doing but don't care. We shit talk a lot. We bantz a lot. It's in good spirit but it's only with other whites. Until the 80s, I think, we had a White Australia policy which was nice. Now the chinks are trying to take over and the bleeding heart cucks in Melbourne are trying to take in every shit skin to have ever existed. Thankfully we still turn boats back or sink them so that's a positive.

>>38361729
>chink has shit eyes and can't see
wew. how surprising

>>38361453
Then is there any other way i can keep in contact with you?

>moving to a country where women are vastly outnumbered by men
op is finito

>>38361786
Take his tiny brown dick out of your mouth anon. Shit is embarrassing.

>>38361794
I think he probably has more money than most in china and in china money is god
a 1 bedroom apartment in his suburb is minimum 650k.

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>>38361765
n-No you c-care cause m-muh karate kid

wtf you are a grown adult. just say no? lmao

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>>38361851
you've obviously never said no to a Chinese man

>>38361844
What the fuck is this dumb cunt talking about?

>>38361872
Chinese men are meek and mild as fuck. Just like the women. Real life isn't actors in movies faggot

don't worry OP someday sooner than you think the crypto kike reptile Queen E might decide to sell her property (the entirety of AUS) to China and then with your dual citizenship you could come out ahead

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>>38361885
just give him a firm handshake, Am i right?

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>mfw been seeing this thread for over a year

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>>38361941
He keeps pulling the wook over his fathers eyes by giving him a firm handshake

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>>38361885
its 2017 life is only movies

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>gyna

heh, how long till we see this guy in a china webm thread lads

>>38361729
what day is the flight booked?

also, this might be cool. personally, i always wanted to spend a few months in USA where my family is from, and right now I live in sydney.

it's nice to see family, especially if you dont have any other commitments going on. china might suck though, I don't know much about it

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http://www.crisistextline.org/textline/

hm..... should I do it /r9k/? more importantly should you do it. Either way think it would be a good idea to put this in your contact info

>>38362132
holy kek meant to make this it's own thread. I'm fucking retarded

>>38360991
What percentage of all aussieposters are actually chinks?

>>38362168
more than 50% if you are talking about r9k

it differs board-to-board

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dont forget to wipe your ass before you arrive I hear chinese elders are very particular about their grandchildren's asshole hygeine, don't be surprised if they great you with a mandatory asshole inspection. also, try not to get a boner if it happens, faggot.

>>38362143
Maybe OP should use it

>>38362183
>pulls a figure out of his chink ass
lmao

>>38361399
>Prisoner made prison-island what it is

all i can read from your post desu. i'm surprised y'all ain't worse than africa

>>38362358
>i'm surprised y'all ain't worse than africa
Really? You can't figure it out?

>>38362342
I'm not chink but literally every other aus person I met from r9k was asian

so

>>38362525
Sure you're not, Chang. Also
>meeting people on /r9k/
Daily reminder that chinks living/born in Australia are not Australia just like a child born to two Australians in China is not Chinese.

I WANT A CHINESE GF SO FUCKING BAD
How do I get a chinese gf? I even live in eastwood but they seem to stick to themselves.

>>38362611
meeting as in contacting. online.

>>38362661
Get a male Chinese friend. He'll introduce you to them. Then they basically throw themselves at you. It's kind of a turn-off desu

>>38361180
It does though. If you were born in Australia, and one of your parents is an Australian citizen then you are Australian.

>>38362741
Way to misread what he said Chang. It would only make you half-Australian

>>38362741
for citizenship purposes neither of your parents even need to be citizens, they can actually just get in illegally and when they have the kid hes an automatic citizen and gets to stay

ethnically wise, im not sure why people insist onbeing "australian" most of us are english or irish mixes anyway

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>>38360991
Move to america and become some gay guy live-in boyfriend or find some rostie in her late 30s who hit the wall.

You might not even have to bump uglies because some of them just happy to be around another person.

>>38362661
Op here. Meet up with me and we'll try it out.

>>38362754
You can't be half a citizen lol.

