>You will be given $100,000 BUT >For the rest of your life

>>38348963
not for 100000

maybe 100000000

>>38348963
just 100k? fuck no.

>>38348963
fuck no. she doesnt even have a nice ass. she has an ugly wrinkly grandma ass

>perform one 3 minute task once per day for the rest of your life
>in return you basically get the price of a free house

Yeah no problem, beats working

>>38349063
>100k
>free house
top kek what third world country you live at

>>38348963
fuck yeah, I would even do it for free

Nigga I'd wipe her ass with my tongue

Only if I can do it with my tongue.

You could surgically sow my face onto her ass for free.

>>38348963
What's the catch?zzzz

If i have that much cash I think itd be worth killing a person

nah I can make hundred k eventually

this bitch might live forever

>>38348963

Assuming a minimum of 40 years service that's 2,500 dollars a year to be someone's on call ass wiper. Thats without adjusting for inflation.

Fuck no.

>>38348963
>accept deal
>obtain money
>slay roastie
>buy a new computer and a sex doll
Enjoy your goodnight, thank you for money.

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Wow truly thicc

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The fuck? She looks like Endive from Chowder, color matches too.