[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Has a girl ever tried to seduce you? Doesnt matter if she is

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Thread replies: 92
Thread images: 22

File: 4.jpg (487KB, 1280x1808px) Image search: [Google]
4.jpg
487KB, 1280x1808px
Has a girl ever tried to seduce you? Doesnt matter if she is ugly. What did she do?
>>
>>38347546
a girl on the train made eye contact with me once so yeah
>>
Women only try to seduce CHad.
>>
File: 1453746936667.jpg (225KB, 775x1032px) Image search: [Google]
1453746936667.jpg
225KB, 775x1032px
yes but only to make me blush so that she can laugh at me with her friends
>>
https://nhentai.net/g/192888/
>>
>>38347546
Yes, but only emotionally. She was really good at it.
Other girls have tried to seduce me sexually but I already them and they already liked me, not sure if that counts.
>>
Yup, but I am pretty thick headed and most of her advances kinda fell through. Just be blunt with me.
>>
File: IMG_0758.jpg (37KB, 600x459px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0758.jpg
37KB, 600x459px
A lot have, although when they get to know me they all leave and usually never speak to me again. I'm good-looking but you can only mask the autism for so long.

One girl in particular was really beautiful and she used to give me hugs that squished me against her bosom, which was very large, for the purpose of making me red in the face. She also once groped me in front of the class. Nothing serious, but we were taking a test, I went up front to turn it in (so did she), and as I was walking back she slapped my ass really hard and gave it a real squeeze, then let me go back to my seat. I just put my head down in embarassment and arousal. I still remember how it felt, and the first thing that went through my head was "please don't stop".

And it was a loud slap, no one could've not noticed. The teacher was out of the room though.

Also had one girl literally grab my hand and put it on her chest. I freaked out and yanked it off.

Was groped by the ugly brony girl once.

>Inb4 normo get out
When your autism is so powerful that it actively repels women that are interested, then come talk to me.

I haven't interacted with a female since high school
>>
>>38347789
Not ALL heroes wear capes.
Thanks, anon.
>>
>>38347546
yes, she was ugly and I am unironically asexual so it was v awkward and funny at the same time
>>
>>38347546
once there was a girl who hugged me out of pity in middle school
>>
File: 1499369342497.gif (565KB, 367x265px) Image search: [Google]
1499369342497.gif
565KB, 367x265px
>>38347546
I was raped by a girl once at a sleep over.
i still talk to her
>>
two chubbies. this of course was before i could appreciate the body type, real shame
>>
A couple of times. There was one like OPs pic that kept hugging my arm and calling me her boyfriend, even thought she actually had a boyfriend. She was probably just trying to tease me since im so serious. Then there was another one that in a party kept grinding her ass against my dick, and giving me smug stares. I wanted to fuck her but at the end of the party she was so drunk she fainted and i didnt felt like it.

I think thats all of it.
>>
File: 1498979893274.png (194KB, 576x699px) Image search: [Google]
1498979893274.png
194KB, 576x699px
My friend offered me to join in a threesome between his GF. I passed up because I imagine that would have been weird.
>>
>>38347870
You're a literal anime MC, congrats
>>
File: 1499807038136.jpg (119KB, 880x684px)
1499807038136.jpg
119KB, 880x684px
>>38347546
yes, but it always comes off as tryhard. really shows what girls must feel like when guys try to look cool.

one girl, in skype calls would have their cleavage hanging out and look at the camera with their big doe eyes and do the cute bare feet in the shot thing. it just came off as pathetic and i'd become uninterested. she'd dance for me on camera with her ass and tits hanging out, she was this super short dancer with thick muscular legs, but it was so fucking tryhard and she tried to be clingy.

one girl wanted to "pretend" we were married in public, call each other honey and wear fake rings, lie that we were like 10 years older than we were, and shit like that, was obvious that she wanted me to pound her hard, would randomly send pictures just wearing her bra and panties, or just a big shirt withe her hard nipples poking out shit like that. she ended up going to Yale and I stopped talking to her.

had another that flat out took her tits out in a skype call and played with her nipples for like 10 minutes and I started playing guitar so and pretended I wasn't paying attention until she stopped.

another one was basically pouring out how much they liked me and wanted to come see me, and I flat out pretended to not pay attention at all, and basically did the whole "are you done?" deal when she stopped after like 15 minutes, didn't care at all once they started showing such an interest in me.

countless others that I just fucking forget at this point.

being handsome and clever, and attractive to women is fun, but girls do very stupid shit like this and it becomes annoying trying to get them to act like real people around you and not these one dimensional whores. they ruin it so fucking fast when they do that.

