Robot jobs

If you dont want to be around normies stay in your fucking basement.

>>38356614
Get a job in digital marketing anon

>>38356614
Get over it, seriously. I'm not saying that normies aren't insufferable - they are - but money is money and you only have to care enough to keep your job. In fact robots can do really well at work because normies are typically lazy and don't know how to do shit.

>>38356648
I just said parents threaten to kick me out. I don't have a choice. Let me rephrase that. I want to be around as less normies as possible.

>drive a truck
>move into the truck
>no more parents
>no more normies

work the night shift at someplace. nobody around, minimal responsibilities, recruitment is easier since nobody wants to work at that time. You can even shitpost while you're working since you'll have no supervisors generally. maybe be a cleaner or get a security guard qualification

>>38356670
>get over it
n-no YOU!

Listen, a normie job is my last resort, can you just recommend me some robot jobs first?

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>>38356661

>>38356661

How do you get a job in digital marketing? What would a resume look like? I'm not the OP, but I'll prolly just lie my way into one of these jobs since I have references

>>38356661
How?
>>38356683
No license
>>38356694
>night shift at some place
>some place
Can you list some places por favor Anon-kun?

>>38356709
Any job can become a robot job if you're apathetic or narcissistic enough about people but diligent with your actual responsibilities. You think they're gonna fire the one guy who shows up to weekend closing shifts on time even if he doesn't like talking to people?

>>38356614
Get into security. It's the ultimate robot job.
I worked with a guy that would do full night shifts. Working 3days then having a few days off each time. All he did was play on his ps4 all night.

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>>38356614
"Champ, the best thing is to show up and ask to speak with a manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. That's all there is to it."

>>38356817
I have social anxiety and I can't be around people. I understand what you're saying though, but I'd prefer jobs with little to no human contact.

>>38356799
>no license
Dude, you're 23. Get your license, and while you're getting it it's an excuse to not have a job. And then when you _do_ get it, you'll have many more options for work.

>>38356874
The sad thing is that boomers really believe this.

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>>38356874
Pic related in the most original way

>>38356758
>>38356799

Just google the sample resume and apply jobs in sites like INDEED anon.

>>38356914
In the mean time can you offer some jobs that don't require a license ?

>>38356799
Not quite sure of any places, sorry. We may not even be in the same country. I recommend you look into getting a qualification in being a security guard if you want alright pay and something on your resume. A course would only be a few weeks at the very least. Your parents wont throw you out if it looks like you're trying. Start doing some push ups as well, anon. They'll be a bare minimum fitness standard to pass. You'll probably need to perfect 20 push ups. Just try doing some in your room daily for a few minutes, if you can't at first do baby ones using your knees. Once you get the qualification, the organization will probably give recommendations of where to look for employment. A lot of public buildings need guards overnight or you could do the night-fill for minimum wage at your local supermarket if you don't want to have a semi-respectable life.

>>38356953
walmart will hire anyone

go for the stocking positions tho

You're 23 and have less networth than my 16 year old sister who works at mcdonalds.

Haha

>>38357001
Jokes on you LARPing faggot, you're here

i have a job as a security job (working now) but im looking into data entry

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>its a NEET has to face reality thread

>>38357001
This is a no bully zone, you're supposed to be nice!

>>38357044
Not really I just come here for the lulz

Haha
>>38357123
There is no safe space faggot

Haha

>>38357205
>>>/b/ack to /b/, /b/aboon.

>>38357205
>for the lulz
who even says this anymore unless you're some edgelord?

>>38357205
>the lulz
Are you saying this unironically in the current year?

Haha

>>38357001
women have gender quotas you retard and companies make reservations for women first even when they are less qualify then men.

>>38357718
I doubt they give a shit at mcdonalds

don't push carts seriously it's like one of the worst jobs you can imagine

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>>38357234
>>38357420
>>38357649

Why is everyone so uptight here? Yoi fags need to get laid more, I don't post on b I mostly lurk here for the lulz

Haha

>>38357821
nope in this society the poor women are first priority and men are left with the most dangerous jobs or doing jobs like sewer cleaning, garbage picker or shoveling cement

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>tfw biochemistry major
>tfw no jobs until graduation
>tfw all internships are for marketing & business/sales

>>38357986
>so insecure he needs to post chat logs of women on 4chan
Brought a smile to my face

Haha

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Should I let this girl eat my asshole?

Haha

>>38358081
tell her that she should lick it, because she is a worthless piece of shit. as worthless as the shit that comes out of the butthole that she will lick.
Trust me alpha brother, this will make here wetter than a niglet in katrina

>>38358081
Enjoy sticking your dick in crazy.
It's hard to wash off, anon.

>>38358409
She's know her place. I'm afraid I might like it too much though.

Haha

grow up OP you fucking neet loser cunt

youre 23 and unemployed living with your parents? how do you not look at yourself in the mirror and cry? fucking do something with your life, cunt

>>38359371
i'm 22 and neet. make me faggot. have fun at work

>>38359371
>wagecuck is this mad

>>38356614

Tell your fucking parents to help you out. Surely they know somebody who's hiring or needs an extra bitchboy. Unlike my parents, who have no friends, no connections, no money, nothing, and expect me to just magically will myself into a job without any sort of help. Fucking kill me.

>>38359550
>>38359587
next time you cucks go for a job interview and cry because of anxiety, just know that myself and the other managers are laughing at your pitiful resume

>>38359793
>implying that the job i will be apply for needs a resume
>implying that i care about what manager of a retail store cares about me

Been there OP. I've gone NEET off and on. For me security works since there's a good chance you might land a job with little or no human interaction. If you don't mind standing around doing practically nothing it might be up your ally.

>>38356896
Social anxiety is a meme, you just need to get used to it like everyone else.

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How do I get one of those jobs for just to shit post and astroturf on social media, leddit, here, etc?

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>>38356799
convenience stores in well to do areas/better than section 8 housing areas so you don't get robbed and shot up for cheetos, though this will only apply if you're american/british

or if by the off chance you live in hamilton ontario

also try for something like mail sorter, night shift janitorial duties, if you've got good upper body strength i might recommend searching for warehouse/storage work, that way all you have to do typically is carry/pack boxes and nobody will really talk to you unless to give you instructions.

if literally none of this applies then in a last effort try sites like monster or look and see if there's any temp agencies that'll help you, that's about as much i can say since i dunno your whereabouts, if you're city based or in some texas chainsaw massacre ass town.

good luck buddy, you can do it!

Can't do any physical labor (am effectively like Steven Hawking minus genius plus dex) but can do tech stuff as long as the programming is easy. Want full time work without freelancing but no idea where to look. My area isn't fond of hiring cripples.

>>38356614
CALL CENTER, trust me senpai.