>be me
>at work
>getting ready to go home
>assistant manager approaches me
>i never talk to anyone or bother anyone
>always mind my own business and try to keep busy
>"anon you look like a beautiful apple that fell too far from the tree"
>"anon you look like link if he stayed inside and played video games all day"
>"anon you look like messed up wheat bread"
>"anon you look like a shriveled cucumber"
>"anon you look like an inside-out watermelon"
>manager and coworker are having a laughing fit as he says all this
>i leave with him still saying things at me
what the fuck did i do to deserve this
>>38349373
if he keeps doing it just say
>are you gay dude? because this is what gay dudes try to do when they want to fuck a straight guy
say it loud enough that the other people can hear you.
>>38349373
>look like link if he stayed inside and played video games all day
thats a compliment desu
>>38349373
I don't believe you simply because you seem to have remembered all of the insults
>>38349833
"and tell us all how do you know this, anon?'
>giggles intensify