I just can't be attracted to them once they fall over themselves for me. I can't get past it, and I drop them immediately. This probably sounds like a humble brag, but it's the truth. I don't want a whore.
>>
>>38347546
Obviously not

Origi
>>
>>38347546
>petite tumblrette used to sit on me a lot.
>boobs on back
>>
File: IMG_0588.jpg (163KB, 1119x809px)
IMG_0588.jpg
163KB, 1119x809px
>>38348215
Get out (tm)
>>
>>38347546
>Has a girl ever tried to seduce you?
Yes, a few.
>What did she do?
A girl literally wanted my dick in or around her, she teased me everyday for a few years, she tried to give me a kiss/handjob/footjob/blowjob and straight out fucking with me but i didn't let her, not because she was ugly (in fact she was a 8/10 with 9/10 legs and ass) but because i'm an autistic motherfucker who wants to give all his first times to the person that he loves, and the only thing that i felt for her was lust, so i refused to do anything with her. (she was a massive slut, i think that she wanted to fuck me so bad mostly because i hurt her pride by not going after her)

The other one was a girl from a club in school, every time that she saw me speaking with another girl she forced herself into the conversation, one day she said "i love you" while leaving and i never saw her or her friends again on the club.

The other one was a wanna-be stacy who wanted to be with me because (from her point of view) i was the alpha among the average/beta guys, also my best bro in highschool was an ultra chad, so she wanted to fuck him too.
She ended up dating the most beta guy from our class and she kept trying to flirt with me and my friend even in front of her bf.

A girl from another school proxy confessed to me (she was blushing and trying to hide her face with her hands while standing 10 feets behind her friend who told me that she liked me)

And i'm not pretty sure if this count as seducing, but my history teacher tried to kiss me in the middle of the class when i was 16yo (she was a young teacher)

I had the luck of a harem anime mc, but i was also as dense as one.
>>
>>38348079
Well you did the right thing.
MMF threesomes are terrible.
>>
File: npBPKI0.jpg (1MB, 4061x2973px)
npBPKI0.jpg
1MB, 4061x2973px
>>38348215
cont.

They all think that since I'm a guy, I want to fuck them, suck their tits, whatever they have in their head, they start catering to it as if it's all want. Sure, I want sex, but not with someone like that. It's an immediate turn off and I want nothing to do with them, let alone be close to them or be intimate.

So few girls don't do this. Time and time again, over and over, they all end up pulling their tits out, or letting half of their ass hang out, or turn into this clingy mess that doesn't resemble what attracted me to them in the first place. It's like their personality just goes away once they realize I'm interested in them, and they turn into this turbo whore thinking sex will keep me with them. I hate it.

Maybe I'm jaded, but once I find out they're just trying to cater to me, I drop them, fast. Finding a girl that respects themselves, and is a mature, real person, and not some FACADE, is really, really hard to do.
>>
>renting an apartment with random roommate in college
>he's having a small party, i want no part in it
>want to just hide in my room but i'm hungry
>make the mistake of grabbing a sandwich from the fridge
>someone comes knocking on my door (of course)
>roommate's girlfriend says her fat friend likes me
>"she's really sweet and nice anon give her a chance"
>"no"
>minute later another knock, door immediately opens
>landwhale barges into my room uninvited
>parks herself on my bed despite my obvious discomfort
>repeatedly hint that i want her to get the fuck out
>completely refuses to move off of my bed
>obviously wants me to join her there
>eventually i have to leave because she won't
>everyone oohs and ahhs and thinks we hooked up
>"NO"
>eventually fatty mchamplanet follows me out
>scurry back into my room and lock the door behind me
>>
>>38347546
One. She got me drunk/high, I started cuddling on her lap, and she had her way with me from there. Also had a bit of a habit of groping me when we were alone, like grabbing my balls and rubbing them through my clothes or biting the back of my neck
>>
>>38347546
Strap yourselves in, boys. This is a tale of the good kind of molestation.

>be me
>maybe 10 or 11. I don't remember
>my sister and I get dropped off at a new babysitter's house.
>she had to at least be 17.
>6/10 brunette with decent tits, but an ass so mighty, that it has branded itself into my memory, 16 years later. (26 now)
>she's pretty cool and has a N64, with Super Mario 64.
>sister is feeling sick. So she clocks out pretty early.
>babysitter comes and sits right beside me on her couch.
>I remember pausing the game and looking at her, confused.
>"W-what? Do you want a turn?"
>A smile, that I couldn't understand at that time, creeps onto her face.
>She slowly shakes her head no.
>"It's getting kind of late, anon. Your mom told me to have you and your sister lay down, for bed, by 9."
>I turn off the game and grab a pillow off her couch.
>she goes into her room to grab some more covers. Since my sister had the one from the couch.
>she makes a "pseudo-bed" on the floor out of her covers and more of her pillows
>smellsgoodman.jpg
>I lie down and think about the penguin stage, in Mario.
>since she have up her bedding, she sleeps on the floor near me. (My sister is sleeping on her 3 seater. The other couch was a love seat.)
>Her: "Anon. Are you awake?"
>Me: "yeah... I'm not really tired yet."
>Her: "me neither. Hey! Do you want to play a game?
>Me: "y-yeah. I guess."
>Her: "Have you ever played the 'touchy, feely game?"
Continue? I'm on my phone. So I can't tell how much space I've used.
>>
>>38348215
>>38348392
cont.

just remembered another. talked to this girl for a while, randomly texted me one day after we had what I thought was a very sweet conversation, how she wanted to gag on my dick or something, and how she wouldn't do it unless I came down her throat. I slowly replied to her less and less until cutting her off.

another extremely skinny german girl who really wanted me to cheat on her ugly boyfriend with her, sent me some nudes and that was that for her, dropped.

keep in mind, all of these girls were cute and I was attracted to them. the yale girl was this cute little jewish singer. this gagging on my dick girl was some cute polish girl, the dancer was some super short medi or something like that. the rest of them, all cute, nice bodies, whatever, what I thought were sweet girls.

Fuck it all, really. I have found.......... maybe 3 at the MOST that did not end up becoming whores when they realized I was interested in them.
>>
Had my butt slapped by a black girl and had her say we were dating. She was a druggie and was really obnoxious on top of being ugly. Told her if she ever did that again i would go to the principal.
>>
File: IMG_2732.jpg (461KB, 1423x1700px)
IMG_2732.jpg
461KB, 1423x1700px
>be 16
>go away to all girls boarding school in the Big City
>in my first few weeks meet a very flamboyant girl, does a lot of theatre
>famous around the school for having MASSIVE tits, looking like a porn star and flirting with everyone
>keeps making sexual jokes about me but i cant tell if thats just "how she is"
>invites me over to her room for a sleepover
>whynot.jpg
>has invited another girl over as well
>start talking about our sexual experiences
>new girl is on the track team, has never had a bf and is very innocent
>"well we have to corrupt her, dont we anon"
>heart starts pounding
>"y-yeah, i guess we do"
>boobs girl and track star start making out
>is this really fucking happening
>boobs girl convinces us to get naked, her tits look even bigger without a bra
>she puts my hand on her tits, start feeling her up and playing with her nipples while she rubs the track girl's pussy
>start fingering boobs girl, shes literally dripping wet
>lick her pussy while track girl masturbates and watches
>tfw had a lesbian threesome at boarding school
>tfw continued to be friends and never talked about it again
>>
>>38348558
> Chad with the mind of a robot
Even so, I'm jelly.
>>
>>38348535
Go on
Oreganiolito
>>
>>38348535
HURRY UP FUCKER

