Well R9K in gonna be rich I invented a new form of encoding messages not unlike the enigma code.
I'll show you it if you're interested.
There's infinite possible ways to encode arbitrary data. Hell, you could even create a program that randomly generates one of those ways, encodes this way of encoding in some form to use as a key, and there, you've got shitty encryption. So congratulations, you've created nothing.
Try me, I bet it's easily cracked.