>"oh my god anon all i ever wanted was grandchildren

>>38349534
Fuck you, I never asked you to bring me into this world

>>38349534
I dunno, why didn't you have more kids to increase your odds of grandkids?

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>>38349534
>finally get a job
>finally move out a few months later
>every time I see my mom she asks if I have a gf
hell last few times she even asked if I had a gf or bf.

My mom is pretty JUST
>first son was an aspie
>second son is a fucking fat "raggare"
>third son is a weeb who wanks it to jav

Jokes on her, my gf is infertile.

>>38349624
I hope you realize that your girlfriend cannot do what female are literally designed to do.

>>38349649
Neither can he do what males are supposed to do.

>>38349649
> female are literally designed to do
> designed
> implying someone created them

>>38349534
well geez mom maybe you shouldn't have gave birth to an autistic ugly manlet.
your fault not mine

>>38349649
Sounds like someone is just mad the ankle biters are dragging him to the emoji and minions crossover movie.

>>38349575
next time it'll just be a bf and then finally she will probably stop asking

>>38349534
jokes on you but my sister already has children, the legacy has already been fulfilled, not from my side though

>>38349662
yea you fat landwhale tumblrina god di

>>38349534
im workin on it ma. please dont cry, i really am working hard to make you proud

explain biological determinism to them and their complaining will end quick

>>38349534
Because I don't want kids, and your opinion is dwarfed in the face of mine, since I would have to take care of the shits

>>38349534
I told her, "tell me, what are the benefits to getting married and having children? I'll wait."
The only thing she came up with was some banter about 'the future'.
My response, "children have no future."
Silence.....

>It's yet another "men are so horrible for opting out" thread on 4chan

KYS

>>38349534
If you're willing to take care of them and pay for everything, I can get you some.

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Hi mom here's your new grandchild: my wife's son's sister Shanice

Should have had more than two kids. You rolled the dice and got snake eyes. Tough shit.

>>38349534
And thats's why i visit my fking parents 2 times a year.

>>38349534
"because you raised me"

>>38349549
Great response origiginsnal

>>38350322
>he lives alone and can do whatever he wants all the time
you are not a true robot

I really wanna get drunk but I fucking can't

>>38349534
Maybe you should have had the grandkids yourself?!? Why have me if you wanted grandkids?

>>38350344
getting drunk alone is pathethic, at least go to a bar

>>38350469
>go to a bar
>sit alone
>pay 500% more for alcohol than it would cost in the store
lol no thanks

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>>38349534
>2017
>having kids
>in this economy
>with overpopulation
>and climate change
>and whites becoming a minority
uh uh thanks but no thanks

>>38351233
Precisely. If it wasn't cruel to have kids before it is certainly cruel now that we KNOW the near future is going to be a hellscape.

she left my dad a year or two after i started getting sucked into the computational hebrew for no reason other than she was getting bored with him and he was emotionally distant because he had moved thousand of miles, gotten ptsd, and lost his father in a year. granted, i was a pretty fucking awkward and uncoordinated child from the start, but having him around probably would have lessened the chance of me ending up this way, so i can't say i have a ton of sympathy for her.

>>38349534
Grandkids are what my sister is for. I am unable to comply with your wishes.

>>38349534
>Well...how about we make your grandchildren together?

>>38351233
>whites becoming a minority
>implying this isn't a reason to have kids

>>38349953
It's part of being a man and having a fulfilling life.

If she told us how to get a gf

>>38351357
>yes I shall make my life a living hell and waste resources on a bunch of kids so that a world I'll never get to experience has more white people in it
it's dumb

>>38351357
Unless you're having 60 million kids they're fucked. On the bright side, rarity often gives value, so your white-minority kids will probably have a good chance in dating and business, assuming racism against white individuals doesn't get worse in the future than it is today.

>>38351409
I'm an atheist I don't care about your traditional values they're irrational

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>>38349534
>21 KHHV, 5'6 ugly as fuck
>tfw mom and sister had a talk to me yesterday about getting a gf
>told me i need to start clubbing and meeting women

>>38351542
>i need to start clubbing and meeting women

Lmao

Did they tell you to be yourself as well?