You actually experienced /ss/ you lucky fucking nigger I am SO jelly. I am mad and horny
>>
>playing with my hair
>asking if I had/ve crush
>going swimming in white undies and bra that you could see through once it became wet
>>
>>38348589
So the legends are true,..
>>
>>38348589
jfc that was hot, can you post more?
>>
>at a party a year ago
>everybody's in a huge circle
>Get word that this hot slut has it in for me
>but she's wasted and decides to go about it in the dumbest way
>she literally goes around around the circle of like ten people starting from my left and making out with EVERYONE, male, female or otherwise, eyeing me before and after every person
>she gets to two people away from me
>me: "well it's getting late, I better hit the road"
>bounce the fuck out
>she probably caught the herp cause she wouldn't just be direct
>>
The fucking normies in here with litanies of tales of women seducing them. What the fuck happened to this place?
>>
>>38348595
Fuck off with the robot garbage. I want a self-respecting girl, not a whore. Once you've had sex and done all of the shit you wanted to do, you're over it and want to move onto deeper, greener pastures. Whores ruin things for themselves and I'm not playing along.

the super skinny german girl that wanted me to cuck her boyfriend pulled out all of this daddy dom shit, same with another girl I just remembered, this really irish girl that wanted me to basically beat them, spank them, slap them, whatever. several of these girls wanted that.

It's been done and I want someone genuine. The fetishes, this shallow game, the bullshit, It's old news.

I thought specifically looking for older women would help, but they're the same thing, just older with more responsibilities. They end up pulling out all of this little older woman gets dominated by strong young man-fetish, and all of this blah blah bullshit.

It's so common it makes me want to throw up at this point.

I thought going to a library and focusing on the most """pure""" things would weed them all out. No, same fucking trash. Beautiful, seemingly-deep women, all turn to shit when they realize you're interested and feel like they need to keep you around.

-end
>>
No.
No female has ever show any interest in me.
>>
File: 1494126859280.png (132KB, 380x496px)
1494126859280.png
132KB, 380x496px
>be me 10 y/o in 5th grade
>have no friends except one fat girl I'll call Leah
>invite Leah over to play on my trampoline
>my sister (7 y/o at the time) comes with us
>somehow we get to playing truth or dare
>my sister dares Leah to kiss me
>Leah jumps on me pushing me to the ground
>I was skinny at the time so I couldn't push her off
>She kissed/crushed me for what seemed like forever
>I felt so helpless
>I got scissors and tried stabing myself in the neck that night but gave up and cried myself to sleep
>I still have terrible nightmares about being crushed and helpless
>Around the same time I develop Pectus C
>I used to never let anyone touch me especially not girls
>In 10th grade I was on a date with a girl I really liked and when she tried to touch my face I freaked and gave her the cold shoulder the rest of the date
Sorry its a mess but that was my chad experience :')
>>
>>38347824
How does a woman even seduce a man emotionally? What did she do anon?
are you some emotional fag
>>
>>38348535
i'm listening anon, continue pls
>>
Greentext time
>junior year of high school
>transferred in mid Freshman year
>HS's school district has 2 elementary schools, 1 middle and 1 high school, so these people have all known each other since they were pissing their pants except me
>really short, really fat little ball of a girl (under 5 feet over 200lbs easily) moves in from another state during Winter quarter junior year, joins my history class
>already know my dick likes blubber plus I was a generally nice person back then so be nice to her
>apparently occasionally smiling at this girl and saying some nice things when she dyed her hair pink were enough to get her on me
>the adorable blubbo FBs me one night doing the "someone I know has a crush on you but I'm not gonna say who" thing
>fuck it.flac
>acquire butterball gf
>sit next to her during homework lab
>she literally can't talk about anything other than food and being excited for the Grammys
>randomly kiss bc bored
>skinny, 6'6" pale troglodyte starts frenching out of nowhere with 4'11" tumblr-looking sphere
>we're not being loud but a few girls are just staring at our corner fucking bewildered
>our lab teacher, who also teaches both our english classes, seems to find it hilarious
>keep getting knowing smirks from him in 6th period
>do this for about a week
>convince her to sit on me while we make out a few times
>the most glorious boner I have ever received
>go on a movie date over the weekend
>see Joyful Noise
>find out that she's diagnosed diabetic and "has to lose weight"
>realize that when I'm actually talking to her I'm bored out of my mind
>break up with her politely 2 days after the date
>she's devastated
>I'm just like...ehhh
>fast-forward to now
>see her on FB
>still single
>hasn't lost any weight, might be fatter
>hates me now though
>could have had beta-female gf too socially inadept to ever leave me whose body made my dick diamonds and I threw it away
>why did I do that
>>
File: IMG_2719.png (1MB, 750x1334px)
IMG_2719.png
1MB, 750x1334px
>>38348704
sure anon, heres another one from my junior year at boarding school

