>"Anon, you're, like, my best friend in the

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>>38349679
>Y-you're mine too

>>38349679
wanna snuggle?

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>>38349679
yeah... best friends...... forever. ah aha haaha

thanks ma, you have a pretty smile.

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>>38349679
I have a friend?

I'm glad, really.

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desu I wish I had a friend even if she was a roastie

But I love you and have feelings for you I don't wanna just be just friends, I'm better than chad and tyrone, you don't need them why don't you understand my dicks not small, we don't have to be just friends anymore, you can go out with me and we can be happy, don't you wanna be happy?
So come on, dump your bf and go out with me, I bet my dicks bigger then his, believe me I can fuck you like Jesus

Do you want to go out?
No?
Then fuck you, bitch

works everytime

>>38349679
Heard this from 2 girls and both 16 years later want to fuck ...but are married and live out of state.

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What do mean by 'like'?

>>38350461
what they imagine as a best friend would be you

I'm so lonely bros :/

original

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>>38350514
Just make a facebook and start conversations with girls, it's that easy ;^)

>>38350567
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
what a faggot

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>>38350613
>lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

>>38350750
Look how many times he said lol. looks gay to me

>>38350567
Fedora lords just won't ever learn, will they?

>>38349679
I want to cuddle her during a rainstorm

>>38349679
>my best friend
I'm the one in a million where that meant she loves me but is too shy to tell me and honestly didn't want to lose me as a friend. Fuck me dude.

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>>38349679
These kind of gifs usually invoke no emotion but now im more depressed than I was before

>>38349679
Does that make me a high rank orbiter?

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>>38349679
>you're literally my best friend omg
>ignores you and fucks chad
>yfw

>>38349679

That's nice. I want to fuck your throat and wipe your tears away with my drool covered dick.

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>>38351556
>when Chad beats you up and your "best friend" continues to fuck him

>tfw you've become so deluded in not having any friends
>tfw one of the people you talk to, says this to you
>tfw they mean it, and it means a lot to your lonely, lonely heart

Idgaf if they were ugly or cute like pic related, this would mean a lot to a friendless guy like me

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>>38352665
>When chad beats her up and she keeps fucking him
You'd think that she'd get the hint after the second busted eyelid, but nooooo

>>38350219

Is that her gay friend?

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'I'm ISTP, I have no friends'

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>>38352665
>when after two years they get married

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>>38349679
> Sorry anon, I'll have to cut this study break short. Chad just called and we're going downtown. Thanks for helping me with questions, see you later okay!

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This thread makes me want to drink, too bad I'm at work.

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I did what op is saying except I'm a guy, rejected her kek

> "How many people do you say this to per day?"

Tell her before you fall into this trap. You're better off knowing before you put all that emotion into a person

>>38349679
>having a female friend
I'd get pretty happy if someone told me that, it'd be a step

I don't have any friends and I don't know who you are.

>>38349679
She's so attractive it's insane.

>>38353173
judging by the shirt, yes, 100%

>>38349679
i would love to be friend with a girl like this

i mean she's bound to have some less attractive, more desperate friends. Also, she's basically a free ticket to parties as guys will invite you because of her simply because they know that you won't compete for her.

>>38349679

...Ok?? I don't love you.

>>38349679
I wish I had a best friend or even a friend. I would be a lot more content with my life.