What are some traits you look for in a girl ? > petite >

Funny. My oneitis has all of those traits. And I think she wants my dick, now.

Good body
Good face
Good fuck

>a mammoth penis

A girl who doesn't have to be constantly talking
doesn't dress like a whore
and has a penis (female)

>quiet
>kind
>likes the things I like
>not disgusting with fat flab everywhere. doesn't have to be petite but at least not a walrus.

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Highly introverted
Petite
Caring for others
Plays vidja games, and not casual shit like Skyrim and Minecraft

>>38360553
>Pale skin
>Dark hair
>Really long or short hair (no inbetween)
>Dark clothing style
>Small and petite
>Cute face

>virgin
>virgin
>virgin

Anyone who says otherwise is a cuck.

>acknowledges my existence in a positive way
>has similar/comparable interests
>compatible personality
>not hideous

That first one is pretty tough to find.

>>38360553
>does she like what I like?
>is she a mean bitch?
>is she a whore?
>does she like me?

Only things that matter to me.

>quiet
>kind
>submissive
>not an attention whore
>petite
>preferably asian
>common interests
>not politically extreme (that's my job)

>>38360553
>petite
>white
>kind
>cooks tasty food
>not a whore

>>38360553
>white
>not disgusting
that's about it desu

>she talks to me
>she doesn't loathe me
That's all it takes for me to fall in love with a girl

>petite
>white
>kinda shy
>preferably brunette w/ short hair
>also really smart i want kids to be not autismo

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>>38360553
>Pale skin
>Appreciates art
>Dreadlocks are a plus
>Not fat
Don't really care for facial aesthetics as long everything is in place

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>>38360553
>virgin
>sweet
>likes grand strategy gems
>creative but not social oriented
>does not want to be Stacy
>does not hate herself
>It's dumb but in a cute way

>>38360553
>not ugly or obese

>actually wants to be with me

the only two traits i ever cared for that seem to exclude all girls who ever lived

>white
>blonde or redhead
>not fat
>centre-left politics
>female penis optional extra

>>38361874
Ever thought that the problem is you, not the girls?

>>38362028
I never said the problem lies with the girls. As a short and ugly male obviously i have no chance if the female doesn't have a horrible disease, is very ugly or very fat. But i can't feel attraction to such women so i will always be alone, that's what i meant.

>>38360553
>white
>have a cynical side
>non slut
>open minded
>adventurous
>willing to give blowjobs

>>38362067
Shorter and uglier guys than you are getting girls easily. You must be doing something wrong.

>introverted, like actually introverted, not an extrovert with social anxiety
>intelligent
>has hobbies
>traditional values
>wants to settle down
>likes children
>wants to be a mother, and would be good at it
>politically, the further right the better, but not outspoken about it

As far as physical appearance goes, I'd just rather she not have deliberately done anything to sabotage her appearance, like garish tattoos, weird piercings or some retarded hair.

>>38362181
I have never seen a shorter and uglier guy than me with a gf.

>>38362279
You're like 178cm tall, Stanley. No way you have never seen a shorter guy with a gf.

>cute face/smile
>not fat
>wants kids

>>38361272
Skyrim can be casual, and it can be hardcore. Depends on the player.

>>38360553
White gingers.

Though I prioritize loyal, motherly, innocent girls over some shallow, airhead roastie who thinks her beauty is her best trait.

>not completely retarded
my standards are lower than anyone could fall

>>38360553
a-are you by any chance me?

>>38362287
Lol no, i am like 170cm. Don't know where you got that number.

>>38360553
>petite
>green eyes
>big head
>blonde

>>38362416
You have never seen a guy under 170cm with a gf? What the fuck.

>tall
>slightly chubby
>black hair
>thick eyebrows

>>38362447
Do you even realize how short that is? I live in a shit country and even here most girls now are taller than me. I look like a midget next to an average sized male my age here. Girls laugh when i scurry next to them. I wish i was joking.

>>38362479
I'm under 170cm and didn't experience that when I was in Sofia. Weird. It's almost as if you're making shit up.

>any skin tone, but dark-ish is a preference
>shares my self-deprecating sense of humor
>smart
>at least a 6.5/10

It's a bit niche but what can I do?

chestlet
femlet
assburger

>>38362536
Pedobear detected.

