I am a completely average male and I'm ready to settle down

t-thats my favourite cat picture.

My ex and me used to giggle about this cat a lot in voice... boths boys btw.

>>38349340
I unironically have an 8"x5.5" BBC

Let this thread serve as proof that fembots don't actually exist.

If you want the type of woman who'd be interested you should be posting this on dating sites where the 30+ year old roasties gather. I don't believe most women here would be ready to settle like that.

I'm a pretty big gold digger but I'll talk to you

>>38350253
how much money does one need for a qt gold digger gf?

what if a fembot was underage, wouldnt this be illegal? Or would you wait?

speaking hypothetically of course

>>38349309
What state or country are you from? Oregg

>>38350726
I would unhypothetically wait if it were less than 2 years.

>>38350882
USA, Texas

>>38350707
Enough to furnish my bike with some stuff.
Do you have a skype?

why the fuck would you post this here

if you're being serious, there are hundreds of CUTE south asian girls who would be more than willing to be your sexslave in exchange for providing for them, getting them a greencard, and sending a pittance (to you) back to their families in vietnam/thailand/etc.

offering this to an western girl is FULL FUCKING RETARD

>>38350908

Texas smells like a dog's dick

>>38349309
i actually lol'd at that first sentence

thanks, goes well with the pic too

>the newfags today

Does anyone know what's happening it feels like b, am I the only one left

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>>38350930
You've smelled dogs dicks?

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>>38350912
> muh 2 wheeled jew
My brother in law does this shit and there's no way I'm rich enough for you, sorry

>>38350921
I've tried messaging girls in Interpals (penpal website) and they didn't respond. I should've mentioned I'm non-white, and asians are too racist.

>>38350930
I don't disagree which is why I said I'm open to moving.

>>38351070
I already own a bike and I'm not interested in expensive road bikes.
I just need some lights and new bags.

>>38350921
They will just annoy your with trying to being in their family. Robots would do better with one that gets thrown OUT by her family.

>>38351048

Just one. Not on purpose!

>>38350908
What part of Texas op

>>38351111
ayyyyyyy quads lmao
Now you gotta tell me what part

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>>38351111
very nice digits

Houston

>>38351164

get out of my city beta faggot

making me look bad

>>38351070
Interpals is the wrong website for that.
>Asians are too racist
Then do the same for poor eastern yuro girls.

Would I have to have sex with you? How tall are you OP?

>>38351226
You gonna make me?
Meet me at Sunnyside after dark nigga

>>38351247
Eastern Europeans are 100x more openly racist
I've even gotten unsolicited racist messages for just visiting their profiles

>>38351296
No. I would like an offspring eventually , but we can do artificial insemination.

I'm 5'10", the average male height.

>>38351372
That's depressing. You deserve better than resorting to /r9k/ for a serious, longterm relationshit. But people rarely get what they deserve...

>>38351372
>unsolicited racist messages
Are you a pajeet or black?

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>>38350726

Hello Ms. Notacopstein.
I too like the skateboards and Justin Bieber.

>>38351425
Thanks anon
I don't think I deserve better though
It's my own fault for not being born an Aryan Chad though

>>38351446
100% spic but I look kinda pajeet/muzzie

>>38351533
>100% spic but I look kinda pajeet/muzzie
then do the same for some poor roastie in venezuela?

if you're desperate for love and are willing to subsidize the life of some roastie to get it, there are no shortages of poor shitholes full of roasties just waiting for someone to pay for their ticket out.

>>38349309
Depends.
How old are you, OP senpai?

>>38351864
Twenty Five

>>38351564
Nah man, even girls in the third world have standards

>>38352084
>even girls in the third world have standards
sounds like you don't really care about being cucked so what's the worst that can happen?

>>38350921
South asian girls look like shit and they age terribly, stay away from this advice. Everyone is always on about how they're so friendly but the ones I've met seem shrill, rude and will take over your life if given the chance.

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>>38352084
OP just fuck escorts like me, if you can afford 100 a week go for it, don't matter if you're ugly they will treat you good.
I've been seeing her once a week and she's in Houston.

>>38353017
Gimme the deets homie, we can double team her together, I'll post the cash

>>38353181
Hey asshole she's pro provider not some gutter slut, now if you those kind of woman hit me up. I'm spic as well 24

Did I get another ban ffs WHAIII!!132

>>38353217
I was kidding my man, like I said in the OP I'm a fucking beta. I would be terrified of getting arrested by an undercover cop or mugged by a pimp.

>>38353352
Hit me up op 2816620413, I'm very seasoned in the field.

>>38353454
Field of what?