FUCKING UNVIRGINS >B-but I haven't had sex in x months,

>>38355097
Ok but what counts as virgin? Like, is it just dick in pussy? What if you got a blowjob? What if she asked you to put it in but you decided not to?

>>38355097
But all the cells in your body replace after 10 years, so by then ye
>>38355123
The golden question

>>38355123
Did your dick go in her pussy? If yes youre not a virgin if no you are a virgin.

Don't know how you robots manage to make being a virgin fucking complicated.

>>38355238
Does that mean lesbians and gays are forever virgins?

>>38355123
the question that interests me
is that thanks to the access of the internet
and recorded copulations that multiply fractally
i have probably witnessed more sex
than the combined matings of all my ancestors combined
and yet have not physically engaged in it
in one sense, i am a war torn veteran of gape and gag
and yet have never sniffed a cunt for real
has there ever before existed a monster such as me
in the entire history of this planet

>>38355253
Gays fuck each other up the ass and lesbians obviously have a different definition since they don't have dicks. Don't confuse your little virgin mind any further and just focus in your own untouched dick for now.

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>>38355097
This.
I agree completely with you, OP. We should gas all unvirgins.

>>38355123
direct sexual contact of any kind with someone else. this includes handjobs, mutual masturbation, blowjobs, vaginal/anal sex, prostate massages, etc.

>>38355174
>all the cells in your body replace in 10 years
and what does time erase itself every 10 years too?

>debating about sexual interaction

This is like watching niggers argue about college homework. You will never have to worry about it, so there's no point talking about it.

IF YOU'VE EVER KISSED A GIRL, HELD HANDS WITH A GIRL, OR HAD ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT OF A SEXUAL NATURE THEN YOU NEED TO LEAVE. RIGHT. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW