>tfw lilboi says he's 6" and that it's average
>not sure whether to ghost him or dare to ask if he means non-erect. either way i could ghost him now or ghost him after i find out that's his size when fully erect.
ghost him now, right? L O L ahh what a waste
>>38351651
>mum walks into room
>hideous pallid, unshaven creature sits in a dim corner behind a blinding computer screen
>*snort* "heheh look mummy, I just trolled people by saying I'm a girl and that a 6 inch willy is small hehehe"
>the mother mutters with a disturbed expression, "th-thats great, anon...."
>she exits the room and pulls the second bottle of whiskey today out from the cupboard, tears welling in her eyes
>>38352036
fpbp
originally
>>38352036
laughing my FUGGIN' shorts long time long time looooooooooooooooooong