>be me, 22 year old virgin >always have a passing interest

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>be me, 22 year old virgin
>always have a passing interest in the occult
>this interest only increased in the past year with the election, kekism, and my growing social isolation
>buy the lesser key of solomon to study demonology
>begin to learn incantations and spells to summon spirits
>realize that I'm unironically becoming a virgin wizard

fuck boys, the memes are real. Find someone before it's too late.