>experimenting with my sexuality after lesbian threesome, realize im bi
>have crush on this one girl in my dorm, shes chubby and has a F A T ass that makes my knees weak
>funny and leagues smarter than me as well, does high-level STEM classes
>start sending memes back and forth and doing homework with her
>gradually become best friends, do everything together
>one day im talking to her, rests her head in my lap and i play with her hair
>she starts sperging out, is seriously nervous about something
>"whats going on? you can tell me anything"
>kisses me
>ohshit.jpg
>start making out, literally have never been this horny
>her tits are cute and perky, ass is t h i c c
>grope each other like horny teens outside clothes
>start kissing around her hips
>"is it okay if i go lower?"
>"yeah anon, i cant believe were really doing this"
>start licking her pussy, she has to cover her mouth with her hand so the sound wont carry
>finger her and lick her clit
>keeps asking me to go harder, eventually fingerbang her with all the strength in my poor teen girl body
>she comes so hard her body shakes
>cuddle for a while and ride her face later
>>
Asked for a headpat and it escalated. Whatever happened to babbies?
>>
>>38349175
W-woah is t-this real??? I .....
>>
Indian and Black girls hit on me a lot


But I prefer White and Asian and they don't give me the time of day
>>
File: 1498930244699.jpg (42KB, 300x450px) Image search: [Google]
1498930244699.jpg
42KB, 300x450px
>lay in the bed with me
>made out with me
>put her hand into my pants
However she had a boyfriend who was in the next room and she was just trying to make him jealous so I didn't go through with it because I'm a fucking idiot.
>>
>be 19
>be in the airforce
>be mechanic
>ugly girl from another section of the base always come around and talk to people
>she tries to hit me up
>flits with me
>very flirty and nice body but i can't stand her face, she looks like diseased zombie.
>i was like " i can't fuck this, this is not happening"
>now im more sexually frustrated than eveer and would probably fuck the shit outta her if it was today
>>
>>38348616
>>38348636
Cont.

>Her: "Have you ever played the "touchy, feely game?"
>Me: "I don't think so... What is it?"
>She grabs her pillow, and crawls over to me.
>Even though it was dark, I saw that she was stripped down, to just a silky pair of panties and a regular grey colored shirt. (I'll explain how I knew they were silky in a moment. Kek)
>my 10/11 year old cock starts to react to this sight. As it was my first time seeing a girl like that.
>she throws her pillow down beside mine and squirms her way into the covers.
>I look over at her, not sure what's about to happen. Obviously.
>Me: "what are you doing?"
>Her: "Shhhhh! You're too loud."
>she begins explain the "rules" to this new and wonderful "game."
>Her: "it's really dark, right?"
>Me: "yeah."
>Her: "I'm going to feel somewhere on your body and then I'll try to guess what I'm touching. If I get it wrong, then it's your turn."
>Me: "o-okay."
>It starts simple enough. With her touching my hands, ears, lips, ect.
>all this physical contact has my dick diamonds as fuck! I didn't understand it, but I wanted her to touch it SOO badly.
>I guess she finally works up the courage to do it.
>She grabs my cock up near the head, and slowly down my shaft.
God damn, boys. I forgot how hot this is/was until I had to type this out. And this isnt fan fiction. This shit actually happened. I swear it.
>She takes her time to try to guess this time.
>I don't mind.
I'll make the finally part when I get home. I'm about to get off work now.
>>
>>38347546
>tfw no girl (male) ever tried to seduce (You)
>>
>Had females interested on him
>Call himself a robot
>>
>>38349333
good trips my friend
>>
>>38349302
you fucking chad, losing your virginity AT T E N
>>
>>38349339
to be honest i had girls interested in me but they were unbearable to look at.

