Fucked up another one.. I was really interested in her too.

man that's one of the most autistic things i've ever seen. i'm jealous that you can at least keep things interesting, though. wouldn't recommend sending any dicks to a woman though unless she asks for it, it will almost always be met with disgust.

Really made me think my boy my man

Send her a picture with a lot of cash

>>38349088
You are an idiot. She obviously made it clear she didn't want a dick pic.

Fucking kek op, post the rest of the convo

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>>38349115
>. i'm jealous that you can at least keep things interesting,
>>38349125
>>38349134
>>38349137
I know she made it obvious that she didn't want a dick pic, but am I honestly the only one that thought it was a funny move?? Like yeah getting bitches is cool, but as a male I'd risk it all just to be able to make that lame joke I think is funny

shes not impressed because it wasnt black

fuckin op you beta orbiter

>>38349088
maybe if you weren't fat you would have better luck, my man

Kek even she redirected you to reddit
Go back there fag

>>38349172
What is wrong with american. Jesus christ can you spend one day without doing something stupid or socially awkward.
Never send a Girl a dickpic, unless she asks you to, but that happens rarely.

>>38349252
It wasn't a dick pic, it was a meme

>>38349206
6'0 160lbs skelly on his way to /fit/let. I'm just socially awkward, I feel like I have been since my best friend died. Just can't connect like I used to..
>>38349205
Best post in this thread, thanks for making me smile :')

I would have just posted a dick pic, but crudely drawn over my D with MSpaint

It would have been funny if you actually painted it.

>>38349088
thats not a bad idea, but you pussyfooted too much

"i like to keep it classy"

then the oil painting remark

>>38349380
Thanks for the genuine input

>>38349354
>>38349378
Other autists I see. I wish you all luck, learn from my fuckup, always hide your power level

>>38349378
What would you have said when she reacted unfavorably?

Why the fuck do you autist all think that girls want to see your dick?
Why? It's quite literally a meme how every retard keeps doing this and how no girl likes it but apparently there are still some people who didn't get the memo. What goes through your head while you do this?

>>38349462
>what? too deep for you? don't appreciate post-modernism? how uncultured.

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>>38349481
Audibly screamed FUCK when I read that last bit, that would have been so perfect.


This is gonna sound weird but do you have any book/tv show recommendations? I'm trying to git gud at wit

>I wanted to keep it classy
weeew anon never change

>>38349252
you'd be amazed at how often the dick pic works. lol. that's why people do it. and over half the girls that complain about dick pics have gotten at least one dick pic they liked and at the very least started sexting with the guy.

>>38349088
Sending unsolicited dick pics is almost as bad as flashing strangers on the bus.

>>38349570
i don't really read fiction. mostly read textbooks and wikipedia.
for TV i watch lots of documentaries and lately that Elementary Sherlock Holmes show.

probably has more to do with me arguing with people on the internet for 15 years. you either become good at it or you lurk and don't post.

there's also a decent chance that the girl in question wouldn't have responded well to that comment anyway. maybe if she was a spergy redditor she'd find it amusing and keep the bants going for a bit if you could keep up, but if she was normalfag you'd likely get something like
>lol...

>>38349586
Modern feminism, is this you?