>>38361119
>His clearly not Australian
>His
Leave my country. Now.

>>38362849
contact details?
origenaru

>>38362884
>he thinks being a citizen makes you X
Doesn't work that way chucklefuck. Citizenship is legality. It has nothing to do with aesthetic, culture, heredity, society, etc.

>>38362947
Don't be mean to phone posters.

>>38362973
So being an Australian citizen doesn't make you an Australian citizen?

>>38362992
Are you retarded? Being an Australian citizen doesn't necessarily make you an Australian.

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>>38361180
lol your kid would be chinese

>Nobody really trying to help chang.
>Just aussie shitposting

This is why they lost the war to emus and shit.

>>38363020
I never said being an Australian citizen means you have Australian ancestry. Being an Australian citizen just means you're Australian.

>>38363091
>Being an Australian citizen just means you're Australian.
Nope. Being an Australian citizen makes you an Australian citizen. It doesn't make you Australian. You don't look like us, eat like us, sound like us, have the same or similar history as us, have the same culture as us, etc. It goes on and on. All these things are what makes a people. Not a passport.

Where are you from?

>>38363059
He's over 18, he can be his own man and do his own thing.

Australia being a welfare state means the govt can help him get on his feet on his own. He doesn't have to go to China.

>>38363119
>be his own man
>needs the Australian government -- and by proxy the Australian people -- to help him do this
Yeah. That doesn't add up

>>38362216
He should bring a roll of toilet paper or tissue everywhere he goes. Some places don't have it from what I'm told. It's not like how poo in loos use buckets of water and their left hand. It's probably just lazy fucks too lazy to change it.

>>38363116
Where did all you annoying fucks come from? Threads with deportationanon are always comfy. Why you gotta ruin it? I get you don't like him living on the same continent as you but can you contain your autism, please?

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Go check out this place anon. See if your grandparents will let you

>>38363119
I bet if it was stupid sexy stacy ya'll would help.

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>>38363169
>>38360991
looks pretty legit right?

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>>38360991
You haven't seen shit cunt

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If I was being forced to go to China, I'd pay this place a visit.

Have fun there OP. I'm going there in around 10 days. I'm only visiting though. And I have parents to translate for me.

The shitty part is I have half of my online summer class to do left. What do? Should I pay for a VPN and do my homework from China? Or should I tell my professor about it?

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Seems a little to hype and magical

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and if you do go, post pics in comfy thread pls

>>38363152
>Threads with deportationanon are always comfy
You seem to have confused 4chan with your safe space on tumblr

>Why you gotta ruin it?
Because shit cunts are selling our land to chinks and allowing them to immigrate en masse to my country. I hate going somewhere and feeling like a foreigner in my own country because it's infested with pan faced, greasy skinned, ugly ass chinks. And this is coming from someone who used to love Asians, my best friend was/is China, has been to China and has fucked a bunch of them. It's too much now. They need to go back.

>>38362700
why do i need to have a mutual chinese friend first? Will they only throw themselves at me after that?

cant they just do it without?

>>38363226
Hhaha fuck. Best friend was Chinese. not china. fml

>>38363267
No. You need an 'in' first. Someone to introduce you and let them know you're okay. I don't know why, I never asked. But good luck getting into the FOB groups without one.

>>38363116
When i say Australian, I am referring to being a citizen of Australia. You're talking about ethnic groups.
This is common in america.

>>38363226
Can you tell it to people who care or can make a difference then? /r9k/ has never been about politics.
You're obviously new to this board and need to go back yourself.
And speaking of safe spaces and all the other outdated slang you use, you basically triggered yourself and posted dozens of mini-rants across this thread just because this kid's eyes fold a different way to yours.
So good job.

>>38363287
>When i say Australian, I am referring to being a citizen of Australia
Don't do this. For any nationality. It doesn't mean what you think it means.

>This is common in america.
What is common in America?

>>38363303
>just because this kid's eyes fold a different way to yours
Yeah no.