i look like a fucking pig farmer from iowa myself so its not like i have high expectations
>>
File: aaaa yoga.jpg (25KB, 612x407px)
aaaa yoga.jpg
25KB, 612x407px
>>38349229
swearsies-realsies. lots of other lesbian escapades at that boarding school, two of my hallmates dated and fucked on the regular and there was at least one orgy on record, all the girls got suspended. also walked in on my roommate feeling up a girl one time, was so autistic I asked if they wanted any chocolate chip cookies before leaving
>>
>>38348832
A woman you can really, truly respect is a rare thing, because none of them really respect themselves.

If you find one don't let go, because it won't happen again.
>>
I've never had a girl come onto me and I probably never will

It's because I'm ugly and dreadful
>>
>>38347870
>Since HS
REEEE NORMALFAG WHO WENT TO A MIXED SEX HIGH SCHOOL GET OUT
>>
>>38347785
Thats exactly what they did to me aswell
>>
>>38349416
So this is what happens when roasties have no Chads available to slut it up with...
>>
File: 1497911184471.jpg (57KB, 604x377px) Image search: [Google]
1497911184471.jpg
57KB, 604x377px
there's a guy at work who's into video games and anime
i've been trying to get him to notice me but i don't know if he's just being overly friendly or interested in me
i asked him what type of girls he was into and he said quiet asian gamer girls
i'm white and quiet but not asian
>>
>>38349569
They're biologically inclined towards lust and homosexuality-you kinda can't blame them. Imagine if you had a switch in your brain that would just turn you on to cock because you weren't getting pussy.
I dated a fembot for half a year who eaten out another girl in a public bathroom once.
>>
>>38349701
sounds like a faggot, find a way to get his number and set up coffee after work or something. Guys aren't very picky when it comes to girls so disregard what he said about Asian girls
>>
>>38349927
i tried to hang out with him once after work
he fell asleep right before i went to go pick him up so i was waiting in the parking lot of his apartment complex for like 45 minutes
i gave up after calling 3 times and sending a bunch of texts and went home
>>
>>38349701
He's fallen for the Asian submissive meme; he will cuck you for one the very first chance he gets. Nothing wrong with having a physical preference for chinky girls, but yellow fever guys are insufferable and unbelievably disloyal.

t. cucked by a guy I liked for a fat chink
>>
>>38349968
sounds like even more of a faggot, you sure you like this guy anon?
>>
>>38350066
hes cute and dorky
watches subbed anime
plays a lot of video games
and he has some ambitions in life
hes also like 4 inches taller than me so i kind of want him to pin me down and have his way with me
that would be nice
>>
>>38347546
Girls in school grabbed my dick all the time. I found it very uncomfortable, even when the fit ones did it, bc they would never have been my gf (I was an awkward nerd)
>>
File: HOLD UP.jpg (63KB, 403x392px) Image search: [Google]
HOLD UP.jpg
63KB, 403x392px
NORMALFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD GET OUT OUT OUT OUT NOOOOOOWWWWWW
>>
>>38350119
your sounding a bit like a stacy there anon, as my Haitian friend would say "get that dick!". How close are you to getting that dick to be specific? You've been to his place yeah, you probably have his number, have you established that your into him? Does he know I mean so you can move on to dates and getting that dick
>>
>>38350186
>haitian friend
You mean upstanding black gentlemen you rascist.
>>
>>38350273
He unironically was a upstanding gentleman he said things like that ironically to fit in with the other Haitians at my school. Black society is very strange its all about faking it better than anyone else
>>
File: roll.jpg (1MB, 1535x1600px) Image search: [Google]
roll.jpg
1MB, 1535x1600px
>>38349302
get home already op
also just for fap sakes which one does she most look like in pic related
>>
File: IMG_20170713_064553.png (54KB, 913x391px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170713_064553.png
54KB, 913x391px
Welp im gonna fuck this chick in 16 hours.
>>
>>38350119
yeah you're gonna get cucked when he finds a chink to rape.

