>Be me >Be 9 >Come home from school and sit down on

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>Be me
>Be 9
>Come home from school and sit down on couch to watch favorite show
>Big Time Rush
>Been a huge fan of BTR since the first season
>Owned all the CDs, DVDs and various different pieces of merchandise
>The show begins
>Its the episode where Griffin wants one of our heroes to become the badboy of the band, causing James, Logan and Carlos to fight over who is the baddest
>My eyes light up as the voluptuous figure of Gustavo Rocque enters the screen
>I watch with awe while his rolls of fat jiggle as he walks, like a human Jelly Belly
>He unhinges his gullet to scream at Logan, and what a mighty gullet it is, spreading like an anaconda
>I look to the clock
>3:48
>Mom won't be home till five, I have time
>I turn up the volume and unzip my pants
>I begin to palm my muscular 2-incher as he turns his attention to Kendall, his shouts of anger fueling my furious strokes
>All of a sudden I hear a scream
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANON!?"
>It was my older sister
>I wanted to stop, but I couldn't
>Gustavo's yells became too much, and a came in about 3 minutes flat
>My sister was horrified and told my mom, who grounded me for a week
>But it was worth it just to unleash the feelings I had for Gustavo
>Was worth it just show my love for him
>And Gustavo, if you're reading this, I still want you, in all of your obese glory