>And speaking of safe spaces and all the other outdated slang you use
>slang
It's an appropriate description of what you're looking for, pussy

>You're obviously new to this board
Yup

>need to go back yourself
Nope. Stop shitting up the other boards with your Chad and Stacey bullshit. I never wanted to know what that shit meant. You faggots can't keep your beta tendencies to yourself. So now I shitpost here and ruin your echo chamber. And no, just because it's a shitpost doesn't mean it isn't true. Chinks need to go home.

>So good job.
Thanks cunt

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>>38361186
>the same way being born in a garage won't make you a car.

Gonna save that one for later.

>>38363332
In america, if i called someone american, i would be referring to their citizenship.

>>38362951
Add me on discord here
discord code Qkg4B7

>>38363375
Same in Australia also. /pol/ just gave him schizophrenia.

>>38363375
That sounds truly horrible. I hope the rest of the world doesn't go that way. There is nothing wrong with being different but be different in your own land. I've always thought calling cunts "Italian-American," "Japanese-American," "African-American," etc. was the dumbest shit around. You're one or the other. Unfuck your country anon.

>>38363412
Nobody does this in Australia retard. There's a reason that dumb lamb ad got such backlash.

>>38360991
Don't come back faggot. Convince your shitty family to move back there too. Fuck off, we're full.

>>38363133
be his own man away from being a slave to his family

i.e. if his family is keeping him down, then he can use another form of support to break away from that and become something else or greater

>>38363423
gimme more (you)s little boy

>>38363457
>be foreigner born in Australia because of parents
>LOL JUST BREAK AWAY FROM YOUR PARENTS AND HAVE AUSTRALIA SUPPORT YOU BRO
And then he wonders why Australians are getting sick of him and his kind. There is a reason why Pauline Hanson and her ilk are rising despite her blatant retardation. Chinks should be thankful there are too many Muslims creating a bigger problem to take the heat away from them otherwise we'd turn on them and stop selling the cunts our land too

>>38361119
>I think nationality is the same thing as race (or species in the case of the car metaphor)

>>38363486
Wrong. Go be autistic elsewhere. We don't like whinging poms either

>>38363483
you do realize the australian identity and culture is from british immigrants only a mere 200 years ago?

the hypocrisy of you getting mad at chinese and not realizing that you yourself are an immigrant is laughable

>>38360991
keep us updated anon
originaliinlniol

>>38363500
What are you talking about? Are you okay?

Aborigines are the true Australians.

>>38363510
How can one be an immigrant in a non-country? Are you retarded?

>>38363561
>non-australian gets confused by australian slang
lmao

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>>38361119
You've got to back to the front page of the 4chin.

>>38363510
It doesn't count because there wasn't any sentient life on this continent before british colonists came along

They weren't migrating TO another country, they were founding one.

>>38363613
ok so, you founded a country. it's day 1. the identity of the country is defined by it's founders. fair enough.

it's day2 and some chinese cunt comes along. your culture and identity is threatened. you tell him to fuck off.

now it's year 80 and you are dead and your country doesn't exist anymore.

how does a country thrive without immigration or massive amounts of inbreeding?

import more brits? europeans? then it's not really australia is it. just an amalgamation of existing countries culture.

>>38360991
I don't even know your grandparents but be prepared to get a job and be prepared to be introduced to a lot of family friends virgin daughters.

>>38363677
This is the shittiest analogy I've seen. Holy fuck.

cant wait for right genocide, fucking cunts

>>38363677
Historically we've forced the immigrants to assimilate into aussie culture through merciless racism and bullying

It's only been failing lately because of those poofter greens and the sheer number of chinese and muslim immigrants

If it was up to me I'd stop the boats and the planes for about 20 years in order to give things time to settle down. Fucking goverment is driving this country to hell in a handbasket.

>a guy who happens to be ethnically Chinese, but born and raised in Australia makes a thread
>obvious he loves his country and dreads going to China
>leakage from /pol/ decide to sperg about OP's background rather then the subject matter of the thread
Really fires up the synapses. OP if you're reading this, know that you are Australian and we'll be waiting for you when you come back home.

