I might be a virgin with no experience but I've seen enough

>>38355231
For me, it was heroin

Sex is amazing, it's the other shit that makes it not worth it, and fall into "nothing special" territory.
Listening to her dumb stories,
her trying to turn you into a faggot with ~feelings~
Going out to eat way now often and spending a bunch of money, so she can ~experience~ some shitty restaurant.

It's really not worth it for the sex, especially if you know she gave it out to guys (fuck boys) that never had to do that shit.

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>>38355231
For me, I just want to know what it feels like when next I see something like pic related on teh street.

>>38355231
That guy has a small cock.

>>38355231
If that is a screenshot from a video, do you have a link by any chance? Reverse image search gives me nothing.

>>38355402
her name is 'young devotion'

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1891616105

>>38355231
>I might be a virgin with no experience but I've seen enough amateur porn to know that sex is the most surreal and amazing thing that a human can ever experience.

Perhaps we should take the mystics into account. There are people who believe they've communed with gods, listened to the songs sung in Heaven and the screams wailed in Hell. The Indian Saint Ramakrishna died a virgin. Yet he once bowed before an image of Kali and found himself submerged in an ocean of light as the world dissolved around him. Something more surreal than sharing a kiss, don't you think?

The thing of it is, had he been given the option, would the saint have chosen the Goddess with all of Her preternatural mysteries or the simple embrace of a wife who truly desired him? Granted, the Goddesses' disciple was afforded beautiful visions of what few men ever see, but those dreams came at the cost of suffering nightmares just as few men will ever have to endure. Glimpsing Paradise meant for angels in exchange for a suffering the Hell reserved for monsters, all the while never living as a man whose rightful place is neither. It was an absurd position the old wizard found himself in, wasn't it?

Though Ramakrishna conversed with both gods and devils, he was still flesh and blood. Though privy to the mysteries of Heaven and Hell, he was never given license to experience the pains and pleasures offered by the Earth. For all of that, he wasn't exempt from the laws of flesh and blood. Devout though he may have been, Ramakrishna's Goddess refused to save him from the cancer that ended his life.

Ramakrishna left the Earth without ever having actually tread upon it.

Accounts claim that the saint died with a smile on his face. It may have blissful. However, I suspect it was a final expression of hysterical laughter, that involuntary reaction of every man confronted with the incomprehensible, frozen at the moment the ticking of magician's clock at long last fell silent.

>I don't actually know
>but porn tells me that sex is good
Good goy

It is but it isn't at the same time. When it's with someone new or someone that you "love" it can be pretty great, And sort of weird when you really think about it. Once you have enough of it with the same person, you can get bored pretty quickly, which is why normies say it's "nothing special" They've had a bunch of sex with someone who sucks or pisses them off, so they got tired of it.

>>38355231
It's literally just a biological function you're born to do. It's stimulation for your schlong or stinkbox.
There is nothing "surreal" or "amazing" about bumping ugly with another hairless ape, you massive autist.

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>>38355330
>views his sex life as a cost vs. reward system
>doesn't gain joy out of making partner happy
Gee i wonder why you dont like relationships

>>38356486
No guy gets to enjoy a relationship unless you are literally a blind retard who doesn't see the horseshit guys have to put up with, that women never have to put up with

sex just feels good. there are experiences much more surreal and enjoyable.

like heroin.

>>38355231
>bases his entire view of sex not on experience, but on porn.
>dismisses anyone with opinion backed by evidence to "go fuck themselves"


>>38356264
woah... so this is autism?

>>38356264
Many such cases! oirggrgr

>>38355231
Too long just find ur soulmate and have mind sex best thing ever

>>38355330
Damn. You've just about convinced me to end it with my current girl. Especially when I am realizing her kill count is in the 20+ category. I've only slept with one person besides her. She claims I inspire more than anyone else has ( to be a better person) but who knows how many others she has said this too. I care about her deeply but everything you say is a harsh reality I wish I didnt have to accept..

Some people just don't get to have sex and that's ok, that's what's best for society. If you spend all your time thinking about it when you don't have the social skills or looks to begin with, you waste your ability to contribute to other things. It's a hard realization, I needed antidepressants to get there.

>>38356458
you could trivialize anything like that with "it's just a biological function", you dumb normie.

>>38355231
Sex is great but it's not what you are building it up to be.
There's many things I enjoy more than sex.

>>38355231
yep, you're clearly a virgin. Sex is only the end all be all to virgins and perverted sex addicts. Sex is literally retarded but you think it's awesome because you have the movie/porn view of what sex is and what it's like. Now don't get me wrong it can be pretty good but it's never going to live up to the expectations you have for it before you have it

Everyone has vices