PASITO A PASITO, SUAVE, SUAVECITO NOS ESTAMOS PEGANDO,

>>38357903
DES
PA
CITO

QUIERO RESPIRAR TO CUELLO DESPACITO
DEJA QUE TE DIGAS COSAS AL OIDO
PARA QUE TE ACUERDES SI NO ESTA CONMIGO

DES

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Despacito general?

Despacito general.

/DG/ - Despacito general. Discuss how many times you listened to "Despacito" today, how you like to dance to it, and how unnecessary the Bieber remix was.

GET IN HERE.

>>38357903
everytime I check Despacito it goes up by 10million views. pls no

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Such a NEET I live here and have only listened to that song once. I only knew it was that song because my friend told me as I told her to shut the fuck up

I would run this through google translate but fuck that, pass me some pastalitos

>>38358078
You're welcome.

DES
PA
CITO

>>38358015
>Discuss how many times you listened to

today?

7 times

I like to dance as if I had a latina qt rubbing her culo up on me

and Bieber a shit of course

>>38358101
>I would run this through google translate

for a mainstream normie radio pop song it is surprisingly lewd, but it is reggaeton and all reggaeton are songs about fucking.

>>38358099
It's not even that popular in Puerto Rico. I think Daddy Yankee released a new single not too long ago, and I hear that played more than Despacito.

It's all the other spics that have to suffer and listen to this everyday.

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>>38358119
>>38358119
You need to up your listens to at least 50 a day to unlock its true powers. I went to the barber shop today after my daily quota and came out looking like Luis Fonsi.

>>38358099
You don't like Despacito? You don't have any friends.

I like the song unironically

>>38358358
My friends hang out at my apartment and I dont play that music.

This is ljke when La Gasolina was hot on the radio 10 years ago.

Is Despacito a sign of the cyclical nature of time and human nature?

>>38358384
There is no other way to like Despacito.

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DORITO BURRITO

>>38358417
>Is Despacito a sign of the cyclical nature of time and human nature?

Yes, and of the mythical nature of Daddy Yankee.

I've never heard this.
Do I get robot points?

>>38358436
>DORITO BURRITO
REEEEEEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT LEAF TRASH REEEEEE

>>38358465
>I've never heard this.
>Do I get robot points?
True robots play the video nonstop and pretend they're Luis Fonsi or Daddy Yankee, with Fonsi being the patrician choice.

Deported. Fucking beaner.

>>38358576
>Deported.
*"""American""" citizen

>>38358576
Puerto Rico is United States territory, mi amigo.

OOHH
TACO BELL
TACO BELL
PRODUCT PLACEMENT WITH TACO BELL
ENCHIRITO

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>>38357903
>puertochan.org is dead
Please anon, I did not ask for these feels tonight.

>>38358706
it was way too slow anyway. 2014-2015 were it's peak years.

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>>38358706
Use hispachan
they have traps and all

I HATE THIS FUCKING SONG

AYYYY RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PINCHE GRINGOS STOP FUCKING MAKING THIS RUBBISH

How does it feel knowing that your reconquista is going so well, spics?
Is it satisfying to know that whites have given up and are basically an ethnic suicide cult?

>>38358811
>reconquista
What is this?

A ELLA LE GUSTA LA GASOLINA

>>38358828
You beaners are reconquering all of your land that you had taken from you easily by whitey because whitey is suicidal. Does it feel nice?

Argiefag here, there is a party club really close to my house and that DESPACITO shit blasts my eardrums 24/7. Listened the same fucking song roughly 200 times by now.

>>38358909
Sounds like some real paranoid conspiracy shit.

>>38359069
Please mate, dont patronize me. Your kind barely even bother pretending they arent just reconquering texas and cali. I really dislike it when you act so disingenuous.

I have never heard this song, but I have seen the memeposting. I mentally put the lyrics to late 80s salsa music and keep it comfy.