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>>38363679
Why? Have you experienced it yourself? Not him but my mom tells my sister about friends virgin sons trying to hit on her but she gets angry and disgusted. I don't blame her for not wanting to marry some commies from back in China.

I think she told me that another friend's daughter remembers me having a big dick last time I was there. I honestly don't remember anything like that. Like showing random girls my dick. The last I went was like 10 years ago. And she's honestly in for a disappointment if she saw it today. I don't even know how to react to that comment about me.

If my mom's family friends try hooking me up with their daughters should I take it?

>>38363715
A reasonable response, thanks.

>>38363772

Dude you are ethnicly Chinese with a permanent entryway to better country and consequently money. I guarantee you it will happen. You would be considered a catch. Really depends what you want from life and where you see yourself in the future, worse fates than getting a virgin qt wife.

>>38361180
Shut the fuck up racist

>>38363850
>qt
Well that really depends. And my parents aren't poo in loos so there's no arranged marriages on my end. Well assuming I can actually go beyond a kissless virgin where I am now.

>>38361532
Except it is different. This guy was born and thus has lived and adopted the Australian ethos. He is better than some random chinks who buy some property to live in and don't even speak English.

>>38361186
>just because you were born in Australia doesn't make you Australian

Lol the fuck are you talking about, that is exactly what makes someone Australian.

>>38360991
DO NOT PURSUE LU BU

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>>38361180
Being born there doesn't make Australian either.

Pic related is a real australian.

>>38363020
You need to be an abo to claim that to be honest famalam

>>38364016
When you get there download wechat. Start talking to girls you find attractive. It will all work out for you I promise.

>>38360991
if you really really don't want to go, why can't you go to the police and explain the situation to them? your parents might be able to do send you anywhere in australia if you're still a minor, but the moment you cross a state line the situation should be different. tell them you fear for your life in china due to looking chinese but being raised as an australian and there is no guarantee your grandparents will let you go again, so the state should protect you from leaving its area of influence

>>38365035
Yeah the thing is I can't actually speak chink

>>38361119
By that logic only Aboriginals are Australians and only Native Americans are American.

>>38365148
But that's true, Anon.

>>38365065
Asking an Asian to disobey their parents is like asking for Earth to stop spinning. Plus, I think deportationanon understands that his parents want the best for him and his life wont be in danger going over there. Worst thing that'll happen is some market stall will rip him off. but seriously OP, don't bad mouth the Chinese government. Bad things happen to people who complain online about the CCP

>>38365239
well yeah I'm just throwing out suggestions OP might not have thought about being a minor and all in case he wants to use them and is prepared to deal with the consequences

but the grandparents really are a wildcard here, who knows what thought process goes through their heads after those six months, it isn't clear on what foot they are with his parents. if they decide he isn't going what's he gonna do

>>38360991
>Im fucking shaking right now.
Why don't you start a tumblr

>>38365148
"Native" americans genocided the previous inhabitants.

>>38361749
as an Australian I find it fucking hilarious you try to talk about things you have no experience with at all

As a European I find it hilarious when New Wordlers argue about which one of their race-mixed country is the whitest

>>38365135
Do your grandparents speak english? How are you supposed to do anything?

>>38360991
>Guangzhou
I don't see a problem here.

>>38360991
Good fucking riddance. Now your stupid threads won't kill other ones

>>38365065
Fucking this! Holy fucking shit, if you do not wanna go just go to the police or something. Find help as soon as possible and tell your family to fuck off.

>>38365795
How is it funny? Australia is literally whiter than Britain
>less percentage of muslims
>less immigrant from eastern yurop
>less dindus from north africa
Guess which country we get the most immigrants from? ENGLAND. England is so fucked that they come here to get away from it all. Australia is so nice because we live far away from all the shit skin countries.

>>38365864
>less percentage of muslims
Yes, because all non-whites are Muslims, Chang. How's that 30% Chinese population of yours?
>less immigrant from eastern yurop
Eastern Europeans are white.
>less dindus from north africa
North Africans ARE Muslims, so you named them twice.