>27khv

>>38351708
yeah and that even if i dont like it i have to force my self because its what normal people do.

>>38349534
Uhh, it's called flip music, and it's a part of your history.

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>>38349603
>''raggare''
Given all that both my dad and my punk rock uncle keeps telling me, that brother is the least likely to get pussy.. Fucking hillbilly dweeb

>>38351357
>The individual you can save the white race by you alone in your circle of friends or perhaps even the only young person in your home town getting one or two kids
You're not very bright. The white race is finished. And nothing will change that, Europeans have completely fallen to hedonism.

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>>38349534
Setting a kid into this hellhole?
Get fucked

>>38349534
Because I don't want to, I rather play videogames than marry some ugly slut I don't like

>Gave mom a grandchild
>Literally

This is your brain on /r9k/

>>38351542
What did they tell you exactly? I want to hear it word for word.

>>38349534
IT'S JAPANESE AESTHETIC MOM GET IT RIIIIGHT!

>>38351782
Tell them to fuck off

I don't see why you should date if you don't want to

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well after being such a bitch just now i suddenly care a lot less about what you want,

>>38349534
If I gave you grandchildren with any old attractive chick off the street you'd get to see them for maybe three years before she divorces me and takes custody of them, following which I'd suicide

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>>38349534
>all i ever wanted was grandchildren
You shouldn't have been a slut and fucked every man you met then left and married a guy 30 years older than you just for the life insurance and inheritance, and shattered my confidence in women then.

>>38349552
Oh I remember, because you miscarried before you had me and once after. True story.

>>38351542
Pls greentext senpai

Orogi

>tfw have a ring that was passed down father to son for 9 generations
>disease left me sterile
Tbh no idea what to do with it.

>>38349534
First of it all I don't exist to fullfil whatever dream you have, even if I ever got a girlfriend I might not want children. Second of it all I do what I want with my time and my hobbies are non of you concern. By the way, pretty much, what my brother said here >>38349549

>>38349534
>tfw I'm an only child
>my mom had me in her 40's cause it was really hard for her to have kids
>my mom tells me the same shit about grandchildren
I feel really about it too desu, though she kind of made me how I am by being extremely clingy and overprotective when I was growing up.
Maybe one day, I'll find a homely robot gf if they exist...

Grandma who raised me told me all she wanted was to see me married with kids and happy before she dies.

She passed 3 years ago

>>38349534
Because I don't give a flying fuckaloo about my genes and I'm not going to live my life to please you.

>>38349534
Because you've raised me poorly and never taught me any lessons on how to survive in society. All you've taught me is to know how to eat and walk, which I appreciate but I could have done that on my own. Only use I had for you was that you gave me sustenance, I only used you for your money. Why were you never there for me when I needed you to talk? Why do you think providing for me is enough? I used to think it was my fault, that I never listened or I inherited bad genes. But that wasn't it, I had nothing to listen to no one to guide me. I realised this when I examined the behaviour of other parents. They connected with their children, they were a family. What are we? Just acquaintances.

>>38349534
Fuck you that's not my problem, ask my brother, he's the firstborn

>brother and i are permavirgins
>sister had a child at 17 with a degenerate
that's what you get for being completely and utterly useless without a man to provide for you, mom.

>>38354207
>married with kids and happy
Does not compute
>raised by grandmother
Nice that she fucked over two generations by rising your mom or dad wrong first.
The thing is kids make females happy, not so much men. they only make men happen as a status and something you need to get into socitiy, but society took that all away.

>>38351542
>clubbing and meeting women
Really? That's thier advice? Is that where they met there husbands?
You can't even talk in clubs, the music is too loud, it's a fucking meat market, a meet & fuck.
society is fucking dead. They should be telling you to meet girls at church or something while you sneak off to the club without them knowing .

>>38349534
No mom. I'm trying to be a good Christian like you want me too. As Christians we are called to be imitators of Christ. So I'm not going to get married or have children.