>>38362552
you're a moron and should drink bleach

>>38362536
>Tfw I fit only 2/3 of the categories. (Guess which)

>>38362575
assburger chestlet with average height

>>38362575
Pls be my assburger femlet titcow gf.

>>38360553
Physically, only not fat. I find all races of women attractive.
Intellectually/ personality
>kind
>intelligent
>non religious
>well read
>slightly left leaning centrist
>not materialistic
>adventurous
>loyal
>similar tastes
>compassionate
>self aware
>takes care of appearance
>believes in moderation in terms of drugs and alcohol, and sex (as in, not randomly hooking up all the time)
Basically what I'd look for in a man as well, although I only like white and Asian men. But the lesbian community is so fucked that I'm fairly sure I'm getting cats and dying alone.

>>38360618
Ur gay
Orregionoal

>>38360553
>quiet
>kind
>not interested in going out all the time
>at least semi-cute
everything else is just details

>>38362082
>>have a cynical side
>>non slut
That doesnt happen.

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>Looks exactly like this
>Not a feminist
>Virgin

That's all

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>THICC
>big tiddies>
>HUGE SLUT
>gyaru

I'm gay tho but that's what I'd like in a gf. Actually those are the qualities that I want to BE, but no amount of HRT will ever make me a real girl so fuck it.

>>38360553
>not monstrously hideous face
>not morbidly obese body
>tolerable personality
>no STD's or excessive emotional baggage
>isn't too outgoing or if is doesn't mind that im not

>>38360553
Where do I find girls like the one in OP's image?

It's never been the Staceys (for obvious reasons), so I have to get those slightly damaged crazy ones.

>>38362506
Did you stay at a kindergarten or an elderly home?

>fit
>pretty
>cheerful
>white
>virgin
>wants lots of kids

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>asian
>cute
>funny
>smart
>caring
>loving
>kind

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>>38360553
petite white girls homie

>>38360553
>Virgin
>thin
>doesn't have shitty tatooes or piercings
>is actually interesting to tall to
>doesn't post pics online for validation
>doesn't follow the herd
>thinks before she speaks

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>>38364157
>fit
>pretty
>cheerful

>virgin
lmao

>>38364019
I went out to restauranta and bars like everyone else. I didn't notice any difference in heights compared to other countries. You're either making shit up, or you're actually 150cm.

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> T H I C C
> As tall as me when she wears heels
> fem behaviour, clothingstyle
> sub

>>38362987
No he isn't, did you miss the (female)?

>>38364243
ikr fml desu

Asian girls perferable japanese

A feminine penis.
"Feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities. a man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (ancient chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). there are feminine rhymes in poetry. if an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?
A feminine penis is soft, small, and cute. But the thing you notice most is how non-threatening and friendly it is. Every time it rises in greeting because it's happy to see you despite it not even having the vigor to go up the whole way anymore always puts a smile on your face. That earnest joy and pleasure it shows when you're around lets you know the girl really is in to you, too. With how lovable and inviting it is, you'll find that it quickly becomes your best friend in the whole world. For example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. a graceful penis. a receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. and isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? a nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.


https://chirb.it/e4qKa0

A female voice.

>>38360553
A feminine penis and tight asshole

>>38364417
Pls i wish one would n-notice me

A transgirl that's a Japanese and my race hybrid. Virgin. Introverted.
Interested in anime and video games with a skill set that's opposite to mine so we complement each other.

>>38360553
not in any order:
>has actual willpower and doesn't just look and imitate society like most
>intelligent or genius
>no smoking or able to easily quit it if she wants and not just say it.
>minimal degeneracy such as drugs, feminism, giving love designed for raising children to dogs and cats.
>taller than average
>not obese or fat (indicates low self control and willpower)

>>38360553
>petite
>kind
>introverted
>blue eyes
>virgin
>high digit ratio

>>38364500
The problem with me is I like 90+% of girls physically, I am a chad looking cunt and girls like me, but I am psychopathic autismo and they get get scared or I find out they are degenerate after degenerate

>>38364403
Beautiful post, anon.
10/10