Australians derailing and ruining a thread with their inbred ranting? That has never ever happened in the entire history of chinz.

>>38360991
>>38361008

Wtf I thought this was a spinoff of le funny handshake man

>>38366020
>Yes, because all non-whites are Muslims, Chang. How's that 30% Chinese population of yours?
I was pointing out that Muslims make a much larger majority of the population, despite Australia being near one of the largest muslim countries in the world.
Also, Australia does not have anything close to 30% chinese. Canada has the most chinks with 15% of the population.
>Eastern Europeans are white.
Firstly, not necessarily, such as Tartars and other eastern european countries. Also, eastern european gypsies are almost as bad as niggers.
>North Africans ARE Muslims, so you named them twice.
No, not all muslims come from North Africa Muhammed. There are a lot of Pakis that immigrated there, as well as the huge Syria boost of 1mil in Germany alone (danke schoen mutti).

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're FUCKED my dude. Your grandparents are going to work you like a fucking dog and never allow you to leave. They're going to confiscate all your devices and there's no way you'll ever get here again on Chinese lockdown internet.

>>38360991
Don't go. Go to the airport and miss your flight. Meet up with a robot and crash with him.

>>38360991
Dude, i am from europe and i enjoyed every stay in china.. people there are great, you would like it. dont be such a feggit

>>38360991
>OP goes to china miserable
>Sits inside the first week or so doing nothing
>Gets bored
>Goes outside
>His awkwardness in conversation is masked by the fact that his cantonese is rusty and he has an australian accent
>Meets a girl who offers to help him improve his chinese
>But her childhood friend becomes jealous, and...
You can literally become an anime MC anon

>>38360991
Here's a tip, get a plane ticket to the US, meet up with a west coast fag, ask to stay in the US with him.
Apply for citizenship
Disavow your parents. You can live out your life of being an Aussie shitposter in Washington. Do you have the ability to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ttDUGM-1mU financially?

>>38360991
You are about to become a persona protagonist OP.

>>38360991
Go be homeless. It's better than going to fucking China. You're completely fucked it you go.

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>>38361729
you'e a bit of a qt desu

>>38361186
>americans think australian is an ethnicity
he can be australian for sure, but not anglo

>>38360991
It won't be so bad man, I'm an aussie and I lived there for 3 months. Yeah it was fucking hell, but the sights were pretty awesome, and at least you look Chinese so you won't have every fucking person you pass staring at you like you're an attraction at a zoo. Plus I went there to be with my gf I met here who left me there, so that heavily impacted my experience. I mean dude you can get fucking beer at 7/11 and hookers on every corner. Live it up a bit.

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im gonna miss you buddy
be sure to post how you're going once you're in china

>>38362661
Don't, unless you're successful, stable and attractive. Two have fucked me over and I'm moving onto Japs forever.

>>38360991

Make sure you have casual talk with them about things like Tiananmen Square.

>>38364321
t. Chang or Muhammed or some other foreign cunt wanting to be Australian

>>38365012
Are you even Australian or just a foreigner with an irrelevant opinion? There was no Australia before the British arrived. The abos didn't even have a concept of ownership.

>>38363738
>makes a thread
>a
New to r9k?

>>38366961
why did she leave you? I thought being an white westerner with western citizenship makes you highly desirable

>>38361119
>>>/pol/

>>38365592
t. flat-earther

>>38360991
at least china has you cover with prostitutes that is legal there.

>>38368206
Look at all these non-arguments.

>>38368274
Will i even get the opportunity to fuck prostitutes while im there? Im going to get sent to a bootcamp or some shit

>>38368275
The first americans came from Siberia, you are mentally ill.

>>38368275
I hate it to break it to you but people are more racially accepting and tolerant than before. I am a neet so when i go outside or have human interactions it happens in large time frame gaps e.g. 3 months. Eventually i realised that the average white person in sydney is more less racist even if its a joke, more pc, more of what 4chan pol has been complaining about e.g. Leftist, liberals, sjw.

Believe me, i have a bitterness towards how people are now less racially segregative when infact as early as 2009 people were still racists.