enjoy but don't say i didn't warn you.
>>
When I was a young acne riddled greaseball it happened once or twice by roasties looking for a cheap laugh. I didn't oblige them.

Now it has happened a few times by old desperate middle aged roasties. Within seconds they realize I'm autistic as hell so they stop.
>>
File: 1499548411953.jpg (45KB, 450x320px) Image search: [Google]
1499548411953.jpg
45KB, 450x320px
>its another normalfag humble brag thread
take this shit back to /reddit/ for fucks sake
>>
>>38350346

>yeah i got 20 girls hitting on me but i'm socially awkward sometimes (#robotlyfe) so I only fucked 10 of them!

normalfags NEED to die
>>
>>38347546
Yes once.

>Be 18 just graduated highschool.
>Hanging out with two friends girl and a guy bestfriend who had a gf.
>It's late at night we've been driving around listening to music, talking, not really doing anything
>just enjoying time together
>We end up just parking in this neighborhood just sitting in the car listening to music
>I'm in drivers seat, shes in shotgun, and he's in the back.
>guy friend is in his feelings about his gf going across country to college while he doesn't plan to go to college
>He eventually leaves the car to go for a walk alone
>Wanted to follow but girl insists i stay with her
>We talk for a bit then she starts rubbing my leg
>Still a virgin at the time so nervous and didnt know what to do but didnt want it to stop.
>I'm slowly getting hard just being touched by a girl. But my dick is rested on the other leg
>When she suddenly gets a text from her sister (twins)
>I take this oppurtunity to move my cock to the leg she was rubbing. In hopes she'll start back up again.
>She does, the anticipation turns me on and I get full mast quickly
>She eventually feels it and starts intentionally rubbing it through my shorts.
>All fears of being rejected fade
>I then begin to do what rub leg slowly working my way to her pussy
>I end up fingering her while shes jacking me off in the car
>until we notice my guy friend walking back
>We stop play it off and continue the night as normal
>Night ends don't talk about it
>Couple days later we hang out again just the two of us
>Lost virginity

We hooked up a few more times afterwards, but never became a thing.
>>
>>38348215
>tfw to intelligent to get laid
>>
>>38349302
Finish the story you colossal faggot

How would you like it if someone turned you on then left
>>
>>38350186
i haven't been inside his place, just know his address and have his number
i haven't established that because i'm afraid of rejection
he already rejected one of my other coworkers and i don't take rejection too well
>>
bump
oregnegneneonn
>>
>>38349369
See the story through, m8.>>38350319
Out of those, she looked a bit like 53-55. Her hair was a bit shorter.>>38350533
Patience is a virtue.
Cont.