They're releasing a KFC themed smArtphone eith a preinstalled app that lets you change the music playing in each resturaunt. Play some ear rape and greentext results

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>>38368032
>there was no Australia before the British arrived.
>Australian education

Is this what the first settlers found when they arrived? Did they raise Australia out of the ocean with arcane rituals? Abbos lived there for 50.000+ years you absolute mongoloid, long enough to adapt physically to their environment. You sunburnt faggots turned up and have lived there less than 300 years.

>inb4 but look at our glorious civilisation of reprobates.

>>38368318
>The first people to move to a non-country at the time were X
Doesn't work that way. This is the equivalent of saying you're a citizen of HRE despite it not existing for centuries. Retarded.

>>38368377
>I'm a NEET who has no friends and rarely goes outside
>Let me tell you about society.
As someone else and I were saying earlier it's a facade. When you talk to them most of them are resentful of the foreigners.

>>38368436
>Another retard claiming that the country existed before federation

>>38361378

Out of Africa theory is actually being debated at the moment as older ancestors have been found in Bulgaria.

Also can I just say, this seems like an amazing opportunity OP, at least try to enjoy it,

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>>38368499
>resentful of the foreigners

So when are you going home matey?

>>38363423
>I've always thought calling cunts "Italian-American," "Japanese-American," "African-American," etc. was the dumbest shit around. You're one or the other. Unfuck your country anon.

It's not quite that simple when whatever-American is generations away from whereever their greatgrandparents came from 100 years ago, is named John or Bill, only speaks English (in a perfect accent because that's what they raised on) and likes American food and things like vidya and baseball and wouldn't know the first thing about living in whatever country their genes say they're from.

It's one thing if you're an immigrant that spent most of your life in another country.
But Johnny the Chinese-American who lived in the Bronx all his life enjoys Call of Duty and Hotdogs and doesn't speak a lick of Chinese sure as hell doesn't belong in China. He wouldn't know the first thing about being in China.

>>38368499
I dont know how you came to this conclusion but my personal experiences tells me it's not a facade.
As a person raised by chinese parents and have seen how long term Chinese immigrants behave, i know what a facade looks like

>>38368577
>he continues to ignore the fact that the country didn't exist before federation
lmao

>>38368652
>the chink NEET sucks money from the Australian public who don't want him wonders why nobody says to his face that they don't want him here
Hmm....

>>38368608
And here we have the problem. If you're going to call yourself x-American then you're admitting you aren't actually fully assimilated. It's one thing to be a gook looking cunt but have had family here for generations, everyone speaks English, everyone is culturally American, etc. and another to still speak your foreign language at home, participate in foreign culture, etc. while LARPing as an American.

This is why permanent immigration is retarded. People would be much better off staying where they are. Short of war there is no need to spend a long period of time in another country. Stay home and make your own shit better instead of fleeing.

>>38368608
I agree. I am born to and raised by Chinese migrant parents. Even though i am raised in Australia there is a difference in cultural backgrounds.
Also, It doesnt make it easier when there's a huge influx of chinese migrants coming to Sydney to start their business e.g. Real estate firms.
At the end of the day Sydney is now a global economic hub hosting people from around all over the world. It puts money into Sydney and i dont think the idea of preserving Sydneys past cultural identity is relevant. This is the future, the world doesnt stay culturally the same forever

>>38368775
>the chink NEET sucks money from the Australian public who don't want him wonders why nobody says to his face that they don't want him here
If you think so then why dont they?

>>38368775
I notice you didn't argue you aren't a foreigner in Australia because it would lead to a slippery slope where you BTFO'd because you'd have to rely on a might is right argument which would mean your country deserves to be taken over by Mohameds and Ching Chongs.

You are a very foolish if you think states make nations. I guess ther was no such thing as Germans until Otto Von Bismarck by your "logic?"

>>38360991
KEK i was just thinking of this yesterday

>>38368858
What did the retard mean by this?

not original apparently

>>38368899
>I notice you didn't argue you aren't a foreigner in Australia
I'm not.