>She takes her time to try to guess this time.
>I don't mind.
>her fingertips work her way around my dick.
>never tickled like this before.
Looking back at it now, she obviously knew what and where she was feeling.
>I feel my breathing getting faster.
>she makes noises, like she's still trying to figure it out.
>Her: "mmm. Is it...?"
>more feeling and gripping go on.
>I'm losing my fucking mind, lying there.
>my primal insticts tell me I should be thrusting
>She mutters out "is that your finger?"
Here, I remember thinking, "is she serious?" Even though I was a kid, my dick was definitely larger, and thicker, than my hand. But, I lied.
>Me: "Yes."
>she let's go my cock.
>Her: "I've gotten a lot right. You try now."
>I notice that her voice was in tone that told me, "feel around guilt free."
>we were both laying on out backs.
>I start very subtly.
>I feel her hair and guess.
>Her: "yes."
>my throbbing dick wants me to explore properly, but my anxious mind tells me to go slowly.
>I feel her neck.
>I really feel her neck.
>it hits me there
This girl really doesn't mind. In fact, she likes it.
>Still feeling her neck, I also feel her breathing.
>it's fast.
>I guess
>Her: "yes."
>finally rationalizing it with myself. I do it.
>I reach down to feel her pussy.
>my body feels really warm and really good.
>I feel on top of her silky, smooth panties. Near her cunt.
>I run on this for a while
>I honestly didn't know what to say or what else to do.
>I keep rubbing
>I look up at her stomach and watch her breathes rise and fall. Faster. Then slower.
>>
File: xHec3p5.jpg (177KB, 500x598px) Image search: [Google]
xHec3p5.jpg
177KB, 500x598px
>>38351795
>Me: " I don't know."
>she's starts writhing about. Moving her head on one side of her pillow for a few seconds, then to the other side.
>I guess, but I'm still feeling around.
>Me: "is it your privates?"
>Her: "y-yes."
>I do this for a bit longer.
>my dick takes over, and the most alpha words I've ever spoke, from there on, escape my lips.
>Me: "W-will you grab m-mine again?
>she obliges
>it's bliss. I don't want to stop.
>she quickly grabs my hand and throws it away.
>she let's of my dick and rolls over.
>she instantly pretends to be asleep
>why?
>the living room lights flash on and temporally blinds me.
>it's her mom.
>she yells at her
>Mom: "what the hell are you doing."
>I pretend to be awoken by this and lean up, squinting my eyes.
>I sigh deeply in, through my nose, as if she had just came and disturbed me.
>technically she did...
>Me: (using the most sleepy voice I could muster.) "What?"
>she looks at both of us.
>I look over at her, still squinting, from being blinded by the lights. Then back to her mom.
>she just shakes her head and flips the lights back off. Stomping to her room.
Honestly, I think to this day, that she bought it. Or couldn't prove anything.
>we both know that were done after that.
>I try to fall asleep, but think about it over and over again.
>eventually I do.
>no young, innocent sex.
Honestly, boys. I still wonder what could of happened and how it would have changed me to this day. I think her mom told mine, because that was the last time she let her babysit us.
AMA.
>>
>>38351845
why didn't you ever try to get back in contact with her retard
>>
>>38351845
well that was a massive disappointment
any pics?
>>
>Be me, 16 in HS
>Have science class with 2 best friends and a girl I've had a crush on
>We all sit in the same area. Me and her at a table, my two buddies behind us
>She starts dropping small hints here and there
>Teacher pairs us up for a gene project to try and project whathat our kids dominant genes would be
>boner.jog
>She keeps the report and brings it up every day for a couple weeks
>I was still a virgin and autist
>She starts writing notes on all my things like "anon+qt3.14 forever"
>At the time I was to beta to do anything about it
>Couple months later I'm riding my buddy's bus to his house because my truck broke down
>See QT3.14 on bus with another guy
>Few minutes later everyone is laughing
>See her sit back up in her chair
>She was blowing Chad and when he came she sneezed and his cum was dripping down her lips and chin from her nose
>To this day I can picture it perfectly and start to laugh
>>
>>38347546
She basically forced herself into my life and hopped on my dick, all without my consent.
>>
>>38352074
So is life, but we cope.
>>
File: 1489290271704.jpg (411KB, 1440x2280px)
1489290271704.jpg
411KB, 1440x2280px
>>38348802
Well the site's traffic grew exponentially within the last 6 months and of course we could go on about how this has ship has been sinking for years, so it was only inevitable my sweet anon. Take comfort in remembrance of better times. Although I might say that I find these stories from the other side to be rather interesting.
Thread posts: 92
Thread images: 22


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.