>you'd have to rely on a might is right argument
>immigration supported by self-loathing cucks is a might is right situation
lmao

> I guess ther was no such thing as Germans until Otto Von Bismarck by your "logic?"
There wasn't. There were Germanics. But not Germans per se. Are you German? Am I talking to a self-loathing faggot?

Why do /pol/tards have to ruin these great threads.

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>>38369003
>I'm not a foreigner in Australia

Why not?

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>>38369003
Please god let SUMMMER BE FUCKING OVER!

>>38369073
>keeps asking the same question answered before
Kill yourself

>>38369013
These threads are shit and not everyone is on /pol/

>>38369109
>he thinks the summer influx meme is real

>>38369114
Still thinks faggot, cuck and kys are edgey
Confirmed summerfag.

>>38369003
>What did the retard mean by this?
Thats what im asking you. What did you mean by your greentext?
I shouldn't have to tell this to aus/pol/ers like you because you have a set ideology which you hold steadfastly but your previous replies has been meme replies and it's not helping your cause, granted this is just 4chan so you may as well just shitpost away but at the same time what are you people (aus/pol/) actually doing about it irl. Given that you
1) do nothing it irl
2) you people fail to make a sensible argument everytime without meme responses which purposely makes the message you send vague and hence leaves the reader having to guess and form your own argument for you.
3) huge discrepancy in how you people portray Sydney as opposed to what Sydney is really like

How can anyone see you people as anything but larpers? It sounds like you people have a grand ambition but given everything put together, it's really just larps. Are you trying to convince anyone? Or you're just shitposting because if it's the former you're not helpjng your cause at all. Everytime i see you people post you never make a sensible argument and when you get btfo and start breaking apart your responses becomes more emotional.
What are you people actually achieving wih the amount of shitposting thst you do?

>>38369141
>he thinks I'm trying to be edgy and not just giving him helpful advice

>>38369155
>Assumptions and projection: The Post
Got up to your first point and stopped reading.

top fucking kek - chinese getting deported for being NEET. Anyway, If they're trying to make you "Normal" then just act it and then never leave lmfao

>>38361119
Ah hello /pol/, mind going back?

I remember when this guy made a video talking about suicide I think and then some Chinese guy killed himself in a store and people thought it was him lmao

>>38369234
>wants /pol/ to go back
>goes on /pol/ talking about Chad and Stacey like a beta faggot

>>38369200
It's fine. If you cannot provide your pov while doing nothing irl to institute change then it is only reasonable for anyone reading you to assume you're larping. Maybe youre betting on a breaking point where you people suddenly fight back. Maybe youre doing something it irl and you come on 4chan to gloat. But it's all irrelevant at this rate. I see you people have a cause or at least appear to but if you cannot express this great cause you have aside from shitposting then there's no reason for anyone to believe what you say which makes your point moot because shitposting on the internet jerking off about how you're the only real Australian is not changing anything. Maybe you think it somehow makes a difference but to everyone else you're just finding fuel to sustain a fantasy. No one is worried that about anything you say. Im actually doing your argument for you because you people are an interesting lot. Without you providing a proper argument, at best it seems like you're just larping and doing a "this will happen and im here to tell you so when the day finally comes" which means you're just making noise while waiting for Sydney to reach a melting point and the anglo Australians start fighting back. In otherwords, you're gloating and betting on a future event taking place through your truth seeking to satisfy your personal feelings.
I will you tell i will go to china for 6 months maybe less maybe more and i will come back to Australia with a more chinese mentality, because frankly im disappointed with my Australian upbringing, and the thing is im doing something about it. The amount of noise you aus/pol/ make compared to what you actually do irl is very disappointing.

>>38369312
The police came to my house at 4am and i got taken to the hospital because of the suicide video.

Freedom

>>38369582
>because frankly im disappointed with my Australian upbringing
You didn't have an Australian upbringing. You were raised in Australia by Chinese parents. That's not an Australian upbringing. The rest of your post is assumption and a complete waste of time. Skipped through most of it. And Sydney isn't Australia.

>>38370392
Again, thats the only part you addressed? Im sorry but it doesnt seem like you'll do anything to cleanse out sydney and take back sydney at this rate.

Im making assumptions because all your previous posts are vague me e replies

>>38370418
>Focuses only on Sydney
>Has some weird demand about knowing plans for "cleansing" Sydney
The fuck is wrong with you? No wonder your parents are shipping you back home.

>>38370451
Oh, so sydney was never the issue? Okay perfect. Keep fighting the good at at whatever city you're from.

>>38370494
Are you legit autistic? You strawman more than anyone I've seen on here and you're convinced your strawmans are actual positions held by others. You're not even doing it ironically. You'll never come back anyway

>>38363738
t. shitskin in a country he doesn't belong

>>38370534
Do you think anything you say on 4chan actually brings Australia closer to what you want it to be? You're not actually doing anything about it. Your grand plan is all a larp. But heres to hoping.

>>38370596
>Do you think anything you say on 4chan actually brings Australia closer to what you want it to be?
Did anyone say it did? No. It's a strawman.

>You're not actually doing anything about it
I already answered that you don't know this and then you demanded a "plan" for "cleansing" Sydney.

>Your grand plan is all a larp
What plan? Stating that white Australians generally don't like you and you're unaware of these because you're one of the people they don't like?

>But heres to hoping.
Hoping for what? You're legit retarded. Thank fuck you're leaving

>>38370656
Are you really this deep into this fantasy? You think i wont be able to come back? Well, here's to hoping

>>38370766
>he thinks his parents are going to let him come back
hahaha

>>38370810
>his entire plan was betting on my parents not letting me back
LMAO. Great plan larper

>>38370843
What plan? What LARP? What the fuck is this dumb autistic chink even saying lmfaoo I'm done with this little dick faggot

>>38370917
So you're not doing anyhing to make australia white again. Disappointing . Run away and troll next time. Ill remake a thread tomorrow

>>38361101
Damn isn't that the illegal nigger town? I feel u bro

>>38371172
Yeah. I hate it. But im bein forced there

Idkek Anon it might actually be beneficial
>be 20, Pajeet living in Mt.View, CA
>UC Santa Cruz dropout to work on a startup which ran into a dead end
>Be neet af
>Parents send me India to live with Gramps
>Gramps set me up at his friendo's cybersec company
>Actually meet new people and get good work experience and earn good money
>Apply to Uni again, get a better uni because work experience at cyberSec

>>38371573
What are your differing experiences as an american of indian ancestry living in india compared to america?

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>>38371049
Please do. I've seen this meme a hundred times but I don't think I understood this meme until today.

>>38371814
What do you think you know of this meme?

>>38371224
Get fit in case you end up in a fight with a chimp or other laowai in some laowai neighborhood. They're not the friendliest bunch. Pretty entitled shits, speaking as a Chang who's seen some.

>>38371597
Well it was the first time I lived in India for a period that long,
>I was in a metropolitan city (Delhi-NCR)
so there wasn't much difference in amenities except the fact that the average wifi speeds suck
>Most people use Android phones (Android phones are pretty rare in Cali)
>People are a tad too nosy about personal stuff, I don't think it would trouble normies tho
>The food was too spicy/rich, I got heartburns often.
>They have a problem of stray animals, if you get about a mile away from the city you start to notice a fukton of stray cows and dogs pooping about anywhere (this was the freakiest shit)
>They have an unnecessary amount of Malls and Gallerias

The only thing that I didn't like as a robot was that the people were a little too nosy and personal, for e.g most of the times I would talk to a bunch of anons one of them would rest their elbows or arm on my shoulder and it felt really creepy, plus India is humid so it in summers that shit was even more irritating.

Except these points there wasn't much difference. All the normie American brands like Starbucks were there filled with hipsters with MacBooks and grps of pajeet Chads and stacies with their fake ass smiles were everywhere.

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>>38360991
I don't know anything about your situation but maybe they'll hook you up with a chinese qt